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Melody

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About Me

,.. .... Not too much to say except I am far from the norm. Anyone who knows me will testify to this. I am 30 years old and married to a wonderful man (Wheeler in case u don't know). We started out in Honolulu, HI and now live here in the wonderful world of BFE, NC. I give him props because he has endured my bullshit for 10 years now. He is ex-navy but I am still a sailor's wife with the potty mouth to match. We don't have any children but we do have an awesome little buddy named OddJob. He is a dog trapped in a cat's body. Yes, I am one of those crazy cat ladies u hear about. I have met some really awesome people that you need to check out below.
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some advice I could take....... yeah fuck that
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Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.


Captain Jack Sparrow


96%

Lara Croft


83%

William Wallace


71%

Batman, the Dark Knight


67%

The Terminator


67%

Indiana Jones


67%

James Bond, Agent 007


63%

Neo, the "One"


63%

Maximus


63%

The Amazing Spider-Man


58%

El Zorro


50%

My Interests

Getting blitzed out of my mind(drunk) and playing with my cat-dog OddJob. Hanging out with Shannon is a favorite hobby of mine. I would like to run my own dance club some day! My dream goal is to be in one of Rob Zombie's or Tarantino's films. Too bad I would be a shitty actress, I'll just have 2 wish from afar. However if I ever was in one of their movies, I would either be the ditz getting axed in the first 5 mins. or the bad motherfucker. No inbetween for us Scorpios. Oh, I also like playing Guitar Hero with Wheeler. He's always wanting to be lead though. That's okay because I steal his cake.

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Manson, Kathy Griffin, Stiffler, Sheri Moon Zombie, Kevin Spacey, Matthew Lillard, Seth Green, Hugh Hefner to ask wtf is up with all the blondes?, Ice Cube, Timothy Olyphant (sorry Wheeler but he is so fucking hot!), the whole cast from Deadwood and Weeds. ..

Music:

Anything metal, rap, techno, old school, and 80's. Big fan of Cindi Lauper, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, 50 Cent, Eminem, ICP, Type O Negative, Snoop Doggy Dog, Gorillaz, Fergie, Duran Duran,


Movies:

Anything with Milla (Resident Evil) or Kevin Spacey(American Beauty) or directed by Rob Zombie ( Devil's Rejects). Horror films, especially B rated are great. Big fan of Evil Dead. I also love Friday. If I wasn't such a drunk I would be a big stoner. Swordfish and anything by Quentin Tarantino he is a film god! Grindhouse was sooooooooo good if you have not seen it then u should be asking yourself what is wrong with you. Oh!!! and anything with Cuba Gooding Jr. he is an awesome actor and cute as hell. American Wedding is also one of the best movies ever! The scene in the gay club was awesome. Brings back such fond memories lol. No really.
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Television:

Lucky Louie,Sex and the City, Still Standing, Queer Eye for the straight guy, Sarah Silverman Program, Boondocks, Shin Chan, Venture Brothers, Stroker and Hoop, Squidbillies(so much like home, America's Next Top Model, Golden Girls, and of course Law and Order. Adult Swim rules. If u have HBO and or Showtime u need to check out Weeds and Deadwood. Fexcellent programs.
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Books:

Stephen King addict! I especially love his short stories. Also a fan of reader's digest and medical articles. lol no, really ..
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Heroes:

My grandmother on my momma's side. She was a spitfire and taught me a valuable lesson. "Shit in one hand and wish in the other, see which one gets fuller". She was a strong woman but had a heart of gold. She put up with me through my teenage years. Wheeler is also my hero because he is a very strong person but has a heart of gold. As long as you don't steal his cake.
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Worthington Nursing & Convalescent Center Worthington, Ohio

 My name is Mildred Barnes, I am 78 years old, and I have been a patient here for eight years.  I am writing you to thank you for your generous donation which let me buy a radio for my bedsi...
Posted by Melody on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 03:44:00 PST