Melting crayons and flinging the meltiness @ senior citizens and flowers sure are fun! swimming pools are fun too! yay for those thingies! i collect ham and teeth from my victims and dogs. i have 75.6 dogs. I dont actually like dogs, not even hot dogs really since i used to work in a convenience store and ate feasts of them. once i found a bug in one. it was a bit crunchy, but didnt really taste like anything. i like music, but only because mt boyfriend tells me to. i like to paint people killing other people and fruit arrangements as well. and dont forget kiddies, reading opens your mind to the world, and middle earth too! thats the world i live in, im a schizoid. they make me eat too much pudding. no more pudding!
I'd like to meet:
YOU! At the flagpoll after school! and Lo Pan if he doesnt flash mouth light @ me. That would suck. Oh and Sammy Hagar so I can tell him how dumb is hair looks and that the speed limit isn't 55 anymore so he should get the fuck over it already. Also, I would like to meet myself, seven years, two months and four days ago so that I may inform myself of something useful to keep me from getting to this particular place and time because right now sucks! Oh, and Ginger Spice. That is all. Oh and a lion tamer like this guy
Music:
Metal, easy listening, grindcore, easy listening, punk, easy listening, bluegrass and commercial jingles. and easy listening. Converge, Cyndi Lauper, tragedy, dystopia, the haunted, black dahlia murders, agoraphobic nosebleed, anal cunt, slayer, radio head, coldplay, bjork, bikini kill, le tigre, ladytron, the clinic, the faint, portishead, turbonegro, filth, blatz, discharge, amebix, disfear, fear, subhumans, dead milkmen, crass, flux of pink indians, zounds, from ashes rise, his hero is gone, talking heads, nina hagen, the cure, depeche mode, hank williams, johnny cash, patsy kline, oh brother where art thou and cold mtn. soundtracks, billy idol, billie holliday, robert johnson, bob marley, jimmy cliff, reggae in general, no doubt, (guilty pleasure), bleeding through, cattle decapitation, motorhead, the ramones, blondie, madonna, enya(yes really) iron maiden, guns n' roses, stone temple pilots, nin, the scurvy dogs, severed head of state, wolfpack, wolf brigade, uphill battle, gbh, toxic narcotic, napalm death, the pixies, the breeders, weezer, foo fighters, tenaciousD, soundgarden, queens of the stoneage, the strokes, the darkness, carcass, pig destroyer, charles bronson, structure of lies, discordance axis, the cruel romeos, dead set against, the coked out crackwhores, countless shadows, neo maxi zoon dweebies, covered in sores, the dead alive, against me, black sabbath, def leppard, led zeppelin, ACDC, van morrison, tom petty, joan jet, janis joplin, jimi hendrix, the beatles kinda, the rolling stones for sure, doom, oi polloi, resist and exist, conflict, plutocracy, phobia, the gorillaz, the animals, oingo boingo, danny elfman, bach, beethoven, mozart, outkast, dr. dre. snoop, souxie and the banshees, the cars, beck, unearth, the suicide machines, the pist, the unseen (old times :), motley crue, alice cooper, king diamond, cradle of filth is funny :), spazz, extreme noise terror, the murder city devils, modest mouse, X, the dead kennedys, berlin, the go go's, the new york dolls, cheap trick, ween, annie lennox, the eurythmics, the cramps, the clash, the b52's, REM, nausea
Movies:
LOTR, buffy the vampire slayer, pornos, evil dead (all of them), big trouble in little china, sin city, scary stuff, retarded 80's stuff, valley girl sucked! the company of wolves, the italian job the princess bride, little monsters, pirtates of the carribean (i know i am a nerd, leave it alone.) die hard with a vengeance, bowling for blah blah blah, pokemon, house of 1000 corpses, peices(if you havent seen it rent it if you can find it, its old swedish horror) wonderland, legend, the last unicorn, the mummy returns, transpotting, the blair witch project(yes for real), spun, revenge of the nerds, once upon a time in mexico, el mariachi, plan 9, orgy of the dead (check ot the bride with the hellacopter boobs!) u-turn, the texas chainsaw massacre (old), clueless, harry potter needs to be molested, but not by me, faces of death, the exorcist, kill bill, the duel, sexy beast, pulp fiction, reservior dogs, cheech and chong up in smoke, buffalo '66, pumpkin, pink flamingos, the bird cage, the quick and the dead, ever after, the grimm brothers snow white, star wars, beautiful girls, 50 first dates, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, natural born killers, mad max beyond thunderdome, goonies, the rivers edge, seven, american pie, little nikki, happy gilmore, wedding singer, fear and loathing in las vegas, freeway (1 and 2) most of tim burtons stuff, the scarlet letter, ravenous, CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL, orgazmo, team america world police, the secret window, o' brother where art thou, the somnambulist, nosferatu, the island of dr. moreau, the craft, american history x, wet hot american summer, the adventures of baron maunchausen, the others, the ring, all of the house movies, amityville horror, the omen, saw, robin hood men in tights, the little mermaid, the lion king, aladdin, :), creepshow(the first one) tales from the darkside, the never ending story, memento, gone with the wind, interview with the vampire, bram stokers dracula, goofellas, casino, oceans 11, from dusk till dawn, boogie nights, cape fear, Kalifornia, oscar, the road to wellville, point of no return, the man in the iron mask, rad, my cousin vinny, home alone 2, party monster, the bourne identity, the long kiss goodnight, tank girl, true lies, so i married an axe murderer, carrie, wonderland, confessions of a dangerous mind, mad love, down with love, 28 days later, fight club, panic room, much ado about nothing, kissing jessica stein, the addams family, under the tuscan sun, waterworld(get over it), the four feathers, hidalgo, texas chainsaw 3, wrong turn, highlander, rocky horror, the client, huck finn, the adventures of mark twain (claymation) the secret of nyhm, the flight of dragons,the last unicorn, titanic (because they all die!) gangs of new york, last of the mohicans, the cruciable, face off, urban cowboy, cecil b. demented, blah blah blah blah blah, but im a cheerleader, donnie darko, the faculty, 12 monkeys, maverick, silence of the lambs, the freighteners, hedwig, delores claiborne, single white female, drop dead fred, princess carribou, x-men, white oleander, chicago, taxi driver, analyze this, girl interrupted, heavenly creatures, gremlins, office space, the beverly hillbillies, all the ernest movies, the halloween tree, all indiana jones, romancing the stone, crocodile dundee(1 and 2), mommy dearest, wizard of oz and return to oz, gullag, quest for fire, snatch, austin powers, clockwork orange, the people vs. larry flynt, the core, the crow, desperatly seeking susan, true romance, love and a 45, i shot andy warhol, 1 hour photo, the devils advocate, stay tuned, mom and dad save the world, invaders from mars, the gate, honey i shrunk the kids, dirty rotten scoundrels, immortal beloved, the pee wee movie, especially big top pee wee, a the amature, the professional, moulin rouge, romeo and juliet (new)best in show, spinal tap, amadeus, mary riley, the big chill, dont be a menace to south central while sippin your juice in the hood, darby o'gill and the little people, american werewolf in london, time bandits, beastmaster, gandhi, cutthroat island, earth girls are easy, vibes, robroy, four rooms, the witches, moon struck the witches of eastwick, something wicked this way comes, the fog, trading places, freddy got fingered, eyes wide shut, wyld style, suburbia, decline, clue, lisence to drive, the lady in white, whats eating gilbert grape, serial mom, gattaca, great expectations, the royal tennenbaums, the life aquatic, porn porn ... to be continued.....
Television:
Buff y is my ..1 favorite, then i like 30 minute meals (dont ask why) then i like charmed, the history channel, punked, family guy, the simpsons, i havent decided about american dad yet, will and grace, that 70's show, scare tactics, Fuck fear factor, that show fuckin sux!!!!! court t.v. forensic files, mad tv, mr show re-runs, snl, kids in the hall, absolutley fabulous, jerry springer, law and order, arrested development, reading rainbow, dexters lab, sponge bob, salute your shorts, real sex, bs television, viva la bam, i miss buzzkill, ren and stimpy, roswell, six feet under, deadwood, carnival,
Books:
Wicked is the best book I've read lately as well as John Grisham's A Painted House. im a nerd LOTR!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a bunch of jack kerouac stuff, and the babaysitters club toooooo. okay so that was like 12 years ago but who cares, it will always be a part of me so fuck off it you dont like to read about saxy young girls watching over small children and then when daddy gets home before mommy...... i read too much of everything, including street signs like 'stop' and 'yeild' and '30mph'. oh wait those arent books.
Heroes:
ed gein. he rules. paris hilton for all her amazing accomplishments. and of course the great and unfortunalely not late, tori spelling. rachel ray, even though she's on crack. did i mention i havent changed my socks for about a week. theyre moist in parts and crunchy in others. it was food and not socks, it could be quite a pleasant texture let me tell you
