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Dylanology

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About Me

Moody. Difficult. Calm. Entertaining. Fucked Up. Hey, my name is Dylan. This is me. I’m a world of contradictions and paradoxes all rolled into one. I’m basically an adjective name-it-all: adaptable, temperamental, talkative, unconventional, fickle, crazy and weird. I’ve gone through a lot, and this means I can have a weird take on life, and an even stranger sense of humour, but don’t let that put you off, Get to know me and I may just be the best friend you never had. I believe in taking chances, doing things just ‘cause they’re fun. You only get one go at life, why stand in line, when you can reach the sky? The future is there for us to invent, no one else’s gonna do it for us. I live by the philosophy that Music and Love are the greatest powers in the world. I’m currently at Curtin Uni studying Politics and International Relations, which isn’t as boring as it sounds. I’ve made tonnes of friends this year, and I love each and every one of them dearly. I’ve made enemies too, but that doesn’t slow me down, I know I have flaws, but the fact that I am aware gives me power - I am infallible with flaws. If you don't like the way I look, then don't look at me, but don't be naïve in thinking that ignoring me will make me go away, or stop me being the way I am and doing things the way I do them. I am not going anywhere, I am here to stay! So don’t be one of the frightened masses, take a chance, dance in the elevator, and sing in the supermarket aisle, its not hard and it’s a hell of a lot of fun. If you can loose your inhibitions, then say hello to me, you may be amazed at what you find.Jerrica and Dylan talk on msn -Jay- -I'm knocking on the wrong cocoon- says: I don't have any movies I want to watch right now and I have no homework to complain about. The Post-Modern Teachings of a Jaded Romantic says: THE BASIS OF OUR RELATIONSHIP IS GONE -Jay- -I'm knocking on the wrong cocoon- says: WE WILL NEED TO FIND NEW HOBBIES The Post-Modern Teachings of a Jaded Romantic says: Hmmmm... How about, Burning peasants? *pause in the conversation* -Jay- -I'm knocking on the wrong cocoon- says: We will need kindling. The Post-Modern Teachings of a Jaded Romantic says: And wood. -Jay- -I'm knocking on the wrong cocoon- says: And peasants. The Post-Modern Teachings of a Jaded Romantic says: How well our minds mesh in their evilness. I'll handle the wood and the peasants, you get the kindling.

My Interests

Reading, Travelling, Hanging with my friends, Talking to people, Learning, Partying, Clubbing Pirates, Smiting Shites In Nining Armour, Burning Peasants, Hanging in the Queer Room, Movie Nights, Human Rights, Movies in general, Good Books, History, Art, Philosophy, HAVING FUN MAYBE...? I DONT WUCKING FOW NHAT!

I'd like to meet:

There you go! I can taste it! Oestrogen. Definitely oestrogen. Take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle. Feminizes the fish. Goes all the way up into the sky then falls all the way back down onto me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I wont get pregnant. Im never doing that again. I bet you ten quid theyre DNA experts. Its all this CSI crap these days. CSI: Cardiff. Id like to see that! Theyd be measuring the velocity of a kebab! Carys: I wish you were dead. Call me back. [The team is looking at Gwen and Carys kissing in a cell through CCTV] Tosh: She said she had a boyfriend. Jack: You people and your quaint little categories. [Gwen is attacking Owen] Jack: You know, strictly speaking throttling the staff is my job. Jack: Put your trousers on and get out. NOW! It almost breaks my heart to say those words. (after Owen hobbles out of cell naked with his hands over his genitals) Gwen: Are you all right now? Or are you still feeling a bit of a cock? Jack: No other race in the universe goes camping. Celebrate your own uniqueness! Jack: Once, just once, Id like to walk into one of these tents and find its a party, with food, and drink, and dancing; a girl crying in the corner. Ianto: If youre interested, Ive still got that stopwatch. Jack: So? Ianto: Well. Think about it. Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch. Jack: Oh yeah! I could think of a few. Ianto: Theres quite a list. Jack: Ill send the others home early. See you in my office in ten. Ianto: Thats ten minutes, and counting. Poets have been mysteriously silent on the issue of cheese.


Music:

Okay, i love my bands, so here goes: Metric, Little Birdy, The Sounds, The Velvet Underground (and Nico), The Kills, Giant Drag, Pink Floyd, Marianne Faithfull, Nancy Sinatra, Mad At Gravity, Michael Paynter, Emilie Simon, Arctic Monkeys, Kisschasy, Linkin Park, Call Her Alaska, Killing Heidi, Dashboard Confessional, Jimmy Eat World, Taking Back Sunday, Eskimo Joe, Evermore, Fall Out Boy, The Fray, The Killers, Kasabian, The Grates, The Blood Arm, Panic! At The Disco, The Living End, Karnivool, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Rasmus, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Elvis Costello (old school), A Perfect Circle, Coheed and Cambria, Alexisonfire, The Early November, The Anniversary, Cursive, Get Up Kids, Owen, Brand New, Elliott Smith, I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business, Explosions in the Sky, Moneen, Appleseed Cast, Number One Fan, Saves the Day, Drexel, The Smiths, Architecture In Helsinki, Of Montreal, Your Favourite Enemies, Tegan and Sara...

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth, The Lord of the Rings, MirrorMask, Labyrinth, The Fountain, Veronica Guerin, Charlotte Gray, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Clockwork Orange, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Ladri di Biciclette, The Seven Samurai, Schindler’s List, Finding Nemo, The Godfather, Broken Blossoms, Serenity, Pirates of The Caribbean

Television:

I don't watch too much tellie, but here are a few: Heroes, Gilmore Girls, Veronica Mars, Torchwood, CSI (LV and NY), Charmed, Rough Science, Invader Zim, Queer As Folk

Books:

Okay, I love books, its pretty well known, heres a list of my fave authors (yes i know its long, and yes i know i have a thing for the russians, leave me alone): Douglas Adams, Nikolai Gogol, Leo Tolstoy, Charles Dickens, William Shakespeare, Markus Zusack, J. R. R. Tolkien, Edward Morgan Forster, Mark Twain, Ernest Hamingway, Virgil, Madeleine L’Engel, Aeschylus, Sophocles, Plato, Dante, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte, Emily Bronte, Lewis Carroll, Anton Pavlovich Chekhov, Vladimir Nabokov, Niccolo Machiavelli, Sylvia Plath, Miguel de Cervantes Saaverdra, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Alexandre Dumas, Homer, Erich Maria Remarque, George Orwell, Thomas Moores, Carlos Ruiz Zafon, Phillip Pullman, Jostein Gaarder, David Eddings, Raymond E. Feist, Laurell K. Hamilton, Juliette Marrilier, Michael Cox, Garth Nix, Lynda La Plante...

Heroes:

I have some very special people in my life that I am privileged to know.
MEAGHANN: She is my Love, My Soul Mate, My Best Friend _ Whenever I have needed her, she has been right there with a box of tissues and sarcastic comments to cheer me up! I don't think anyone else quite gets us, but thats the way we like it!
HOLLIE: What can I say? This girl rocks my socks, 24/7! Her calm, quiet dignity and strength never ceases to amaze me! Neither does her sense of the ridiculous! She's my Sister! She's my Saviour! She's my rock!
SAMI: Her and I were put on the same checkout one day, and we haven't looked back since! She's Neurotic, Needy, and Fun As Hell! This is the girl who lets me show my darker side, and boy do we love it!
JERRICA: Four words for you my friends: "I'm Not Wearing Any Pants". This is Jerri in a nutshell, love her to death like rock candy on the apple of Sylar's doom. MUAHAHA
BLAIR: What can I say? The boy with the naked guitar strikes again. So much stuff, so much history, always laughing, always knowing what the other is going to say.
Then of course, there's Karlee, Kitty, Valeria, Danijel, Lani, Sarah, Claire, Tahlz, Andrew, Jason, Michael, Chad and all those other wonderful people that make my life so complete!

My Blog

Me

ARE YOU:1. Obsessed with sex? not as much as some i could mention, KITTY, PETER, lol nah im not too much of a skank2. Are you tall? lol pretty much3. In your pajamas? no actually4. Left handed? nopeLA...
Posted by Dylanology on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:27:00 PST

INSIGHT INTO ME

QUIZZ I TAXED FROM JESSIE MAY   1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?Lol yes, yes it is2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?Omg! I look so good in both.... hmmm i choose poofy...
Posted by Dylanology on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:16:00 PST

Terrorist review (Warning Harsh British Humour)

An interesting assessment.   The Brits are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats That have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".   Soon though, security ...
Posted by Dylanology on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:55:00 PST

Conversation Between the Trio

Me Cunt Sami LOL Holz Omg Dylan i hate that word Me Holz dont be a prude Holz Prude? Whats a Prude Me Someone with morals, we dont like them...
Posted by Dylanology on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:42:00 PST

Bleaching Our Hair, and watching Dijn in the showerOkay so its me, sami and holz

Okay so its me, sami and holzand being the random freaks that we are, we've decided to have a hair dying dayThey watched me in the showerWe went on a bleach mercy-dashWe are THE BLEACH WHORES"LOL"Guys...
Posted by Dylanology on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:01:00 PST

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".2. You watched the Pound Puppies.3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the...
Posted by Dylanology on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:47:00 PST

Rain In London? NO!!!!???? NEVER!!!!

Possibilty of some showers... Again, isn't this meant to be summer people? I mean come on LOLz sorry for all those that haven't realised i'm taking the piss out of Monique, she loves to bitch about t...
Posted by Dylanology on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:35:00 PST

You know your friends Love Fashion when...

You know your friends love fashion too much when Francesca spends £52,000 of her parents money on Valentino, Georges Chakra and Versace dresses
Posted by Dylanology on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST

Myspace Addicts

You know that you're addicted to myspace when you do a bulletin like this at 23h30 ..> DEAR LORD its jessies EPIC 1. Do you have a webcam?Nah cob2. Are you a deep sleeper?Lol unfortunately no3. C...
Posted by Dylanology on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:21:00 PST

The world is an unfathomable mystery, lets eat pie

LAR DI DAR DI DAR POTATOES THAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF STUFF! Yes I know I should write a book i just cant be bothered yet     So, anybody out there, why don't boys call you back anyways? T...
Posted by Dylanology on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST