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About Me

I really suck at opening packaged items. What kind of packaged items you might ask? Any kind of packaged item really, ketchup packets, candy packages, DVD's, CD's, mail, most fridgeratable items like cheese and lunch-meat and stuff. It doesn't matter how careful I am, especially if its a package that requires it to be re-sealed or mayhaps quasi-re-sealed.... ...I just seem to rip that fucker such that I render it unable to be re-sealed. Most times things just spill out everywhere when I open them. I guess I could say I'm good at opening things that don't need to be re-sealed, that is if I don't spill whatever item is in the package all over the place. Sometimes I wonder if this reflects upon my personel life at all, maybe I'm not so good at re-sealing things? Hmmmm. That requires careful thought I think, of course we all know that me trying to be careful results in coffee grinds all over my stove. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't cry over spilled milk... ...or something like that.

My Interests

No, this isn't pee... ...its the oil from ozone reacted eucalyptus tree leaves that was extracted with a supercritical fluid. Duh.

I'd like to meet:

I really want to create something beautiful with my life. I donâ€™t want to build something beautiful or make something worth marveling at, I mean I want my life to reflect something completely intangible that is nothing but pure beauty. I have no idea what this really means in truth, I just want to say something, or do something that is purely spectacular. Its hard to say at this point in my life what exactly this thing will be, perhaps a contribution to science, or a great literary work, maybe it will be my children, or something I might say to my future wife, the fact is when I hear a song I like, or read a book that inspires me I feel better then I have ever felt before. This is the type of beauty I am after; if I can just make one person feel the way I do when I feel inspired then that will make me happy. So Iâ€™d like to meet a person who can appreciate something like thatâ€¦

Music:

311 (seen em twice), incubus, sublime, rush (seen em once), NOFX, coldplay, rage against the machine, The Cat From Outer Space, umphrey's mcgee (nine fucking shows baby), the postal service, blind melon, pearl jam (seen em twice), moby, beta band, most all classic rock, espcially pink floyd, the who, led zepplen, lynard skinard, the beattles, jimi hendrix and his band of gympies, eric and the dominoes, i dig the jam band scene as well, belle fleck and the flecktones, phish, colonel les claypool and his flying frog bregade, as i said earlier my favorite jam band umphrey's mcgee (check em out, they live in Chicago), hmm what else....radiohead is real good, the roots, busta rhymes, tool, a perfect circle, blah blah blah, more and more that i can't think of right now

Movies:

Vanilla Sky, Wes Anderson films, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, Dogma, anything with John Cusaik (especially High Fidelity), Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The 5th Element, Most movies with Jack Black kick ass as well (except Shallow Hal, that movie sucked), Science Fiction is good as long as its not cheesy, what else..hmmmm Fight Club, Seven Years in Tibet, Meet Joe Black, Empire Records was a cool flick back in the day, Back to the Future rocks my ass and many many more that I'm sure I'm forgetting.

Television:

Curb your enthusiams, seinfeld (sp?), NFL on sundays (i like football on the weekends, i'm too busy to watch it on monday night man)

Books:

Dune, anything by steven king, science fiction, i love the classics, such as beowulf, paradise lost, the illiiad, the aneid, the epic of gilgamesh and so on... ..i love to read

Heroes:

Albert Einstein, FDR, JFK, Dr. MLK jr., Giddy Lee, Penut, Carl Sagan

My Blog

When worlds collide.

Two galaxy clusters collided with each other on Wednesday. Well, it was hardly Wednesday, it was more like a few billion years ago, but the light that was generated in the process reached our eyes on ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

Time

So it seems days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months, and yes as you would guess, months turn into years. Time is a funny thing, even though commonplace thinking and your everyday average Joe migh...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

Umphrey's on the Left Coast

Well, here's my review from the two Umphrey's McGee shows I saw this past weekend, which since moving to California doesn't happen too often. I should tell you now, not much review is in order becau...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:36:00 PST

Home is spelled LBC

That's right, after a year of bitching, pissing and moaning I am getting out of Orange County. Where am I going? Long Beach, California suckas! Its a long story, but I'll summarize: Crystal (my neighb...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:18:00 PST

Re-God-Damn-Diculous

Alright, I rarely get political in my blogs because... ...well because Mr. Schlicht does such a fine job and I don't wanna take away from his schtick. Alas, I have no choice, in reading the Times this...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST

A year and counting...

Well, as of about 7 days ago, I've been living in lovely Orange County, CA for a year. It seems odd, especially since I only lived in Chicago for a year and yet I still feel more connected there then ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST

Scares and Guitars

So I've been borrowing Mr. John Schlicht's skate board (long board)... ...and I've been getting okay at it, ballsy enough to start bombing some pretty cool hills and such. As you would imagine I've at...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:32:00 PST

my DNA has mutated

Its amazing how suddenly I'm bloggin a shit load when I should be studying a shit load, alas I need something to do that's somewhat academic. If I bust out my guitar or bong right now then I think tha...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:00:00 PST

Do you believe in God??

Yeah, that's a catchy title for a blog huh... ...but seriously, do you? I ask this question because someone asked me this question yesterday and I really had to think about it, it sparked a huge ragin...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:51:00 PST

Oddities in my Memories

The other day I was at a bar in Laguna Beach, getting drunk with my friends of course, having a good time, mixing it up if you will, shit shaking, you know... ...throwing a brick through the other guy...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:48:00 PST