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Stephen

If you want some, come get some!

About Me

Hi everyone the names Stephen a.k.a Gal and I love the banter so get involved! If you prefer Bebo get in touch using the link below.Peace.
Stephen Gallacher http://Milkwasabadidea.bebo.com/

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Twighlight moon

    Things I like:
    My mates. Football. Celtic. Live Music. KFC. Laughing. Swearing. Jeremy Clarkson. Tea&Toast. Bebo&Myspace. Beautiful Women. Violence on TV. Saying the word 'cunt'. Tattoo's. Will Ferrell. The boys from 1 Woodlands Drive. PSS Banter. Beautiful Women that like me. Whiskey&Beer. Dirty Talk. UFC&WWE. Rock Music. T&A! Using Quotes from Will Ferrell films in general conversation. Smiling. Pro Evo. Family Guy. Banter with old mates. Drink Promos. Nightclubs that let me in. Thongs. Protein drinks. Champ Manager. Scrubs. Page3. Sunny days. Wearing a hat. Staying up late. My car. Being easliy pleased. Weekends. Chillin. Photos. Rino on a night out. Payday. Digital Banking. Roll and sausuage. Belts with big buckles. Vests. Trainer socks. Trainers without laces. DVDs. Vampires. My profile song. YouTube. Not giving a fuck. Celebrity Lookalikes. Watching Cartoons at night. iTunes&iPod. Lava Lamps&Candles. Gangster Films. AARoutefinder. The bench. Having more things I like than things I don't like.
    Things I don't like:
    Getting up early. Having no money. Michael Ballack. Bills. Rangers. Vectra Drivers. Neds. Ignorant folk. Arrogance. Work. being too hot to sleep. Hotel rooms without air conditioning. Being told what to do. Hangovers. Losing. Underwear. Fatty Bacon. Clothes that don't fit me anymore. Reality TV. Dance Music. Mobile phones cutting out. Glasgow Bouncers. Getting hit in the balls. Headaches.

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My Blog

There's not enough Akabusi to go round!

Akabusi came down the stairs of his £362,419 Streatham townhouse, it had been a tough workout, but he knew it was necessary to keep his Godlike physique toned and ready to pounce. He knew some rest wa...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:50:00 PST

Can't get enough of Akabusi!

Akabusi sat in his Vauxhall Corsa as it passed through the car wash humming the theme tune from Record Breakers. All the windows were soaped up and no one could see in so, for the briefest moments, he...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:48:00 PST

Kriss Akabusi - nuff said

Akabusi sat back at his desk in his £127,000 mansion outside Luton as he sent off another lottery scam email to an unsuspecting victim. He had been keeping a low profile since the Tanni Gray Thompson ...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:46:00 PST

Kriss Akabusi - Legend

Akabusi was uncomfortable unless he was wearing a pair of dungerees or stark bollock naked so he walked into the Jimmy Savile Row tailors with trepidation. He needed a new suit for a Tanni Gray Thomps...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:44:00 PST

Kriss Akabusi Sexual Predator

Kris Akabousi sat in the lobby of a Liverpool nightclub, drenched in beer. Hit with the ever familiar feelings of shame and self pity Kris thought enough was enough - he couldn't rely on celebrity cam...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST

Kriss Akabusi Sex Stories Again

Akabusi didn't like going to the dental hygenist as much as the next man but his smile was his bread and butters. So he lay back on the patent leather chair and felt his anus tighten like a pupil in f...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:41:00 PST

More Kriss Akabusi Sex Stories

"Mr Akabusi, please come in" said the secretary as she adjusted her horn rimmed glasses and felt the sudden rush of blood to her clunge. Akabusi strode into the room like a Titan with a clown face. Hi...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:40:00 PST

Kriss Akabusi Sex Stories

Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. AS luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dung...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST

Midget dancing - does anyone else find this hilarious???

Posted By:amazahzing [its n.b. net]Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Stephen on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:19:00 PST

A Scottishman, Englishman & Irishman

A Scottishman, Englishman & Irishman escape from a POW camp during WWII, while running from the nazi guards they spot a cargo plane with the door open and dedcide this would be a good place to hid...
Posted by Stephen on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 03:27:00 PST