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guy

I'd call myself an artist, but I'm not drunk

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I like avoiding comfortable situations so that I experience more uncomfortable situations, and take pictures. Are you in them?I enjoy acting, photography, shooting video, climbing into troubling things, exploring, and sport bike riding. See you around. My score on The Personality Defect Test :
Sociopath
(You are 71% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.)
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the &&&&Hippie. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the &&&&Spiteful Loner, the &&&&Smartass, and the &&&&Capitalist Pig.**If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.The other personality types: &&&&The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. &&&&The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. &&&&The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. &&&&The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. &&&&The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. &&&&The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. &&&&The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. &&&&The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. &&&&The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. &&&&The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. &&&&The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. &&&&The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. &&&&The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. &&&&The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. &&&&The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. &&&&The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!About Saint_GasolineI am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
Link: The Personality Defect Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

My Interests

My kung fu is better than yours. Altering your perception, with video, words and confusion.I also like to cook and fix stuff. What's broken now? I'm hungry.

I'd like to meet:

Harry Connick Jr so I can ask for royalties. People that think I'm funny, which is lots, but who stick around after I've offended them, which can happen on occasion, oops. Maybe someday I'll learn.

Music:

I was just informed I can't listen to my mp3 player at work anymore :(

Movies:

Dirty Jimmy



A description would only cheapen this film. Bowling for Columbine, Man with Movie Camera, Sherman's March, Fellini flics, anthing whose only redeeming quality is a high body count.

Television:

The weather, I have places to go. Also the history channel to see what I missed.

Books:

paperweights or weapons of mass construction? I'm currently reading about gold mining in colorado so I know what I stepped on shortly before I fall down a long abandoned mine shaft.

Heroes:

That guy with the huge pink writing on their profile with 100 thousand chicks he doesn't even know writing about how great he is.

My Blog

where the blogs at

Well, I don't really post much in these myspace blogs, so here's where I do post. http://www.dragonmaji.com/redphone http://www.dragonmaji.com/dgamp http://nightridersinc.blogspot.com - this was ...
Posted by guy on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 07:22:00 PST

what's new

So let's see here, I feel like I've been super busy, but not much has happened. I think I may have just binged on videogames for two days. I had some weird need to be a virtual pilot, but that wasn'...
Posted by guy on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:36:00 PST

Family Guy

Which Family Guy character are you?...
Posted by guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new movie!

Today, I start my new job as a PA for some police movie in Seattle. It's not really a job, as it is unpaid, but yay, 35mm film!
Posted by guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the hell weekend

In one weekend, well Thursday night till Monday morning, I: Got an eviction letter Lost a bunch of money in Forex Had my HDTV at work die (that's what I used to work) Lost my job (maybe it was bec...
Posted by guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jacuzzi

Today I once again made it my mission to get into the jacuzzi of my new aprartment. It was a more successful mission than previous attempts. I now have the key to the jacuzzi. It's warm lay in my gr...
Posted by guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST