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About Me

I am awesome. So awesome in fact that there have been recorded instances of peoples heads exploding when near me from whatâ€™s scientifically referred to as "Awesome Overload". I am an assistant instructor at a kung fu studio. Also, I am Ninja. I have recently perfected a Shadow Warrior discipline of my own creation in which i am able to hide in my own shadow. -True Story. I am a Christian with aspirations of going into the ministry for the Covenant Church. And my greatest attribute is that I am the most humble person on the face of the planet, perhaps even the most humble to have ever even existed throughout time. -No Joke. Also, I tend to absurdly exaggerate my greatness in order to compensate for intense self loathing... no I don't- I really am awesome. ..

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My Interests

Awesomeness. Ninjaness. Jesusness. Feel free to hit me up on the Aol IM thing: USNationalist or the MSN: [email protected] or [email protected]

I'd like to meet:

The Apostle Paul. John C. Calhoun. Jefferson Davis. Bruce Willis. Chris Cooley. Clinton Portis. Joe Gibbs. Jesse Brinkley. Frank Nicitaro. Master Splinter. Keanu Reeves. Alex Winter. Cory Feldmen. Bruce Campbell. John Cleese. Charlton Heston. David Koresh. George W. Bush. Conan OBrian. Andy Richter. Kevin Ross. Crush (Gina Carano). Smith. Wesson. Heckler. Koch.

Music:

Blind Guardian. Minor Threat. Lost and Found. Cake. Iced Earth. Disturbed. System of a Down. Megadeth. Geoff Moore and the Distance. Age of Faith. Twisted Sister. Tears for Fears. Ugly Kid Joe. Micheal Jackson. Billy Idol. Queen. Flogging Molly. (old)Green Day. Frank Sinatra. Dean Martin. Project86. Breaking Benjamin. Mushroomhead. Foreigner.... This could go on for a while. I like anything good. Favorite genre is Power Metal. Emocore Music (like AFI) sucks.

Movies:

RED DAWN. The Fifth Element. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles II Seceret of the Ooze. THE DEPARTED. A Fish Called Wanda. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Goonies. Willow. LotR films (including the cartoon versions). The Power of One. Road to Bali. The Bellboy (my favorite Jerry Lewis movie). Animal Farm. It's a Joke Son. Going Overboard. Newsies (Best musical ever). Evil Dead. Evil Dead 2. Army of Darkness. WoodChipper Masacre. Cabin Fever. House of a 1000 Corpses. Satans little helper... (any and all B or below movies- Bruce Campbell is the greatest). -I may add more later- hard to think of ones favorite movies.

Television:

American Gladiators (Past & Present). The Contender Seasons 1 and 2. Heroes. Street Smarts. The Drew Carey Show. My Wife and Kids. Seinfeld. The Cosby Show. The Colgate Comedey Hour starring Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. -Im sure im leaving out some.

Books:

I have read an absurd amount of books. So ill go with genre/Authors. The Best author ever is without a doubt King Solomon- as such my favorite book in the Bible is Ecclesiastes. I used to be into fantasy books, and have read a God-Awful amount of them. But now I am more hip to the "hard" sci-fi scene (Thanks to Issac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke). One book that everyone should read before they die: Starship Troopers. I love that book, I've read it twice, ill read it again. It puts the movie to shame (I wouldn't even like the movie if it didn't have Jake Busey in it) and principles that the book presents are wicked awesome. Seriously- Read the book, its amazing.

Heroes:

The Apostle John. The Branch Davidians. Randy Weaver and family, and his friend Kevin Harris. Anyone ever honorably discharged from the Military, or currently serving.

My Blog

Christianity vs Homosexuality

"You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination" -Leviticus 22:18The issue of homosexuality seems to have become a very major area of contention between Christians and Secularists...
Posted by Sky Montana [SMF] on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

Pizzoems.

Been meaning to put these up for a while. If you are some kind of poem expert who knows how poems are supposed to be and you want to tell me mine suck- Screw you. Poems aren't cool if they don't ryhme...
Posted by Sky Montana [SMF] on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:31:00 PST

Jesus- Oldie But Goodie

I believe that fallacy in some christian teaching has lead to some ideas being assumed by the non christian general public. That teaching would be that God is responsible for what happens in your life...
Posted by Sky Montana [SMF] on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:28:00 PST

Immanuel = Jesus?

Get out your bible.In Mathew 1:21-23 Mathew quotes from Isaiah 7:14 and claims that Jesus Christ was born of a virgin to fullfill that prophecy."21 And she shall bring forth a son, and tho...
Posted by Sky Montana [SMF] on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST

Are all sins created equal?

I was raised under the impression that sin was sin. That one wrong deed was the same as the next. But Im not sure thats the way the game is played. So ill try to go into it with some detail here. Prob...
Posted by Sky Montana [SMF] on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:37:00 PST

I remember why I stoped my personal bible studying...

I got a new Concordence for my birthday from Ryan and Sarah which is pretty sweet. So Ive been playing with it and i have fallen into the philosophical cob web of the bible again. It is terribly ...
Posted by Sky Montana [SMF] on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:27:00 PST

Is the Serpent Litteral? Can Gods omnipotence and free will really exsist?

*EDIT* - I left out verse 16 before, opps. Must have deleted it and the paragraph that came before it when i spell checked... 1st Question: Is the sperpent literal? Instead of adressing it specif...
Posted by Sky Montana [SMF] on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:23:00 PST

Don't Drink and Punch!

That picture is the result of an open bar at my friends moms wedding. I also hurt my wrist that night- guess i cant punch right when im a little enibirated. Letting people hit me 10 times or more for ...
Posted by Sky Montana [SMF] on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:31:00 PST

This game is hard...

Lots of typing setting up a profile for this damned thing. Especialy since the first time i did it and clicked save, and it told me it saved- it lied to me. Ridiculous. So i had to do it twice. The Co...
Posted by Sky Montana [SMF] on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:28:00 PST

Is this the subject line?

First post... Ill put out alot of jesus stuff. My xanga is www.xanga.com/minorthreat559
Posted by Sky Montana [SMF] on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:38:00 PST