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Paper Machetes

ARE FUCKING DEAD

About Me

A pop singer (Dan Whiteley) has been receiving threatening notes, and her manager (Jacob Theobald) hires a bodyguard known for his good work (Jerry Green). The bodyguard ruffles the singer's feathers and most of her entourage by tightening security more than they feel is necessary. The bodyguard is haunted by the fact that he was on Reagan's secret service staff but wasn't there to prevent the attack by Hinckley. Eventually the bodyguard and the singer start an affair, and she begins to believe his precautions are necessary when the stalker strikes close to home.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/14/2006
Band Website: n/a
Band Members: Dan Whiteley, Jacob Theobald, Jerry Green
Influences: Big Star, Alcohol, Husker Du...
Sounds Like: trebly basement booze jangle
Record Label: non-existent
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Summer of Hate

Summer 07', or the Summer of Hate, is in full effect and we have your recipe for your success: 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part rum, 1 part gin, 1 part triple sec, 1 /2 parts sweet and sour m...
Posted by Paper Machetes on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST