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Kessler

NEVER OUT OF STYLE

About Me

I lived in Phillipsburg New Jersey the first 19 years of my life. If Phillipsburg doesn’t ring a bell the locals and Howard Stern refer to it as P-burg. Shortly after High School I joined the Army and went to Fort Benning, Georgia where I met my wife and my oldest daughter Kayla. Since then we reproduced a couple times so that we could find an excuse to buy the Cadillac of mini-vans. I just got back from Iraq.... Again... and i'm just enjoying all my time with my wife and kids.

Chuck Norris
People Iced: to many babies to count
Car Bombs Planted: Seventeen Million
Favorite Weapon Round House Kick too the Face
Arms Broken: Sure
Eyes Gouged: You don't look at Chuck
Tongues Cut Off: only Chuck talks about fight club
Biggest Enemy: anyone who messes with Texas

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This is dedicated to you Jimmy ..

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My Interests

I like long parks at the walk, Koala Bears that I can feed leafs to, and frilly tooth-picks. I’m interested in being able to play the guitar well but that hasn’t worked out for me yet; I’ll keep ya posted. Anyone who has a Mullet, the whole business in the front party in the rear thing strikes my fancy.

I'd like to meet:


Chuck Norris because any man that can speak brail, divide by zero, and talk about fight club I have to meet.

Television:



Myspace Survey...Tell All!
--Info--
Name:: brian
Nicknames::
Birthplace:: wilson, pa
Current Location:: iraq
Hair Color:: brown
Eye Color:: blue
Height:: 6'1"
Weight:: 180
Tatoos?:: two, one on each shoulder blade
Piercings?:: not anymore
Overused Phrase:: "and what not"
--Your--
Bedtime:: right before the army wakes me up
Best Physical Feature:: huh
Most Embarassing Moment:: never
Most Missed Memory:: laying on the couch with my wife watching the History Channel
First Thought When You Wake Up:: this better go down before i have to get up
Weakness:: I'll never tell
Best Friends:: Bridget "My Wife"
Goal For The Year:: Come home alive to my family
Greatest Fears:: anything happening to my family
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Cherry Coke
McDonalds or Burger King...: McDonalds
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: I live in the south, gotta have my sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: moose tracks
Water or Milk...: what kinda question is that
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Coffee
Hugs or Kisses...: ummmm
Cats or Dogs...: i hate cats
Summer or Winter...: winter
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: suck
Love or Money...: Love
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: purple with out seeds
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: blue
Perferred Hair Color:: blond
Short Hair or Long Hair...: which ever i ask for
Perferred Height:: 5' 7" and a half
Perferred Weight:: bridget won't tell me
Looks or Personality...: both
Hot or Cute...: ummmm
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: skinny
--Favs--
Number:: who cares
Food:: love it
Type of Music:: gothicpunkskametalcore and Kenny G
Candy:: no
Color:: black
Animal:: never
Drink:: please
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: neck
Movie:: look to the left
Past Time:: the national past time?
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: oh yeah
Smoked?: yep
Been Beaten Up?: ummm yeah
Bullied Someone?: i try
Skinny Dipped?: i got this thing about people seeing my butt
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: yeah
Toliet Papered Someones House?: a couple times a year
Played Poker W/ Money?: true
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: i have to say no to that
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: no
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: no
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: no
Went Camping?: i think i'm camping now
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: the world is my bathroom
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: no
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: i guess
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: with my wife
Danced In The Rain?: same as above
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: i always think it's funny
Been On Stage?: i was a weee youngin
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: you won't tell her will you
Been To A Nude Beach?: no
Cursed In Church?: i sliped
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: no
Burnt Yourself?: come on, who needs eye brows
Been Dumped?: no
Dumped Someone?: oh yeah
Been In Love?: with my wife
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: what?
Wanted To Be A Model?: on the cat walk?
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: how did you know
Bought Lottery Tickets?: yep
Made Out In A Car?: Did even more in Stricklands Truck, Bridget don't you dare tell him
Cried During A Movie?: you'll never catch me, damn it old yeller
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: everything is obtainable if you want it bad enough
Made Love On The Beach?: sand scares me
Shoplifted?: yep
Seen Someone Shoplift?: yeah me
Hung Up On Someone?: true
Yelled At Your Pet?: with my foot
Gotten Seasick?: not at sea
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: i don't remember
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: no
Stalked Someone?: this girl that worked at structure in the mall
Had A Stalker?: no
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: yes
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: no
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: just put it in your mouth
Protested?: what?
Been To An Island?: i don't know
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: oh yeah
Screamed In A Library?: no
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: no
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: no
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: no
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: yep
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: no
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: no
Threw Up In School?: oh yeah
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: grrrrrr
Wore Something You Hated?: don't tell my mom
Wore Something To Match Someone?: i can't match anything
Been To A Luau?: yep
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: ate soap too
Been On TV?: i'm a superstar
Been Outta The Country?: ummm yeah
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: sure
Won A Pool Game?: and a good amount of money
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: i hope not
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: both
Dieted?: why
Had An Eating Disorder?: i wish
Cheated On Your Other?: biggest mistake of my life
Been Cheated On?: biggest mistake of there lives
Been Paid To Date Someone?: no
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: i don't think so, grrrrr
Tanned Topless?: YES
Been Strip Searched?: I do the searching
Been On A Plane?: yes
Been On A Cruise?: no
Been Pantsed In Public?: yes grrrrr
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: i don't know
Broke Someone's Heart?: Oh yeah, You'll get over it quick
Sung In The Shower?: i'll never tell
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: never
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: daily
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: i'm married
Been Walked In On While Showering?: same as above
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: no
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: oh yeah
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: no
Been In Detention?: yep
Feel Off A Roof?: Feel what? the roof
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: ummmmm don't you say anything Bridget
Been In A Wreck?: a train wreck
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: i hit them for fun
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: no
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: what
Been Shot?: close but iraqi's suck at shooting
Had A Water Gun War?: yea ya
Been Arrested?: ummmm not really
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: you know who you are
Country You Wanna Visit:: my own country
Way You Wanna Die:: high speed chase at the age of 97
Like Thunderstorms?: oh yeah
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: when i talk to them
R U A Health Freak?: not at all
U Think Ur Attractive?: I would date me if i was gay
Do You Believe In Yourself?: to do what?
Wanna Get Married?: NO, renew my vows yes
Wanna Go To College?: you mom goes to college
Shower Daily?: not at all, hey it's not my fault
Want Kids?: I have all i need
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: October 6th 2001
Do U Hate Anyone?: oh yeah
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: gimme one and i'll try
Do You Think You Can Sing?: i know i can't
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yes
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: that's my motto
Can You Whistle?: underwater while chewing lemons
Can You Walk In High Heels?: of coarse
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: no
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: who needs taste buds
Can You Multitask?: i have too
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: i'm trying and it aint working
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: i have a locker?
Do You Spit?: is that a
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: question for a guy?
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: That Bridget was my childhood sweetheart all through growing up and high school and everything in some little town down south that no one has ever heard of.
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: body oder
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: same as above
What's Your Favorite Scent?: same as 2 above
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: i will just not here
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Heroes:

Chuck Norris is the reason I met my wife! As it turns out the Texas Ranger told my wife that Texas wasn't big enough for the two of them. That's how I met her in Georga. Thanx Chuck your my hero.