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Jeff

Sometimes you have to be the boss of dancing.

About Me

I'm just your average guy who likes to have fun. I am so sick of the bar scene and all of that DRAMA. I can have fun getting dressed up for a night on the town dancing or just staying at home curled up on the couch watching a movie. I love laughing. (Created using "9 Steps to a Winning Match.com Profile" by Dr. Chance Goodnight) make
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My Interests

Being tormented by Cleveland sports teams and players, awkward silence, sexual tension, dating commentary, sleuthing, beating the Ploutz, imagination, flux capacitors, baseball, basketball, football, frisbee, Jim Beam, laughing at people, film, television, filming, directing, video editing, playing and writing music, writing, cooking

I'd like to meet:

Steve Jobs. That eHarmony.com guy - just so I can tell him to stop letting those people mate! And the Z Machine.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, The Who, AC/DC, Van Halen, The Rapture, Muse, CCR, Don Cheese and the Dramatics, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Electric Six, The Darkness, The Beatles, The Doors, P-Funk, Foo Fighters, David Bowie, Franz Ferdinand, The Strokes, Cold Play, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blue Oyster Cult, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Bela Fleck, Guns n' Roses, Motley Crue, Interpol, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Shins, Rush, Pink Floyd, Kaiser Chiefs, Cake, Weezer, The Dandy Warhols, The Bravery, The Arcade Fire, James Brown (God rest his soul)

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Snatch, PCU, Office Space, High Fidelity, Grosse Pointe Blank, all things Tarentino, including (in no particular order) Four Rooms, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Old School, Zoolander, Starsky and Hutch, Swingers, Kung-Fu Movies, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Dead Poets Society, Spinal Tap, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Some Like It Hot, Seven Year Itch, Double Indemnity, Dr. Strangelove, Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, Napolean Dynamite, everything David Lynch, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, The Cooler, American Beauty

Television:

Lost, Kids in the Hall, Alias, 24, 227, MTV's The Grind, Herman's Head, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Tranformers, GI Joe, Go-Bots, He-Man, anything on Food TV, Win, Lose, or Draw!, Insomniac, Conan O'Brien, The Family Guy, X-Files, the TGIF lineup circa 1987, Twin Peaks

Books:

Motley Crue: The Dirt, An Instance of the Fingerpost, Life of Pi, Positively Fifth Street, A Tale of Two Cities, The DaVinci Code, Angels & Demons, The Great Gatsby, Invisible Eden, Bringing Down The House

My Blog

Little Miss Sunshine

Fucking fantastic movie. If you haven't seen it yet, do yourself a favor and get your ass to Blockbuster, put it on your Netflix queue, steal it from K-Mart - whatever you gotta do. Would you rather...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:35:00 PST

Porches on the Autobahn

Gutantag, Fraulein! If you dig Germans and dance music, check out these cats. They are so cool.http://www.porschesontheautobahn.com/
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:25:00 PST

Fucking turn that shit up!

Goddamit fuckin mother fucker son of a bitch fuckin cunt rag cock suckin whore... you filthy bitch... muther fuckin son of a bitch!
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:13:00 PST

Hating Spiders

Have you ever been telling someone about a frightening spider encounter you've had, and the other person goes "Eww. I hate spiders." Hell, I know I've done it. Because I do. I fucking hate spiders...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:09:00 PST

The Middle Urinal

There is one, and, contrary to popular opinion, only one, simple rule for men using public restrooms in modern times... YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SUPPOSED TO USE THE MIDDLE URINAL!  There is a reason wh...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:10:00 PST

Moustache!

Last friday I began growing the first moustache of my life.  I'm growing it to prepare for the upcoming first annual Moustache Bash of Allston, MA on November 19.  More details to follow. H...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:24:00 PST

We get the fucking point, Lisa Loeb!

Lisa, we get the fucking point. You obviously have a lot of angst and bittersweet emotions to write about. The world is big, men are confusing, life is tough. Great! And how long are you gonna wea...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 11:31:00 PST

Kick it, Bruce!

The Bruce is a rascally character. He gets drunk on whiskey and raises hell in your neigborhood. He'll kick anything or anyone that crosses his path, including dead rats. Don't invite him to PTA me...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Take two Advil and start wearing a helmet

Why I am so fucking injury prone this week? Last Tuesday, an elbow to the cheek while playing basketball sent me to the ER to get four stitches. Then, this morning (after getting the stitches out ye...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In A Fucking Relationship

I just updated my relationship status from "single" to "in a relationship". The last time I tried to pull this shit, my "significant other" freaked out, became a terrorist, and sold her soul to the de...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST