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~~*Mary Kate*~~

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?Some of the funniest things Ive ever heard have come from my friends.... .."I think that horse is talking to me"-Kt"Wow I've been sober for a year, thats a moment.. OK let's drink til we can't feel feelings anymore"- Me"You walk is too hippy you walk all tee hee" Sarah
"Not ALL retarded people like cake"- Ed" This is just like Bloom, I think we should study for a psychology test in the morning" -Kt "Yes it's just like bloom now shut the fuck up and go to sleep!" -Me"Who does that? I mean did he expect me to be impressed?" KellyIm Tired of the same old thing so here are some quick facts:
- My friends are my family, and I'd gladly lay down in traffic for any of them! - I have a nasty habit of getting my drink on and getting into trouble! - Clowns, Heights and Water over my head terrify me... - My reputation has led me to some of the strangest experiences - I am 22 and don't know how to ride a bike. - There are some jealous types who would like to see me fall cuz I have a better life than they do! Most importantly, I am who I am and i def. don't try to be something I'm not. Life is about being your best so Go HARD or GO HOME!
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Take the quiz:
Which Mean Girls character are you?

You are Regina George!
You are the most evil, nasty person ever! Go you!

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Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?

I'd like to meet:

Things that I would love to find in a guy I date: 1. He does not relate Everything to sex, and if he does he keeps it to himself 2. He does not text message or call me 27 times a day, once is more than enough 3. He hasn't already dated one of my friends 4. Having a job is a MUST 5. If your not old enough to get into a bar, keep walking. 6. He is willing to except that I am a little hard to handle sometimes and still wants to be with my anyways 7. If i sleep over your house, there's a 1 hour window to do whatever it is u have to do, if u fail Im sleeping. 8. Never EVER call me mommy anytime EVER 9. Remember that I am a lady and should be treated with respect. 10. Don't hang all over me when we're out. I hate PDA. 11. Respect my crazy friends, they are a part of me. 12. Don't try to be all big balls and lie to me about your life. 13. There is a difference between CONFIDENCE and ARROGANCE :remember that 14. I deal with immature boys all day, I don't want to come home to one. 15. I have a very protective older brother. Try not to get on his bad side. 16. Accept that I am a very busy person. However, i will make sure i set aside time for you. 17. Don't compare me to your ex-girlfriend. 18. I don't want to see you everyday, once a week is fine. 19. Don't expect me to be the perfect girlfriend. 20. Having a driver's license is another MUST.if you meet a least 10 or more of these criteria then YAy, i would love to get to know you.

Music:

Dashboard Confesional,Jared Campbell, Flogging Molly, Maroon 5, Nirvana, The Clash, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd,The Killers, TOOL, A perfect Circle....etc

Movies:

The Boondock Saints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Nightmare Before Christmas, Backdraft, Super Troopers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, every Friday the 13th movie ever made, The Notebook and The Interview

Television:

Family Guy!!!!

Books:

I hope they serve beer in Hell, The Child called IT, When Pride Still Mattered

My Blog

Yep its really over

Now that it's all said and done,I can't believe you were the oneTo build me up and tear me down,Like an old abandoned house.What you said when you leftJust left me cold and out of breath.I fell too fa...
Posted by ~~*Mary Kate*~~ on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:04:00 PST

Things I look for in the men i Date

Things that I would love to find in a guy I date: 1. He does not relate Everything to sex, and if he does he keeps it to himself  2. He does not text message or call me 27 times a day, once is m...
Posted by ~~*Mary Kate*~~ on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:47:00 PST

Cant get over you, cant get thru to you.......

Today I feel like talking about my most recent relationship. If you can call it that. I met him on July 25th of last year @ of all places, a POisin concert. From the minute I saw him I knew that I wou...
Posted by ~~*Mary Kate*~~ on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:27:00 PST

My Summer Vacation plans

     So normally on my summer vacation i would make the usual plans, sit around with my friends, get hammered, find some guy and have my average summer love. Well this is my last y...
Posted by ~~*Mary Kate*~~ on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

Im sooo gonna miss my AOFB

For my very special buddy who used to "own it" like a Champ I'm gonna make you bend and break(It sends you to me without wait)Say a prayer but let the good times rollIn case God doesn't show(Let the ...
Posted by ~~*Mary Kate*~~ on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:09:00 PST

This was us i know........

I just remembered that time at the marketsnuck up behind me and jumped on my shopping cartAnd rode down, aisle 5you looked behind you to smile back at mecrashed into a rack full of magazinesthey asked...
Posted by ~~*Mary Kate*~~ on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST

fuck you babe!!!!!!

Hush, just stop Theres nothing you can do or say, baby Ive had enough, Happiness Im not your property as from today, baby You might think that I won't make it on my own But now Im Stronger than yester...
Posted by ~~*Mary Kate*~~ on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:59:00 PST

So ive decided since my life is like a cheap novel im gonna put into words

 my first few days in the new apartment... everything is all set. My roomate is lined up for the fall, a sweet girl, the kind I can see myself being friends with right away. I'm alone for now, my...
Posted by ~~*Mary Kate*~~ on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:19:00 PST

Another page in the novel of my life

unfaithful to the relationship... that's the topic of this morning's visit. Noone knows about the night i spent with Jay, the perverted details best kept a secret. Im sitting at a restaurant in town, ...
Posted by ~~*Mary Kate*~~ on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST

Did u have to come back now? i can't do this again

I heard from a friend todayAnd she said you were in townSuddenly the memories came back to me in myMind[CHORUS]How can I be strong I've asked myselfTime and time I've saidThat I'll never fall in love ...
Posted by ~~*Mary Kate*~~ on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST