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Raven(Is Done Playing Games)

To Seek Perfection Is To Seek Absolute Pain

About Me

Yo!!My name is Dalton, but most of my friends call me Raven James. I'm the kind of person to think of everything that goes on, and likes to sit down and talk about it. In my opinion the more we know the better control we have over the outcome of certain things. I like to meet knew people and try new things, but i'm not the kind of person who will falter on my morals or beliefs. I have things i call my "Pet Peeves", that if broken, upset me more than anything you could do, so i guess ill name them lol
1)I hate hypacrites
2)Do Not accuse me of something i did not do(dont lie about me)
3)Dont Insult my intellegence
4)Dont treat me like a childThats them right there lol you would preatty much have to break one of those for me to get pissed, it takes a bit to get me that kind of mad lol. But all together im a fun person, im caring and i love to give advice to people using my exp's in life.I play the guitar(acoustic) and try to write songs but im not very lyrical, i dont know why lol, but when it comes to the music itself i get really into, people say thats the only time they really see my true feelings. i dont know about all that but its w/eWell if you want to know more just add me and ask.

My Interests

Heroes:


-Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
-Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
-Chuck Norris invented water.
-Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father
-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
-Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
-Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!
-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
-If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit
-The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: ..............................................
-Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
-Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
-Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.
-When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.
-Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
-Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
-Chuck Norris once challanged Lance Armstring in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won... by five.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
-If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
-When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it effects the economy.
-Chuck Noris can rhyme orange and purple... with each other!
-Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Texas does not have a police force. They have Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
-God said "Let there be light", Chuck Noris said "Say please".
-If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
-Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
-Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
-When you are Chuck Norris every light claps on and off.
-Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
-Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
-Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
-If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
-Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
-Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.
-Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
-Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
-Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
-Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.
-Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.
-Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
-Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
-Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
-According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
-Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
-Chuck Norris and Jesus were playing catch. Jesus threw the ball to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris replied, "Nice throw son".----------okay i know that was alot of chuck norris jokes but i could not help myself i love those jokes so far they are the funnyest ones iv ever read oh plus the one that johnny made up on 9-13-08"Chuck Norris can win a game of uno with two cards"

My Blog

Heroism Is Only A Word

I just realized something. Why i have felt so empty...why i have been the way iv been.I had forgotten my values and my morals, iv been so worried about me and my life that i hadnt realized that im gon...
Posted by Raven(Is Done Playing Games) on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:47:00 PST

The Anniversery Of My Demise

This is my realization, this is my truth. 5 years ago i made a promise to someone, with someone special in mind to make it with. Someone i was truly happy with and i dont use the word truly loosely, t...
Posted by Raven(Is Done Playing Games) on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:35:00 PST

Deferd adjudacation

ok i when i went to court and here is what happened, i pleaded guilty for a plea bargain and it was excepted so here is what i got i got deferd adjudacation and my plea was 5 years of it.so now im on ...
Posted by Raven(Is Done Playing Games) on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:15:00 PST

Ballad Of The Soul

Over time i have realized alot of things i guess thats part of life, that you never stop learning. Wether you have money, freinds or beer smokes anything, you need someone when u get to a certain age,...
Posted by Raven(Is Done Playing Games) on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:29:00 PST

Eternal Vain

    ETERNAL VAIN You want to embrace having her here that angle of grace The women you love'd when you think back to all the times you had together you can see her there you try to be stro...
Posted by Raven(Is Done Playing Games) on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:58:00 PST

When life gives u lemons

People always say "When life gives u lemons make lemondaid". Well Thats all good and well, but what do you do when life gives you shit? You cant make a drink out of it (thank god), so what do you do? ...
Posted by Raven(Is Done Playing Games) on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST