Big Chocolate Button profile picture

Big Chocolate Button

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Mad loon biker who loves a good Hoon/Blat(biker chat for riding ones machine)love fishing and the bevvie that goes with it. love Mother Nature and wandering around in it. lurking in trees, and falling out of them. spying on all things furry, and not so furry. love camping and doing the whole survival thing. Impressive SAS Ninja Stealth manoeuvres across deadly open areas of grassland(well it's softer than concrete) Climbing in open windows and scaring people to death...I warn you now, I'm very very cheeky..... .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Which of the Star wars cast are you?
Darth Vader
Vader is one of the most iconic villains in movie history and was ranked third on American Film Institute's top 50 villains of all time list.[1] In A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back, Vader is depicted as the epitome of pure evil — a mass murderer and war criminal who holds an entire galaxy under the sway of an evil empire, and, on a more personal scale, the apparent murderer of Luke Skywalker's father, Anakin. But he turns good in the end.
Click Here to Take This Quiz
Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- END YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS -- Scorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

Running around in darkened forests on missions to save the Planet. Love Gadgets, have a fetish for Maglite torches(any torches really) and Karibina clips. Fishing, bikes, golf, sex, wine, nature, big knifes, machetes, chopping wood and making camp, tools, camp fires and spit roasts. New cooking challenges on the fire, so far yorkshire puddings, bread, golden steamed pudding and custard, pancakes to name but a few. Ghost stories, history, how things are made, photography, animals, Africa and Egypt. Believe in reincarnation, and I'm very Spiritual, which means to the mere ignorants, I believe in God, but not religion-Fuck that!! LIFE IS MY RELIGION!!!!! Love all things Cyber. From The Terminator to The Borg, anything with a circuit board really. Which is why I have a Biometric tattoo on hip-see enclosed pics for details. I love leather, so get off on Gothic behaviour, Vampires, into deep dark and mysterious stuff, hauntings, spooky central, visions, sightings, wierd phenomena, psychic powers, intergalactic, futuristic, clouded brainstorming activity,Dream Psychology and cheesy wotsits..... tanya --
[adjective]:

Fetish oriented

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
You Are 100% Psychic
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

I'd like to meet:

other people who have a zest for life, and like to explore. Ray Mears is an amazing Guy, who I love to learn from, and Ebay has me bidding for his gadgets. Bear Grylls too who is different in his approach but he too has opened my eyes to the whole survival thing. Wish more people who could be like them-free!! Hate boring farts who sit at home all day wasting their lives away watching naff reality tv. People who don't follow the masses, and have their own personality, have a bite to them, but not arrogant, smug or cocky-fuck right off!! I add bands on here simply because I love the music, if I add you as friends, it's because you have something interesting to say and I want to talk to you, so please don't think your just another number to make me feel popular. All my invisable friends in real life do make me popular...And I have trees....And Fairies.. ......You have a sexual IQ of 146

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Music:

Love listening to my huge vinyl collection on my 28 year old record player(yes it's true)from Abba to Marilyn Manson, Industrial, Techno, dance, Trance, Hardcore. Leftfield, Electric, Gary Numan, Depeche Mode, Alison Moyet, Kim Wilde, Erasure, 80's, Anastasia, Pink, Moby, and lots cheesy pop thrown in for good measure. And believe it or not, I own some fab Classical stuff. And I also love to relax to African Tribal music, and Nature CDS of thunderstorms(very invigorating, and energizing) .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Which of my favorite bands are you?
Marilyn Manson (and the Spooky Kids)
You are constantly changing and very opinionated.
Click Here to Take This Quiz
Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- END YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --

Movies:

Horrors, thrillers, sci-fi. Terminators, The Next Generation, Star Wars, Raiders Lost Ark, Hellraisers, Aliens. vampire stuff, Guns and Gore. Flatliners, Dead Again, The Butterfly Effect, Shawshank Redemption, Top Gun, but also like the fluffy stuff too for those girlie nights in Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 80% Green Lantern 75% Spider-Man 60% Batman 60% The Flash 55% Hulk 50% Superman 45% Catwoman 45% Supergirl 40% Robin 35% Wonder Woman 20% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Television:

love the muppets-anything with a fist up its backside holds my interest...Ray Mears/Bear Grylls survival stuff, Blue Planet, Planet Earth, docu's, nature, Frasier, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Ab Fab, The Simpsons, The X Files lots other stuff. How It's Made, Mythbusters, Pimp My Ride, Overhaulin. fucking hate reality TV, so don't even go there!! detest the L Word and Big Brother. It's all PISH, lesbians have no taste!! ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Morpheus
Take this quiz !

Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Books:

Celestine Prophecy, The Abyss, James Herbert, Clive Barker, Richard Bachman

Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com

Heroes:

me mummy ;)Ray Mears/Bear Grylls, for their natural talent and education. Any swash buckling kinda guys, Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, Jack Sparrow, but only because they reflect on my devilment, for a good cause.

My Blog

Cable Tv

Right, as much as I love watching Cable tv, you know Discovery channel being my favourite and all. Why is it when you see something you fancy watching, as it's been ages since you last tuned in, it's ...
Posted by Big Chocolate Button on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:35:00 PST

Out and Proud

Why is it, that the Gay population insist on asking you if you're "Out and Proud?" Yes I am out of the preverbial closet, and no I am not proud. Why I hear you all gasp? Well the fact we are socially ...
Posted by Big Chocolate Button on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

Late for work

Right, why is it when you're running late for work, that every damn set of traffic lights you approach, turns to feckin red??? It's a bloody conspiracy I tell ye!!!!...
Posted by Big Chocolate Button on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:09:00 PST

Itchy Feet

Right, this has happened to me for the hundreth millionth time, and one simply cannot get ones head round it. I have 2 cats, which I've had for 10 years now, I have never been allergic to them. (I do ...
Posted by Big Chocolate Button on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:47:00 PST

Racism

I was talking to a Senior(as in old)security "Officer" at work yesterday, and he was moaning about being short staffed etc, and he had to return back to the Control Room where the agency "Spear Throwe...
Posted by Big Chocolate Button on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:20:00 PST

Snobbery

Right I have seen this too many times now, and to the point I need to comment. I work in a hospital and am fed up of the doctor/domestic snobbery that goes on. OK so you have initials that go after yo...
Posted by Big Chocolate Button on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:37:00 PST

Wee The Beds

Right I was doing some research tonight, and I came across this "Dandelion, is a mild herbal diuretic" Well bugger me blind, that shot me back to when I was at primary school, when we used to shout "W...
Posted by Big Chocolate Button on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST

True Love?

Been off sick a month now, it's 1:21am, on the night before I return to work. I have been invited to several C.P's of late. It's not that I dont wish people luck or anything, I just can't take them se...
Posted by Big Chocolate Button on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:59:00 PST

Shortbread

Firstly cheers to Jen for actually admitting reading my blogs, so this one is for your boredom, while at work. Had great chat sat night, so cheers. I used to work in  a place called Pitlochry yea...
Posted by Big Chocolate Button on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST

Lost Piercings

I have had my tongue web pierced for nearly 5 years now, and I have always played with it, with my tongue, constantly flicking it, so much to my disgust the ball flipped out of place last night. I car...
Posted by Big Chocolate Button on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST