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Sing Along to Monty Python!Emannuel Kant was a real pissantwho was very rarely stableHeidigger Heidigger was a boozy beggarwho could drink you under the tableDavid Hume could out-consumeWilhelm Friedrich HagelAnd Wittgenstein was a beery swineWho was just as shloshed as SchlagelNow there's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ye'Bout the raising of the wristSocrates himself was permanently pissedJohn stuart mill of his own free willOn Half a pint of shanty was particularly illPlato, they say, could stick it away,half a crate of whiskey every dayAristotle Aristotle was a bugger for bottleHobbes was fond of his dramAnd Rene Descartes was a drunken fartI drink therefore I am.Now Socrates Himself is particularly missedA lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
Iam primum omnium satis constat, Troia capta, in ceteros saevitum esse troianos: Duobus, Aenae Antenorique, vetusti iure hospitii et quia pacta reddendaeque Helenae semper auctores fuerant, omne ius belli Achivos abstinuisse