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........ @page { margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } A:link { so-language: zxx } --> Ok It has been a while since I lastposted anything and a lot of shit has gone down. First off we have ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:46:00 GMT

who the hell is russel brand?

Ok so im going to start this one off with some news that will shock everyone. Clay aiken has finally admitted to being gay! Now for anyone actually surprised abot that go eat a brick so you can now sh...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:12:00 GMT

pissed off at tv and radio

So im going to officially shoot myself after learning that paris hilton has a new show coming out about her finding  a nwe bff. I guess her friendship with the crabs in her vag went bad after she...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:33:00 GMT

video games and make up

Ok so it's been a while im a little older a little  dumber and proobably a little less funny but here it goes.So i went to a state park recently for the first time and it lead me to think about m...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:54:00 GMT

Dorito’s are dangerous

Okay so to start let me all warn those of you who enjoy dorito's that they are a very dangerous chip. Just the other day i was enjoying a bag of dorito's when bam a piece actually flew up and hit me i...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Oil and hookers

Ok so it's been quite a while since the last one of these i did so here we go. Have you ever noticed when the phone is ringing and people can't get to it right away they start cursing it out like call...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 22:20:00 GMT

bottomless shrimp and atheists

HELLO!!!  So gas prices are getting higher and higher these days aren't they?  The only thing higher than gas prices is snoop dog on a trip to new Amsterdam.I mean if gas prices get any high...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:29:00 GMT

bike lanes and pudding pops

Hello! what is about to come out of my mouth may offend u and if it does i can only tell u this ..... i don't care. I care about as much as rosie o'donnel cares about watching her weight at a buffet. ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:22:00 GMT

enjoy and laugh

It's been a while since i wrote a new one of these so i decided to today as you may or may not know this week was the masters which is the biggest golf tournament in golf and as i sat and watched i no...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 19:09:00 GMT

Greatest hits volume 1

Im just gonna go ahead and start instead of coming up with something catchy to say because only about five people actually read this so here we go on anothe magic ride o candy mountain so have you eve...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:42:00 GMT