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Fräulein Moles

I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking. And I plan

About Me

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Basics:
Name: Molly Maureen Gabrielle
Date of Birth: 3/19
Birthplace: Winfield, IL
Current Location: Newton
Eye Color: One Green, One Blue
Hair Color: today brown
Height: 5 foot 7
Heritage: Irish, German, Dutch, English
Piercings: ears
Tattoos: back
Favourite:
Band/Singer: The Police
Song: Let's Stay Together Al Greene
Movie: This is Spinal Tap
Disney Movie: Snow White
TV show: The Office
Color: dark red
Food: indian food
Pizza topping: spinach
Ice-Cream Flavor: espresso
Drink (alcoholic): mojito
Soda: diet coke
Store: Sephora
Clothing Brand: toss up Juicy Couture/Nanette Lepore/Karen Millen/Club Monaco
Shoe Brand: Pay Less.......no seriously don't have one
Season: Fall
Month: October
Holiday/Festival: Halloween
Flower: Ranunculus
Make-Up Item: Anything by Becca
Board game: Cranium
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Dark Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: depends on which fruit or veggie
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sour
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: hot
Your:
Goal for this year: run another half marathon and graduate
Most missed memory: Australia
Best physical feature: eyes I guess
First thought waking up: I'm late
Hypothetical personality disorder: obsessive compulsive
Preferred type of plastic surgery: could use a tummy tuck right about now
Sesame street alter ego: Harvey Kneeslapper
Fairytale alter ego: The spoon from Beauty and the Beast
Most stupid remark: comparing myself to the spoon from Beauty and the Beast
Worst crime: Shoplifting at 11
Greatest ambition: to open my own business
Greatest fear: death
Darkest secret: I'm actually a dude
Favorite subject: Equity Portfolio Management
Strangest received gift: A giant stuffed Kermit the Frog
Worst habit: biting my nails
Do You:
Smoke: no
Drink: yes
Curse: yes
Shower daily: yes
Like thunderstorms: yes
Dance in the rain: what kind of homo does that?
Sing: only when I'm alone
Play an instrument: kazoo
Get along with your parents: yes
Wish on stars: gaaaaa no
Believe in fate: no
Believe in love at first sight: yes
Can You:
Drive: yes
Sew: taking a class as a matter of fact
Cook: sometimes
Speak another language: a little german
Dance: no
Sing: yes but not that well
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: no
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yes
Been Stoned/High: Yes
Eaten Sushi: yes
Been in Love: yes
Skipped school: yes
Made prank calls: yes
Sent someone a love letter: no
Stolen something: yes
Cried yourself to sleep: no
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? superficiality
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? depends
Name three things you can't live without: water, oxygen and food
What is the color of your room? terracota
Do you have any siblings? yes, two
Do you have any pets? I am living with 5 at present
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? don't really hate anyone
What is you middle name? Gabrielle
What are you nicknames? Mookie, Moles, Molly Mouse, Molly Magee
Are you for or against gay marriage? for
What are your thoughts ..ion? pro choice
Do you have a crush on anyone? dating someone
Are you afraid of the dark? sometimes
How do you want to die? asleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? never counted
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? jay walking
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: sandy brown or blonde
Eye color: green or blue
Height taller than six foot
Weight so long as he's not fat
Most important physical feature: nose, don't like big ones
Biggest turn-off weakness
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My Interests

I love - Animals (especially smooshed faced ones), Running, throwing and decorating for parties, Flowers (except for mums, daisies, carnations and baby's breath), cooking for people, Sephora (beauty junkie), shopping, playing party games and stupid jokes I hate - accepella singing groups, rhubarb, cheesy corporate feel good seminars, bumper stickers, anything that shows an animal being hurt in some manner, cooked green peppers, waiting in line, leftovers, Paris Hilton and Trustifarians. ..

I'd like to meet:

old friends

Music:


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Movies:

Funny - Anchorman, Kingpin, Zoolander, Office Space, Spinal Tap, The Life of Brian, Top Secret, Heaven Help Us, Bad Santa, Me Myself and Irene and Trading Places Scary - Seven, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and the Exorcism of Emily Rose Serious - The English Patient, Shawshank Redemption, The Constant Gardener, One True Thing, Regarding Henry, Capturing the Friedmans, The Good Girl, and other randoms. Not sure if Boogie Nights should be classified as serious or funny Have a thing for bad 80s redneck movies like Urban Cowboy, Coalminer's Daughter, and Officer and a Gentleman. Also can't seem to stop myself from watching the train wreck that is Showgirls.

Television:

For the past 6 months I have been living without cable and actually haven't found it to be such a bad thing. When I do watch TV, I tend to like Dateline, 60 minutes etc. I did like the Office for a while and will always sit down for a good Seinfeld rerun. Evolution

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Books:

Aside from the Manual for American Sign Language, I love anything David Sedaris. Reading a great book that Towlie got me called the Everything World Religions book (or something to that effect). I'm also a sucker for historical fiction.

Heroes:

Jodie is my hero

My Blog

The Etiquette Board on Craigslist

If you're ever looking for a some helpful etiquette tips, I highly recommend this board on Craigslist. Thought I'd include an excerpt - Topic - One man band bathrooms at restaurant 04/30 19:29:47 W...
Posted by Mookie on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:25:00 PST