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My AIM is Mandyy0508I am a model for BQE Magazine, one of the newest national mens magazines now taking over sacramento! check em out! :D
My Entourage:
Lacey Poo (neice/partner in crime)Lacey and i are practically sisters! I love this girl with all my heart and she is one of my favorite people in the world. We love just sitting around eating quesedillas and watching scary movies! I am so greatful because if it wasnt for her my life would still be boring and dull. :DSaroo (lil sis)I really dont know where my sis and i came from. We have sick, disgusting senses of humor and are pretty much the freaks of the family! Sara and i can pretty much make any situation incredibly disturbing and hilarious. Amber (practically my mom)Although its very unusual, amber is my best friend! I have no idea how it happened since we are so different but i love her ghettoh ass to death! We have shared many nights of peeing on bushes, getting crunk, and then her carrying me around after i pass out. She always takes care of me and keeps my bitch ass in check!Izzy (nigga for life!)I love izzy more than anything in the world! Hes the most intelligent person i know and i love our warped yet very educated conversations. Izzy is one of the few people who i feel i can completely trust and rely on and i never want to lose him.Derrick (PETRUS!!!)Wow, everytime im with Derrick i either have a near death experience or something equally insane happens! He is one of my favorite people to hang out with because i am always entertained! Even though we are already close, i want our friendship to get even tighter. Derrick is always there for me and i love him like i love food. :DShorty (majestic mongeese beerpong teammate)Everytime i think of shorty i cant help but laugh out loud or smile! I can always count on shorty to be the life of the party and make me laugh hysterically. Wether we are watching food network or playing some drinking game i am always having fun. Seriously one of my best friends and i dont know what im going to do when hes gone.Chicken Little (the only name people know him by!)Man o man. Chicken Little never fails to keep me intoxicated and amused. We have many inside jokes (kings cup: never have i ever!) and he knows more than anyone needs to about me! lmao. one of the greatest guys on the planet!Randee (Sandee so fine and dandy!)Randee is one of the sweetest and funniest girls in the world! I love listening to her laugh because she snorts like a cute little piggy! The first time i met randee is definitely a memorable experience, i saw more than ever necessary! We always make it a party and shes the only girl who will listen to Dance Gavin Dance with me! hahaJeremy (i cant even say lmao)haha jeremy and i have definitely had some fun times! fun times that i frequently do not remember.... One of the chillest guys youll ever meet. If you cant find jeremy hes most likely in the nearest closet. I somehow always end up with this kid every sunday and in no way am i complaining!Ryan B (R-rad)I barely remember the night i met ryan because of his mad bartending skills! I have had some crazy times with this guy and wouldnt trade it for the world!Lisa (my fellow rockstar party girl!)hee hee lisa is definitely the sweetest girl i know and i can never wait to hang out with her! We always make it a party and are sexy forces to be reckoned with!Justine (justie bustie, irish drinking buddy)In 10 years justine and i will probably be attending AA meetings together and then hittin up bars afterwards! I love this sexy chica and shes definitely one of the few girls i adore!Ally (fellow raptor)Ally Belongs in a straight jacket! Hahaha we both have crazy ass personalities so its definitely an interesting situation whenever we are together!Liberty (what can i even say?!!!)speaking of straight jackets...haha whenever you hear about liberty one word always comes up. CRAZY!!! lol definitely a sweet girl who knows how to have fun!Sara Ross (rockstar)One of my fondest memories of sara is her telling me that before she met me she wanted to drop kick me! haha i love this girl! sara is incredibly funny and definitely fun to be around :DJesse (evil mastermind accomplice)One of the reasons i love jesse is his randomness! we always have hilarious text convos and i wish we got to hang more. probably one of the most caring guys youll ever meet. we are going to dominate the human race together!Ryan Dexter (terodactyl)hee hee ryan and i are definitely the dynamic duo when we get together! i miss this kid alot. we plan ..ing a tv show of us dressed in cow suits sumo wrestling and then making a music video of us making dinosaur noises....Garret (insane!)my first memory of garret is waking up in his bed, looking over, and asking "did we make out?!" lmao this is one twisted mother fucker but also one of the sweetest guys youll ever meet.Josh (joshykins)I care about this kid alot! hes a huge dork but sometimes doesnt make the greatest decisions lol i really hope that things get better for him because he deserves to have a great life.Mark (marky mark the rockstar)I loooooove marky! when i met mark he kept stealing my blankets! hee hee we can talk for hours having the most random and insane convos (dragon ass!) i always smile when i think about him. mark is very smart and incredibly hilarious. its a sin not to know him!!!Rob (is big and tall!)Haha i just met rob and i love this nigga! he could crush me like a bug and he sounds like a monster when he sings. a sexy monster that is lol.Eric (my favorite rockstar)Boy oh boy do i love eric. We have some very interesting memories together! Between my down syndrome face and the wet pants incident its always some crazy shit! I cant wait till he finally comes home so that we can have another underwear party! :DMatt (The Man with screams of gold!)I just plain LOVE matt. He's by far one of the most entertaining people ive ever talked to and always puts a smile on my face. Despite me being a severely deformed (tragic teleporter accident) and having a habit of drooling he still digs my chicken dance. I really need to fix my teleporter so that i can finally hang out with him! :D
GUYS: If you're going to be with me you have to be one CRAZYYY ass mo-fo! But apparently no one around here is. I'm tired of being single. I miss having companionship and being able to care about someone so intensely. Sadly it seems like all people want to do these days is fuck around and add another notch to their bedpost. Even the chicks which is really sad. I want to be with someone who is not afraid to be themselves or make fun of me when im acting like a retard. I need someone who is intelligent enought to keep up with me in conversations and who has an equally crazy sense of humor. Most of all i cant have someone be embarassed of me. Im goofy as fuck. get over it!FRIENDS: I enjoy being in the company of those who also find pleasure in conquering the human race, sausage sledding marathons, syrup chugging, and dancing with hobos.I want to see my sister again in heaven.
*R.I.P. Gina, SEPTEMBER 2ND 1966 TO DECEMBER 28TH 2001*
"NOT ALL DUMBS ARE AS BLONDE AS YOU THINK THEY ARE!!!"Whore me bitches. Send proof and ill do the same:
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I love slapstick, witty comedys filled with sick, twisted humor and clever little quips. Great examples would be ANCHORMAN, DODGEBALL, OFFICE SPACE , and many, many more!I am also a HUGE fan of horror! the more blood n guts the better!