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Kelly Joanne Palmer

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ELVIS, MARILYN MONROE, CALEB FOLLOWILL

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...About You...


Eye Color Brown
Hair Color Blonde
Height 5'6"
Favorite Color Red
Screen Name The Strumpet
Favorite Band Kings of Leon/The Doors
Favorite Movie Grease
Favorite TV Show Sex & the City/Mighty Boosh
Your Car Still Working On That One!
Your Hometown Plymouth
Your Present Town Plymouth
Your Crush's First Name now That would be tellin'
Your Grade A of course!
Your Style Sultry :)

...Have You Ever...


Sat on your rooftop no mine no
Kissed someone in the rain yes and it's a memory i will treasure til i die
Danced in a public place too many times
Smiled for no reason im smiling now
Laughed so hard you cried yes those were the days ha
Peed your pants after age 8 hhmm was that what that wet patch was!
Written a song yes
Sang to someone for no reason yes...fool
Performed on a stage yes
Talked to someone you don't know yes
Made out in a theater no
Gone roller skating since 8th grade no :(
Been in love i'm smitten as we speak

...Can You...


Write with both hands yeah but left looks like a 3 yr old
Whistle terrible whistler
Blow a bubble baby im the best blower
Roll your tongue nope
Cross your eyes especially when drunk
Touch your tongue to your nose no
Dance i like to think so :)
Speak a different language spanish
Impersonate someone i do a mean tina turner
Cook anything im a domestic goddess

...Finish The Line...


If I were a ... fairy godmother i'd be sorted
I wish ... that it would happen
So many people don't know ... that i'm actually lovely :)
I am ... a scatter brain
My heart is ... pounding
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Music:

Bowie, The Doors, Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Led Zepellin, The Who, T.Rex, Elvis, Kings of Leon, Oasis, The Verve, Goldfrapp, St. Etienne, most 80's, Tamla Motown, Northern Soul, etc etc too much to mention, everything really just depends what mood im in and who im with :)

Movies:

Grease, Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Gentlemen prefer Blondes, How to marry a Millionaire, Fight Club, Some like it Hot, The Graduate, Lord of the Rings, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, Saturday Night Fever, Labyrinth, The Shining, When Harry met Sally, E.T, The Wizard of Oz, Thelma & Louise, The Business, The Godfather 1 & 2, Casino.

Television:

I love Sex and the City, my absolute favourite. Eastenders, Gavin & Stacey, Pulling, Family Guy, Shameless and The Mighty Boosh!

Books:

Lord of the Rings. Irvine Welsh. Philip Pullmans His Dark Materials trilogy is the best ive ever read. Shadow of the Wind. Reading Russell Brand at the moment.

Heroes:

Marilyn Monroe and She Ra

My Blog

trust

i'm thinking....don't trust anyone but yourself.  i always thought i was a good judge of character, but now i'm not so sure.  some people deserve oscars for their bullshit ability....
Posted by Kelly Joanne Palmer on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:32:00 PST

2 years

Well today is my 2 year wedding anniversary. i suppose i should be jumping for joy but amazingly enough im not. have been stuck in all weekend so im thinking that i'll get out of the house and go for ...
Posted by Kelly Joanne Palmer on Tue, 27 May 2008 04:44:00 PST

Wow wow wee wow

Crikey this weather is nuts....but its alright ’cause i’m indoors warm and cosy on the settee watching crap daytime telly and watching the rain through the window. i should get up and tidy...
Posted by Kelly Joanne Palmer on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:46:00 PST

time for a moan

omg is it just me or are the weeks blending into one? have lost track of time....and reality! my weekend has been well and truly cocked up, am amazed at how fuckin untrustworthy mates can be and ...
Posted by Kelly Joanne Palmer on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:17:00 PST

ITS THE MOST HORRIBLE TIME OF THE YEAR

Jesus christ its now the 2nd Jan and i am officially depressed. How shit is January??!! Xmas has gone in a blink and now I have to come to terms with the fact I have done bugger all of my uni work - w...
Posted by Kelly Joanne Palmer on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:56:00 PST

urgh

its bank holiday monday and im going work in 3 hours :( bollox
Posted by Kelly Joanne Palmer on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:55:00 PST