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TwoMinutesTurkish

hand-crafted designer delusions

About Me

Born unto an analog mixer and vintage guitar,TwoMinutesTurkish came to be as a result of the dissolving of Jack, Slackjawd, Unmanned Module, The Nasgul Sound Mutilation Experiment, and several other projects that came to an end before their time. BillyWitchDoktor was then locked in the studio with no sustainance other than a mountain of dutch moonshine and a straight shooter. All of the elements of HerrVitchDoktor's previous musical excursions began to infuse with his ever-evolving eclectic tastes. That, and pipeloads of paralytic hallucinogens formed the mellow insanity that you have discovered here. TwoMinutesTurkish is merely the product of a madman's imagination, and all the monsters living inside of it. Alive with guitars, deep bass, one shot beat loops, turntable riffs and illegal sampling, TmT is sure to annoy, confuse, placate, and anesthetize your bad self. With no real sense of direction, it tumbles through the cosmos in search of minds to infect with its radical sonic concepts..............................

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Member Since: 8/17/2006
Band Website: MetalDag.com
Band Members: BillyVVitchDoktor- samples, loops, guitars, beats, sub-par vocals; psychopharmacological and horticultural wizardry, euphoria leading to paranoia.HerrVVitchDoktor uses: Alesis, Behringer,Dell, Dunlop, Fender,Gemini, Gibson,Hughes & Kettner, Ibanez, National, Brains, Everly, Sabian, Shure, Peavey, Hercules, Moonshine, Logitech, Cubase, AcidPro, Chameleon, Zildjian, Dean Markley, Vic Firth, Evans, Synsonics, Realistic, Ableton, Stanton, Sennheiser, Koss, jesus I should be sponsored for all this shit; but I'm not, and I do it anyway cause I have the ability and freedom to let that which does not matter TRULY slide......
Influences: existence on Terra Firma, antidisestablishmentarianism, folklore, love, fear, fermented and/or distilled beverages, sativas and indicas, tolerant sapiens who are eager to learn and experience along with me, jibbery-style oinkery; what don't make no sense a'tall...
Sounds Like: frenzied, rabid bats gnawing the meat off the back of your skull
Record Label: MetalDag Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

real eyes.......or; sleeping with scissors...............

an amazing escape artist revealed herself to me she wears a mask that reminds me of you it occurred to me to ask her "what's it like to be a character in my dreams?" but before i could i saw the answe...
Posted by TwoMinutesTurkish on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:42:00 PST

razor blade basketcase

straight through the doorway right into the shoes for everywhere familiar demons with similar inclinations stay untied marionettes that can't look into your sky............... places i hide are my out...
Posted by TwoMinutesTurkish on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST

piece of me and all

when it's broke you can't fix it you pull; but you just bend it until you're out of proportion to the rest of the world........ sink me low down into the madness and acrobatics make me your best habit...
Posted by TwoMinutesTurkish on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:28:00 PST