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King Milquetoast

And remember, my friend, future events such as these will effect you in the future.

About Me


My Interests

Surprise, Fear, Ruthless Efficiency, An Almost Fanatical Devotion To The Pope, and Nice Red Uniforms

I'd like to meet:

Anyone in need of a good kick in the nards. I'm good at those.

Music:

The Oneeders, Joey Allcorn, The Fiendish Thingies, Dr. Bongo!, Skew, The FSC, Dockery/Conley, The Rogue Gallery, Ultimate Garage Band

Movies:

Der Zirkus der Menschheit, Dirk Thrust: Action Reporter, Autobiography of a Life Spent in Costume, Clara Potts Hates You!, I Wanna Be Ready: Gospel, The Blues, and the Rural Black Church Experience, and a bunch more I haven't gotten around to writing yet

Television:

TV died when they finally caught and detained Carmen Sandiego.

Books:

"This Is My Country (58 Stunning Portraits of Country Music's Heart & Soul)" by Kenny Rogers;
"Kenny Rogers: Gambler, Dreamer, Lover" by Martha Hume and John Reggero;
"Cooking With Kenny Rogers" by Anonymous

Heroes:

Zebediah Augustus Wallybush, Maximilian Beauchamp Delecroix, and Eustace Tythadeus Leroy Beauregard IV: scholars, gentlemen, and defenders of the glorious South.

My Blog

Second Myspace Blog/Top Ten Movies of the Year

Once again, time to tell the world what I think and awaiting you all to buckle at the knees in awe of my genius.In actually, this list is fairly devoid of explanation (relatively speaking), mainly bec...
Posted by King Milquetoast on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:09:00 PST

First MySpace Blog/Top 10 Movies of the Year

OK, this is my first MySpace blog post. I have, however, been blogging for years on other sites; I just chose not to infect you all with my particular brand of self-important pontification...until no...
Posted by King Milquetoast on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:08:00 PST