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*TashMachine*

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About Me

I love music and goin festivals....I also love cheese, it is extremly versatile and their is such a large variety available! I also love eggs, so much u can do with them.. Um...I do really like animals, and lots of stuff really... I like to party hard too...but i also like to chill at home with some good company, music, films, my dogs, whatever.. i also love curry...actually i like my food, theres not much I dont eat...but I'm NOT a porker ok! Doughnuts...Yum...Fattening try to avoid them!! I support AFC Wimbledon...I love those guys!I like having fun and nice people with a good sense of humour, I can be a bit of a piss taker but I only tend to take the piss outa those I like....I Promise!I am a member of the World Wide Fund for nature as I am keen to look after our planet and the endangered species in it!Life is too short to let s**t people bring you down!

My Interests


What thug drink are you?

 
Red Bull and Vodka
You like to drink and party. You love to dance and there is a good chance that you drink to score... One day your heart or liver will fail, but until then you will be keepin the club crunk.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com Learning to play guitar, writing songs...nice people and fun times.....
What kinda partier are you? (funny ass pics)

 
Hard-core partier
You are one crazy mother fucker when it comes to partying. I salute you my friend. You love to get crazy and let everyone know about it. You've probally had a few run in's with the police, but fuck it, you were having fun.
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I'd like to meet:



My unborn baby, You! (Maybe?) Eminem, Russell Brand, The Dali Lama, Uncle Dave Grohl, The GLC, God
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Music:

Hard-Fi, Artic Monkeys, Lost prophetd

Movies:

Goodfellas, Life of Brian, Shaun of the Dead, most horror,Tromaville films, True Romance, American history X, Menace 2 Society, Fight Club, Green Mile, Most Tartan Asia, Feris Buellers Day off, The Goonies, 8 mile, Weird Science, Fight Club, Drop Dead Fred, Baz Luhrmans Romeo and Juliet, City of God, Star Wars Trilogy, Football Factory, The Business (anything wit D.Dyer in infact) The Firm (with Gary Oldman, NOT Tom Cruise) Green Street, The Departed, Carlitos Way, Sid and Nancy, Girl:Interupted, Kill Bill...Films are pretty cool really....Oh High School Musical is a new phenomina that I love....Its the new Grease Dont ya know..? But a bit squarer I spoz?

Television:

Prison Break, Fawlty Towers, My Name is Earl, The Young Ones, A-Team, Knightrider, Any thing with Russell Brand in coz he's funny as fook!Shameless! Skins! and Im well addicted to Hollyoaks at the mo too...

Books:

Margaret Atwood,Orwell, Faye Weldon, Chinua Achebe,Ian McEwan, Tank Girl, books on music industry or people in it!

Heroes:

Dylan my dog, Richard Archer,David Bowie, George Orwell, Pete Doherty, Lost Prophets, Eminem, Eggsy from GLC,Billy Joe Armstrong, Tank Girl, Dave Grohl, Pink!

My Blog

What we have learnt from pornograghy....

1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scre...
Posted by *TashMachine* on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

Ronald Reagan

"Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born."-Ronald Reagan"Facts are stupid things."-Ronald Reagan"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. A...
Posted by *TashMachine* on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:28:00 PST

Spike Milligan

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Spike Milligan And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thurs...
Posted by *TashMachine* on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:25:00 PST

Universal truths and funny stuff...

I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. Isaid 'Thyroid problem?'2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so...
Posted by *TashMachine* on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST

Check out this video: FAT BOY falling off diving board!!

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Posted by *TashMachine* on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:51:00 PST