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pƒanzler

strong enough for a man, pf balanced for a woman.

About Me

who invited that guy?

My Interests

billiards/ contemporary art criticism as art/ croquet played to a high standard/ dovetail joints/ factory windows in various states of disrepair/ fixed gears/ fluxus/ gonzo journalism/ hand set typography/ hybrid silverware/ kickball/ lawn care/ list making/ maps/ neo-furturist theater/ non-boroque paintings/ paisley/ penmanship/ polaroid instant photography/ puppetry/ rock/ roll/ rowing/ russian constructivist design/ rye wiskey/ schematics/ semantics/ stripes/ suicide doors/ the surrealists' table/ valve state amplification/ the wild card race/ the yellow book quarterly/the editing of profiles

I'd like to meet:

the press.

Music:

4 non blondes/ the band/ devendra banhart/ beirut/ david bowie/ can/ patrick cleandenim/ cyril lords/ the damned/ dinosaur jr/ deep purple/ drakkar sauna/ dungen/ jacques dutronc/ bob dylan/ the flamin' groovies/ the fugs/ serge gainsbourg/ gang of four/ the kills/ the kinks/ lcd soundsystem/ love/ MANNEQUIN MEN/ the marvelettes/ the mc5/ the monks/ mountain goats/ office/ gram parsons/ lee "scratch" perry/ portishead/ procol harum/ pulp/ quintron/ otis redding/ scene creamers/ the shaggs/ son house/ the sonics/ the stone roses/ the stooges/ the swayback/ sybris/ t rex/ television/ the third wave/ tortoise/ ugly casanova/ the velvet underground/ the white stripes/ william elliot whitmore/ link wray/ neil young/ jones era stones
Artistsaubrey beardsley/ stan brakhage/ georges de la tour/ walker evans/ tom friedman/ gottfried helnwein/ yves klein/ roberto echuarren matta/ barry mcgee/ tony oursler/ sigmar polke/ mel ramos/ robert rauschenberg/ gerhard richter/ james rosenquist/ ed ruscha/ egon schiele/ clyfford still/ jan tinguely/ henri toulouse-lautrec/ chris uphues

Movies:

amadeus/ american graffiti/ annie hall/ boogie nights/ city of god/ charade/ dog day afternoon/ dr. strangelove/ full frontal/ gimme shelter/ happiness/ the last picture show/ peewee's big adventure/ rushmore/ sin city

Television:

big love/ arrested development/ extreme surgery/ northern exposure/ this old house/ white sox baseball

Books:

the cold six thousand/ hell's angels/ hot water music/ in cold blood/ the kandy kolored tangerine flake streamline baby/ a heartbreaking work of staggering genius/ nine stories/ pieces of payne/ the sense of being stared at/ sex, drugs & cocoa puffs/ the shock of the new/ where the wild things are/ any automotive shop manual

Heroes:

aaron burr/ jon cutler/ buckminster fuller/ dennis hopper/ howard hughes/ chuck yaeger

My Blog

pants ablaze

so, today i did something i said i never could. whenever i say never i am really just putting a lie on layaway.i am taking the advice of DEVO."say you will for you know you can".don't hold me to it th...
Posted by pƒanzler on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:16:00 PST

...and the bees

an advert prompted this memory:my walk-to-kindergarten friend, sarah, had a parakeet that lived in a cage, on a stand, atop her white enameled hope chest. her mother dusted an arc, the black specks do...
Posted by pƒanzler on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:22:00 PST

security update

i recently received this letter. it may have some utility for you, whatever your name, wherever you are.***i need to remind you of your advice. it is advice you gave me in action. it is something th...
Posted by pƒanzler on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:41:00 PST

filthy fingernails

i don't paint paintings. i write checks.
Posted by pƒanzler on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:41:00 PST

What the Reader doesn't want you to know...

Whoever is pulling the strings over at the Reader (actually i believe her name is Kiki) doesn't want you to know Drakkar Sauna. She doesn't want the seminal anti-folk songwriters to move in to your tr...
Posted by pƒanzler on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:39:00 PST

tops in ought six

2006 was a year that will live in infancy.shows1. ccr (mannequin men) w/ roxy music (crush kill destroy) at the halfway house2. bikini kill (rah rah replica) at the empty bottle3. new pornographers/ r...
Posted by pƒanzler on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST