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About Me

One day, after a night of heavy drinking, I pissed for 24 thousand years, creating the Grand Canyon...I am a ordained Bishop in the Church of Rad. I hold an advanced doctorate, PhD., in Rocking Out, (both with and without my cock out). And, I am a 7th degree black belt in Kicking Ass...I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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You Are a Warrior Soul
You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.
You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

My Interests

Duelling, Pugilism, Grappling, Knife-Fighting, Knot-Tying, Eloquent Discourse,Carousing, Casting Aspersions, Artillery, Interfering in the Electoral Process, Manly Feats of Derring-do.

I'd like to meet:

People with similar interests, people with different interests, people who are interesting, people who find me interesting. People who I know, and people who I don't know.

Music:

Too many to list, but here are a few: Tom Waits, Billy Bragg, Bob Dylan, Buddy Holly, Joe Strummer (W/ or W/O the mescaleros, G'N'R, The Clash, The Call, The Cure, The Cult, Johnny Cash, Woody Guthrie, The Ramones, The Specials, Rancid, Misfits/Samhain/Danzig, Duanne Peters and the Hunns, Die Hunns, The U.S. Bombs, The Duanne Peters Gunfight, Man-o-war, I'm not ashamed to admit I went through a Grunge faze, The Talking Heads, Velvet Underground, 80s pop, ska in general, Adam and the Ants, Motorhead, The Damned, the Kinks, Murder City Devils, AC/DC, Desmond Dekker, Sham 69, Joy Division, the random warbly songs you only hear once late at night while you're driving in the desert while you're thinking...God, I need a drink.

Movies:

The Breakfast Club is the Greatest. Movie. Ever. John Hughes taught me how to look at life. Motorama, Wes Anderson. Wes Craven. Akira Kurosawa. Jim Jarmusch. Anything with Sonny Chiba. Northfork, City of Lost Children, Time Bandits, Frankenstein, What Dreams May Come, The Professional. M. Knight Shyamalan (sp.?). I have a secret love of Romantic Comedies that everyone knows about. If it is a bad movie based on superhero or semi-historical figure I probably love it. Toshiro Mifune Bitches!

Television:

"Violence on television only affects children whose parents act like television characters" -The Talking Heads (I think....). You could pretty much put anything else in place of the word "violence" and it would still pretty much be true. Other than that I don't have much to say about the tube. Oh, yeah; reality television is neither reality nor television.

Books:

The Hagakure, We The Living, Atlas Shrugged, What The Living Do, Ernest Hemingway, Helmet For My Pillow,

Heroes:

"It ain't braggin' if you can do it." I once fought John L. Sullivan, the "Boston Strongboy", for 133 rounds in a blizzard. He won by referee stoppage when he punched my right eye out of my head. I still think I could have kept going. Damn that bastard could punch...

My Blog

Brief History of MY Time in Atlantis

a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">...This image represents the monastary where I learned the Art of Invisibility. It isn't the actual monastery because that monastary is, well, invisibl...
Posted by scotbot on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

Trying to decide on my superhero name...

The Bludgeonator or Midgetman? I am putting it up to a vote among all my closest friends. (Or at least people who are aware that I am on myspace.) Keep in mind my powers:1.) Ability to drink and talk ...
Posted by scotbot on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST

Mike Tyson's Punchout

Mike Tyson's Punchout is the greatest video game of all time. Anyone who doesn't agree with this statement is probably an alien infiltrator, or one of their mindslaves, and should be killed immediate...
Posted by scotbot on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:30:00 PST

Formerly "Who I'd Like To Meet" my profile was too big

JESUS......BUDDHA......POSEIDON......ZEUS......THOR......and ODIN......IN A NON-STOP, NO HOLDS BARRED, STEEL CAGE, BATTLE ROYALE GRUDGE-MATCH FOR COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE UNIVERSE. ...Refereed by GOD...
Posted by scotbot on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:21:00 PST

Announcement

I invite you to experience my mighty meatbun! Only for one showing! Invitation only! Standing room only! Please clear the aisles! In case of fire the aisles must remain clear at all times! This is my ...
Posted by scotbot on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:07:00 PST