Samuel L. Jackson

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I KEEP GETTIN' CAUGHT UP IN SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' BULLSHIT MOVIES WITH SOME STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS PUTTING SOME GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!ON A WHAT?!?!?MySpace Layouts

My Interests

TELLING WHITE PEOPLE HOW IT IS, BEING IN EVERY MOVIE EVER MADE, BEING HARASSED BY MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES...ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!

I'd like to meet:

JOHN HAMMOND THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO I CAN KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN' DINOSAURS TOOK MY MOTHERFUCKIN' DICK OFF!

ON A GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' WHAT?!?!

Music:

WHATEVER MOTHERFUCKER..

Movies:

JURASSIC PARK, DEEP BLUE SEA, PULP FICTION, STAR WARS..GO CHECK OUT MY NEW MOVIE THIS SUMMER 'SNAKES ON A PLANE'.

Television:

NONE OF THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER..

Books:

PFFT.

Heroes:

JOHN TRAVOLTA FOR HAVIN' MY BACK WHEN IT MATTERED..