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traynor

excuse me... now, i hate to ask this, and i mean to imply absolutely nothing about your character, b

About Me

perhaps because of my great interest in things, i feel that a person's "things of importance" can aid in defining them quickly to your average on-line stranger. so here goes....5 ITEMS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: my vast library of un-read books, the original star wars on VHS, an excellent pair of flip-flops, unexpected intimacy, a stubborn streak of blind optimism.----------okay, you'll like this. i thought i'd throw in a few surveys to tickle your imagination, and to stand as a testament to the boundless amounts of free-time on my hands. remember kids, and this is important, it is not that i have nothing to do...it is that i am lazy. now, let's begin some survey madness, shall we?
You are Hulk Hulk 90% Green Lantern 90% The Flash 75% Robin 65% Spider-Man 60% Supergirl 60% Iron Man 55% Superman 55% Catwoman 50% Wonder Woman 50% Batman 45% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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Your Birthdate: December 12
You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.
You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.
Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.
You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship.
Your strength: Your charm
Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics
Your power color: Indigo
Your power symbol: Four leaf clover
Your power month: December What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Sun Sign: Sagittarius
Sun 19° Sagittarius 49' Sagittarius Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Aries
Moon 10° Aries 02' Aries Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Sagittarius
Ascendant 12° Sagittarius 44' Sagittarius Horoscope
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Powered by Tarot.com ?? Which Mythical Creature Are You ??
You're like a Dragon!
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code...outside of these facts and figures, i am a creature open to interpretation.

My Interests

i am a great admirer of things. really...a huge fan. bright shiny things. buried ancient things. sleek dangerous things. squat useless things. just things in all the infinite variety that "thing-ness" covers.

I'd like to meet:

it's not like we're actually going to meet...so anyone. in all reality though, i probably already know you somehow...and you're probably mad at me for not calling. you know....because i never call. phones are scary. much like clowns. and spiders. and really, really, really happy people who feel a need to constantly tell you how very, very, very happy they really, really, really are. so i should amend that "anyone" statement to exclude some of those scary things i just mentioned.so......i'd like to meet anyone, except those people who are, in reality, a phone, a clown, a spider or an InsAneLy HaPPy person. i ammended that just in case we actually do meet. i wouldn't want us to waste precious time. after all, the rumor is that the world's ending soon, and i for one, have things to do.

Music:

a thing we dance to.

Movies:

are great background noise for a first kiss. nothing like a bad movie to incite some truly inspired snogging. mmmmm...hot, hot snogging.

Television:

a realm of wonder that is spoon fed to the masses by idiots who think they know a thing or two about story and comedy. i hope to one day be one of those idiots at the throne of TVland. yes, i can see it now...through snappy dialogue and zany characterizations, you will all come to know and love me.....for about a half-hour on thursday nights. so it is said, so shall it be done.

Books:

i hear that these are good for you...like fiber is good for you.

Heroes:

gene hackman and samurai jack. crippled midgets who smile and laugh. my mom. you...for reading this far. haven't you had enough yet?

My Blog

trippin'

i'm going to paris...so, ha-ha, fuck you 'cause you're not!!unless, of course, you are also going to paris, then........we're going to paris...so, ha-ha-HA, fuck you 'cause you're not!!with love,me (&...
Posted by traynor on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:26:00 PST

the electronic tarot reader...

oooooh, watch out.   you better beware, motherfuckers....'cause i'm coming at ya.   You Are The Devil (there's supposed to be a big, evil picture of the devil here but it didn't work, ...
Posted by traynor on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:07:00 PST

unexpected...sort of.

finally find a place to call home....   ....and it rests on a fault line.   nothing's stable. story of my world, kittens.
Posted by traynor on Fri, 12 May 2006 01:23:00 PST

i can't believe i filled this out...it is a heavy shame.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Michael Birthday: December 12th, 1975 a.d. Birthplace: Fort Lauderdale, FL Current Location: my computer...in my house... in studio city, CA Eye Colo...
Posted by traynor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In the spirit of bukowski&

its the un-represented masses, the individual loners calling for more screaming up at those polished walls with their drunken tongues and their famished eyes&. They keep braying at me to he...
Posted by traynor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thoughts on a thing...

i have this pool where i live. not a grand pool, by any means. not even a normal sized pool, truth be told. If truth be told, i have actually built up quite a repertoire of jibes and insults ...
Posted by traynor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST