Being tormented by Cleveland sports teams and players, awkward silence, sexual tension, dating commentary, sleuthing, beating the Ploutz, imagination, flux capacitors, baseball, basketball, football, frisbee, Jim Beam, laughing at people, film, television, filming, directing, video editing, playing and writing music, writing, cooking
Steve Jobs. That eHarmony.com guy - just so I can tell him to stop letting those people mate! And the Z Machine.
Led Zeppelin, The Who, AC/DC, Van Halen, The Rapture, Muse, CCR, Don Cheese and the Dramatics, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Electric Six, The Darkness, The Beatles, The Doors, P-Funk, Foo Fighters, David Bowie, Franz Ferdinand, The Strokes, Cold Play, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blue Oyster Cult, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Bela Fleck, Guns n' Roses, Motley Crue, Interpol, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Shins, Rush, Pink Floyd, Kaiser Chiefs, Cake, Weezer, The Dandy Warhols, The Bravery, The Arcade Fire, James Brown (God rest his soul)
Usual Suspects, Snatch, PCU, Office Space, High Fidelity, Grosse Pointe Blank, all things Tarentino, including (in no particular order) Four Rooms, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Old School, Zoolander, Starsky and Hutch, Swingers, Kung-Fu Movies, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Dead Poets Society, Spinal Tap, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Some Like It Hot, Seven Year Itch, Double Indemnity, Dr. Strangelove, Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, Napolean Dynamite, everything David Lynch, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, The Cooler, American Beauty
Lost, Kids in the Hall, Alias, 24, 227, MTV's The Grind, Herman's Head, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Tranformers, GI Joe, Go-Bots, He-Man, anything on Food TV, Win, Lose, or Draw!, Insomniac, Conan O'Brien, The Family Guy, X-Files, the TGIF lineup circa 1987, Twin Peaks
Motley Crue: The Dirt, An Instance of the Fingerpost, Life of Pi, Positively Fifth Street, A Tale of Two Cities, The DaVinci Code, Angels & Demons, The Great Gatsby, Invisible Eden, Bringing Down The House