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Kimber (The Giver)

I am here for Friends

About Me

"Life is too serious to take seriously."The meds help, too."I'm a lover living in a world of haters."once said while I was on x.good times.
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My Interests

HOCKEY!!!! adult swim, archeology, art, caffine, camaros, muscle cars, coast to coast am, college football, comedy, concerts, dane cook, stephen lynch, mitch hedburg, louis ck, family guy, sealab 2021, harvey birdman attorney at law, aqua teen hunger force, space ghost coast to coast, seth macfarlane, seth green, Slam Poetry, robot chicken, full metal jacket, goodfellas, greek mythology, greece, hot rods, humor, meet the feebles,NHL, kevin smith, lyrics, local bands, music, parodies, photography, psychology, politics, criminal justice, random silliness, reading, theology, road trips, stand up comedians, pda, cuddle time, anything real, dreams

I'd like to meet:

People. Especially people that can make me laugh. It's an added plus if you can find humor in almost anything. Cyborgs need not apply.

Music:

You name it- I probably like it. If I don't know it, then I listen to it with an open mind. I'm not a music snob, and am always looking for new bands and/or artists. Examples of some typical "mainstream" bands I like are: PJ Harvey, L7, Sublime, Lords of Acid, Chevelle, Jeff Buckley, Sneaker Pimps, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Janis Joplin, Stevie Ray Vaughn, BB King, G. Love & Special Sauce, The Pretenders, Snow Patrol, System of a Down, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Rasputina, Nine Inch Nails, Deftones, Team Sleep, Foo Fighters, Portishead, Tricky, Weezer, Gorillaz, Cake, White Stripes, Nada Surf, Alice In Chains, Type O Negative, Bob Dylan, Rehab, Nina Gordon, Rollins Band, Pantera, Danzig, Slayer, Geto Boyz, Felt (Murs & Slug), 2Pac, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Fiona Apple, Black Crowes,Bloodhound Gang, Buddy Guy, John Lee Hooker, Emmylou Harris, Alison Krauss, Rage Against The Machine, Soundgarden, and on and on and on. I like old school country, I'm nostalgic for 80's pop, and of course, I'm into classic rock. I also love classical music, jazz, blues, basically- whatever catches my interest at the moment. If you have anything worth recomending, let me know.http://www.pandora.com/people/kimmah1

Movies:

My favorite movies are comedies. I HATE (most)chick flicks. Anything that makes me laugh- I'll instantly fall in love with. But my favorite movies of all time are Full Metal Jacket and Goodfellas. Super Troopers, Natural Born Killers, American History X, and The 40 Year Old Virgin are also in my top 10. I love Kevin Smith flicks: Dogma is my favorite, though. Clerks at close second. Funny story- I actually dated a guy that looked just like Dante Hicks, and we both worked at a convenience store. One time, this guy came in that had just seen Clerks for the first time the night before, looks at me and yells "37?!" Ok, maybe it's not that funny to you- but had you been there and seen us try to explain it to my boss- yeah, you would have thought it was rad =P

Television:

My television likes are like my movie likes. Family Guy and Robot Chicken are my favorite shows at the moment. As well as Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, etc. But I also like documentaries, Friday Night Stand-up on comedy central. The Jeff Corwin Experience is on my top 10 list- the guy is sexy as hell, I don't care what you say! The Daily Show and the Colbert Report (of course!)Def Poetry Jam is FUCKING SLAMMIN', YO! WEEDS! (Best show on Showtime).I also LOVE to watch The History Channel, the Discovery Channel, and Biography channel. I also watch Speedvision when it doesn't get veto'ed by the other housemembers. Mr. Bean is one of my all time favorites. Anyway... I watch tons of stuff. Well, actually- I don't even so much "watch" anymore as have the tv on for background noise. TV loses its charm after a while. But you'll come to find out that I'm obsessed with Family Guy. Learn to live with it- it's a great show.

Books:

I read whatever I can get my grubby little hands on. If I don't have a drink in my hand, then there's usually a book in it's place.

Heroes:

All those with creative minds. Anyone in the Armed Forces. Selfless, considerate, empathetic people. Everyday people are my heroes. Oh yeah, and Jesus.

My Blog

Random boredness = me coming up with silly questions & then googling them....

Here's something you may or may not know (more than likely not)-   The average person will pee around 10,957.5 gallons in their lifetime, if not more.   Put that in your toilet and flush it....
Posted by Kimber (The Giver) on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:13:00 PST

Anticipa...................................................t ion...

Boy, I can't wait for this bitch BOOYAH! http://www.eurekaspringsblues.com/   If you were cool, you'd wanna be there, too. ...
Posted by Kimber (The Giver) on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:28:00 PST

I told you I was trouble...you know that Im no good....

I let the beast in too soon, I don't know how to liveWithout my hand on his throat; I fight him always and stillOh darling, it's so sweet, you think you know how crazy How crazy I amYou say you don't ...
Posted by Kimber (The Giver) on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST

Sheep go to heaven...goats go to hell....

Ok... time to actually type something in here. I don’t have any lyrics I feel like posting so something boring about my life will have to do for now.   I went to the mideval fair with my bo...
Posted by Kimber (The Giver) on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:53:00 PST

Don’t call it a comeback......

If you were falling, then I would catch you.You need a light, I'd find a match.Cuz I love the way you say good morning.And you take me the way I am.If you are chilly, here take my sweater.Your head is...
Posted by Kimber (The Giver) on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:38:00 PST

Bitches Ain’t Shit........

You only stay with me in the morningYou only hold me when I sleepI was meant to tread the waterNow Ive gotten in too deepFor every piece of me that wants youAnother piece backs away Cuz you give me so...
Posted by Kimber (The Giver) on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:25:00 PST

Right place, right time......

Every time I think of youI get a shot right throughInto a bolt of blueIt's no problem of mineBut it's a problem I findLiving the life that I can't leave behindThere's no sense in telling meThe wisdom ...
Posted by Kimber (The Giver) on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:31:00 PST

I guess I left myself wide open.....

Here I layStill and breathlessJust like alwaysStill I want some moreMirrors sidewaysWho cares what's behindJust like alwaysStill your passengerChrome buttons, buckles and leather surfacesThese and oth...
Posted by Kimber (The Giver) on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:54:00 PST

NHL catastrophe......

Prayers and well wishes are offered up to Richard Zednik of the Buffalo Sabres.  During Saturday nights' game, a major artery in his neck was cut by a skate (full story here: http://sportsillustr...
Posted by Kimber (The Giver) on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:42:00 PST

To All The Boys Ive Loved Before....

part 1: we are not your mothersand are not meant to beit is not our responsibility to raise you into respectful beingsyou have been weaned from the breast of a woman for yearsyet you come to uswounde...
Posted by Kimber (The Giver) on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:40:00 PST