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The Notorious MAT

Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it. W.C. Fields (Comedian, Alcoholic)

About Me

28/M/Palm Beach Gardens, FloridaGraphic Designer for a firm in Jupiter, Fl. I am a huge theatre and film fan, and I do a lot of acting as a hobby...aside from hobbies and work, I'm a goofball. I love to laugh and make people laugh. The rest of this profile is under construction since I haven't updated it in about 2 and a half years. So, stay tuned! And, actually, I've updated again but there's more to come. Better keep watching, ya douche bag! P.S. You can IM me on AOL/AIM under the name HomerGator or e-mail me at HomerGator @ aol . com No SPACES! I'm also on yahoo messenger under same name, HomerGator. Bye!
Below is a music video I made of a local artist's work. The artist's name is Vincent Lardieri. If you like any of his work, shoot me an e-mail and I can put you in touch.
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My Interests



MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES. I'm a film geek. I LOVE them. Can't get enough. Acting WRITING (hopefully one day it will be my full time profession) Hanging out with friends, having a beer. Nothing better...well maybe sex is better...but it's a lot messier...hanging out is cleaner than sex. Music (I play the drums and the Trombone) Kevin Smith Movies (The man who got me interested in filmmaking) Graphic Design Photography (Hence my overloaded photobucket) Watching people dance at Respecs (Highly entertaining...like a full motion dry heave) Waging war on Popped Collars (Ok, so maybe I have a complex) More to come...

I'd like to meet:



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I have two MAJOR requirements: Intelligence and sense of humor. No, you don't have to be a stand up comedienne, but I'd LOVE it if you knew what was funny, and how to laugh. My biggest problem, is that it seems there was a law passed in South Florida back in the early 1900's, that banned all intelligent individuals from the state. If you're an intelligent, funny outlaw, MESSAGE me and we will click. By outlaw, I'm referring to the above "dry humor" of the Florida Intelligence Ban...I'm not ACTUALLY looking for outlaws, especially not the Train Robbing variety. The fact that I've been forced to clarify this proves my point about intelligence and common sense in this state.
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Music:


Soudgarden, U2, Weezer, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, The Doors, The Beatles, The Shins, The Darkness, Interpol, Toadies, Cake, Radiohead, Prince, Johnny Cash, And, yes, I grew up on musical theatre, so I listen to showtunes by the score (wow...I couldn't have sounded gayer than I did making a pun about musicals.) I swear, I'm straight; but, to paraphrase Matt Dillon in There's Something About Mary, "I can't help it, I love those goofy little fuckers". And LOTS MORE.

Movies:

I have attempted to make a top 25 list, and still have left out too many...I'll do my best to show what I like: Shawshank Redemption Forrest Gump Good Will Hunting Shakespeare In Love The Graduate Lawrence Of Arabia Back To The Future Empire Strikes Back Three Amigos Spaceballs South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut Trainspotting Blazing Saddles Austin Powers (the FIRST one) Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, J&SB Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Clerks II (As you can see, I'm a big Kevin Smith fan) Swingers E.T. The Princess Bride The Indiana Jones Trilogy Star Wars Trilogy The Incredibles Animal House Dr. Strangelove (Tied with Blazing Saddles as the all time greatest comedy/satire (With a STRONG runner up in SOuth Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut) Plus, a whole SLEW of 80's flicks that absolutely shaped who I am and what my tastes are: The Goonies, Weird Science, The Last Starfighter, Adventures In Babysitting (Screw you, it's a great flick...and enjoy it while you can because Raven Symone is going to be remaking it and tarnishing it forever!), Ghostbusters, The Explorers...ok, gotta cut the list while I still can. There are many more, I'll amend some later.

Television:

My NEW favorite is LOST. Actually, need to scratch that, since I have recently gotten into Battlestar Galactica and House...the two best scripted and realized telvision shows on the air right now. Otherwise, Carnivale, Sopranos, Family Guy, South Park, Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Critic, The Simpsons (Back in the day at least), 24, The Office (Both the British and the American counterparts), 30 Rock, Scrubs, Nick At Nite (addicted to it), LAW AND ORDER (Again addicted, especially to L&O SVU), anything on HDTV...Oh, and let's not forget my favorite show of the 90's...TWIN PEAKS baby!

Books:

Favorite book of all time is John Irving's A Prayer For Owen Meany...but, I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan and PROUD to admit it! Aside from those, I read all over the place, Stephen King to Ray Bradbury to Elmore Leonard to Ernest Hemmingway. Also, Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle's update of Dante's Inferno, entitled simply, Inferno is a great little pieces of sci fi just waiting to be adapted into a screenplay...I really need to get on that! Gonna just add a few more authors on here while I'm thinking about it: Kurt Vonnegut, Ralph Ellison, Bret Easton Ellis, Dave Barry,James Ellroy, and Mary Allyce (My Mom!)

Heroes:

Charlie Kaufman (Screenwriter) Kevin Smith (Director/Screenwriter/Actor) My Grandfather (funny bastard) Eric Cartman (Malcontent)

My Blog

Internet Spam, Nigerian Relatives, Idiots & Cam Whores

Ok, we all have to deal with it.  E-mails trying to get us to buy things.  Usually it's pills whose effect is to make the user's penis or breasts bigger (someone really needs to market a pil...
Posted by The Notorious MAT on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

Naughty Business

UPDATE: Apologies to all.  Apparently the "Preferred List" was checked when I originally posted this.  If you feel you were left off of my preferred list, you're in good company.  I don...
Posted by The Notorious MAT on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:04:00 PST

Ok ok, I know these are silly, but fill it out damnit!

Friday, November 04, 2005 - 2:34 PM What do you think of me?? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:» I committed suicide:» I said I liked you:» I kissed you:» I lived ...
Posted by The Notorious MAT on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 03:54:00 PST

Turning Tricks For Treats

Each Halloween, I get slightly more and more disturbed at the trend in costumes. Gone are the days of creativity and ingenuity that I grew up with. No more Yoda's, Bart Simpsons, Supermen, or Ghosts...
Posted by The Notorious MAT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Breakin' 2, electric Boogaloo

This is the break in of my first ever weblog, hence the BREAKIN business above (I wonder how, several years from now, I will look back on that subject line and wince).  Anyway, I'm not much of a ...
Posted by The Notorious MAT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST