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About Me

Born in Texas, survived, have no idea how, gay as a shaved head, which I have from time to time. Used to live in New Yawk, love it there, like I love a nice bum, is that too dirty for this site, oh wait, you all are sluts at this place, what am I worried about? J'adore Hell-Ay, where I currently live, love 'n' lust!
P.S. Thanks dolls, for all the attention-- I'm lovin' it but gimme a sec to catch up with the 21st century before you go blowin' a new one, kay?For more dirt 'n' deets, check out:
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My Interests

Gab, poker, poking fun, just poking! I have two cats named Butch and Cleo. They are very important to me, I'm gay, what do you expect.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I've already met Paris Hilton and Jake Gyllenhaal, so who else is there? Oh, I don't know, maybe Vince Vaughn? Hear he's loads o' laughs...

Music:

Texan love to Tupac 'n' anything by Paris Hilton. Who needs Ella? Betcha didn't see that combo comin'.

Movies:

Sci-fi, romance, overdone drama, anything a little over the top, such as Meryl Streep's current batch o'flicks. Preferred Lindsay back in her Mean Girls phase, not so much now.

Television:

Entourage, The Office, ANYTHING with Tyra Banks, she's so fierce!

Books:

Valley of the Dolls, all the Princess Di books, natch (Charles is such a turd), Joan Didion's the Year of Magical Thinking, F. Scott Fitzgerald's the Beaufiful and Damned, Dominick Dunne's Another City, Not My Own, gay mysteries, one in which I was actually the murder victim, I wonder why is that?

Heroes:

Madonna, duh!