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About Me

Every morning, its a new surprise
Don't know who I am before I roll the dice
The option is the only thing that I decide
You see, I live for a moment now
I never did before
With all and everything I sweap the floor
Random I am. I never give a damn
About whats gonna happen next
My wife and kids they left me
My job is just a memory
But thats the kind of price youve gotta pay
If youre gonna go your own way
Solvin problems can be done in many ways
I dont care, I just roll the dice
It's o.k, cause I just have to pretend
that I am someone else
Get rid of all the habits not thats the plan
Come on and try it and youll feel grand
The first step is the hardest step to take
Imagination is the only brake
Just roll the dice, and everything will turn out nice
You can be who you wanna be
Do what you wanna do and do it how you like
This is my way of getting through the day,
But I still dont know
The name is Ian. You can call me Nigel though. Short for Nigel Mancell as I can stomp really fast when I'm mashed and Tiller couldn't remember my name and said I am the next Nigel Mancell. Nazi Nigel is cool too though
I work in a shitty dead end job which is wank and run by monkeys but oh well, it gives me a few quid to buy some intoxicating substances. I live to get fucked out my face. It is what makes getting out of bed worth it (besides watching Jeremy Kyle, that man is god) At the end of a shitty day, I like to spark one up and just mong out and watch late night tv quiz channels and think, "hmm....i really want some cake and biscuits right now"
I am quite an alright guy (well I hope so) but i do have a few things I hate. e.g old people, ignorant people, jail baits, cock teases, guys who kiss other guys for attention, people who don't like the word cunt, people who ask retarded questions and also the people who ask the retarded questions then get fucked off when you give them a retarded answer back.... I am moody and i do act like I'm a bit fucked in the head, but that's what makes me....well me... don't like it, you can fuck off.

My Interests

Do I fucking stutter? I said I was interested in ass. And Bill W. Keep coming back, it works if you work it.

Music:

I like songs with Female Harmonics and synth to it such as Rammstein - Sonne and Prodigy - Spitfire. I lvoe acoustic songs; Downface - Alone..Unloco - Watching Me Slip, Joey Cape and Tony Sly...acoustic rocks. I like classical styled music ; Ludovico Einaudi = God. I like spanish/Mexican feeling music such as Breed 77. I like my punk, yay nofx, millencolin, Swingin utters, Social Distorton...I am the band of the band, for The Textbook-Break up. well, okay....I get wasted with them, go to their practises and gigs, that's about it...h and eat their food. I am the bands band.

Movies:

I like anything with tits in it. Like that Titanic. Or Cum on my Tits, Vol. 12.(requiem for a dream, american history x, this is england, butterfly effect and girly films like A walk to remember and Cruel Intentions, meh, as long as it's not like that shit film "envy" then I'll probably watch it)

Television:

TV sucks because there's not titties on it, except in a few seconds of The Sopranos every week. But that show's never on.(I'm actually addicted to late night Quiz programs and Jeremy Kyle)

Books:

Ancient Greek And Roman Literature. Modern books based on ancient Greece and Rome are alright too..

Heroes:

J.K....he tells it like it is.