I live to plunder the halls of long forgotten kings. To hear my blade sing woe upon those who would dare to do naught but bow before the might of Dragon Wizard
a level 13 paladin with a maximum dex bonus of 3 whose ass I can't kick.
I enjoy much the also blowing of the Gialarhorn by Heimdall keeper of the rainbow bridge betwixt Aasgard and Jutenheim realm of the giants. I also enjoy the hymns that herald the coming of the Dragon Wizard. For it is with this coming that all brothers of metal shall be united as one against many that act as the gears of the Atlantian tribe.
Behold for what may await us beyond this world. We shall pray not to Crom for he has brought life into our bones and awaits only to hear the riddle of steel as we pass from this world to his.
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You Are A Red Dragon, and, sorry to say, but this is bad! You are capricious, umpridictable, and greedy. You would travel very long distances to enlarge your treasure, and you would remember evry little coin and artifact in your loot. You live in caverns in hight moutains and consider anythings over 100km around your nest as your propriety. You hate humans and attack them as soon as they get in your sight. You will destroy and plunder the villages located on your territory and order the sacrifice of a virgin . You are are very fierce and cruel, but if a human gets to gain your trust(and if you didn't roast him before), you will be the best ally possible. You don't use a lot of magic, you are very smart and you breath fire.stone: rubyquote:"I have a right to my anger, and I don't want anybody telling me I shouldn't be, that it's not nice to be, and that something's wrong with me because I get angry" from Maxine Waters,you control: fire
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BEHOLD FOR WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE, THE NECRO-NO-NOMINA-KHAN OR THE MIGHTY 3.5 DM GUIDE FOOL!!!
My hereos include the Black Mage of Aztitlan, as well as the little known Minatour of the Western Rim. Mad Props to the Wizards of Ses-til a-bar. Just kidding I hate wizards.!!! HA HA HA HA. Do you deserve a seat in Valhalla? (15 Questions)
I hail you, welcome onboard -we've been waiting for you.You answered our questions predominantly correct, and you rightfully gained a seat in Valhalla, among your ancestors!
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Agamemnon: You are the king of Mycenae...and assholery. I'm telling you, sacrificing your daughter to fuel your ambitions doesn't win you too many friends.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Behold the coming of Dragon Wizard
Birthday: I was birthed in the elder days when the elder gods held dominoin over the works of man.
Birthplace: atop the mound of Njorle
Current Location: Beneath the Northern Lights of Cimmeria
Eye Color: A brooding storm sweeps across the plains.
Hair Color: The seas awaken from their apathy with man and loosen the fury of Neptune
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: The hands are but the tools to build praise for Crom
Your Heritage: Hailing from the lands where the cruel winds of the north breathe lives into the sons of Odin whose hearldry sings of the blade, and the brotherhood it begats.
The Shoes You Wore Today: The hides of wolves of the frozen mountains.
Your Weakness: Puppies
Your Fears: Puppies
Your Perfect Pizza: Meade, with the flesh of Odin's flock while in my seat amongst my brothers in Valhalla.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: This year I strive to slay the Wind Giant, waylay a caravan of the Nephratitam as well as their Necromancer Prince with blows from my Axe while vengance sings apon the air, and to plant a most med-i-evil vegitable garden.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WHAT?
Thoughts First Waking Up: By crom's beard I hear the calling of the sea nymphs. To what end shall I follow their song. While my bones turn to dust apon the shore of their misty isle I can sleep knowing my sould fights amongst my kindred on the shores of Valhalla awaiting the coming of my brothers. Knowing that only battle shall bring my spirit to rest amongst those most sacred to blood. While the earth may claim my bones, Freya holds sway over my soul.
Your Best Physical Feature: My johnson (pronounced Yon-sohn)
Your Bedtime: There can be no rest for those who would await Ragnarok, and defen Asgard from the Nephratitim.
Your Most Missed Memory: Stolen no doubt by the dark enchantress of Nar-dul Okt
Pepsi or Coke: Meade
MacDonalds or Burger King: I ask only a seat amongst the table of my brothers in our sacred hall
Single or Group Dates: It is most pleasing to consort with the nymphs of the sea amongst the isle of the lost.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: For those too weak to consume the milk of the Goat Mother...lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: A most dubious question, the nature of which astonds my intellect. Vanilla...that's not racist.
Cappuccino or Coffee: The blackened nectar rejuvenates the body while exciting the soul.
Do you Smoke: I smoke the bones of those who would oppose me...yes
Do you Swear: I sear oaths upon Croms name that I might smite those who would oppose me...yes
Do you Sing: I sing, but only the solemn dirges of my people.
Do you Shower Daily: In the blood of my foes.
Have you Been in Love: Every time I sink my blade into the flesh of my foe I feel as I have felt since the first anew.
Do you want to go to College: College is for mages give me battle for it is for the knowledge of the riddle of steel that I thirst.
Do you want to get Married: I am married to a Valkyrie that rides through the Northern winds.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that Crom breathed life into my bones, gave me the will to battle, and that if few stand against many and this is not enough, than to hell with you.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nay, motion sickness is for the weak.
Do you think you are Attractive: With eyes of steele and flowing mane I would like to see the maide that could resist such charms.
Are you a Health Freak: I do wash my hands after using a public restroom!
Do you get along with your Parents: My father was slaughtered with the rest of my village by the Cult of the Nephrateatim save my mother who was enslaved as a concubine to their high preist.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you mean the comforting song of Thor played apon the sky.
Do you play an Instrument: Vengance apon the cult of Set.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Have I stopped?
In the past month have you Smoked: the bones of the anceint profits so that their souls may not seek rest on the winds.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: The wicked mage Drashar tricked me into drinking a potion as we camped under the moon of Set.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: So what?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: My wolf hide clad feet have trodden the markets as the steel hooved horde of the Northern Lords rides across the sky awaiting their rest in the lands once promised to them in times long since past.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I once slept in the arms of a sultan's daughter and ate from her supple hands the fruits of a nation rich with ageless prosperity.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Have you eaten the blade that releases your soul from it's worldy captor?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Oedipus Rex where art thou.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nay for those who stray I choose to slay
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Would that I could Unskinny Bop
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I have stolen the Bejeweled goblet of the Wizard Septim from his wicked Tower of Illusion.
Ever been Drunk: ever been punched in the teeth?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Whose asking? Narc
How do you want to Die: Laid low amoghst my kin on the feild of battle to be raised high atop the funeral pyre so that my soul may take its rightful plase amongst my brothers in the halls of Valhalla to wage battle throughout the day and merriment throughout the nights.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An investment banker.
What country would you most like to Visit: Sheherazzad to weild the undeying axe of revenge apon those who have enslaved my people.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: The furnace where the sword of vengance was smithed.
Favourite Hair Color: The sun setting beyond mount Dol Arnoth that marks the division of the eastern relm of elf lord and the western realm of man.
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 500 Kgm
Weight: 7'8"
Best Clothing Style: furs, hides, and the robes of the western lords.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 1,000,00,0,0,0000,0,0,0,0,0,0,00000,0,0,000,0,0
Number of Piercings: -0
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret only that I must wonder the earth until my song of vengeance fades into the winds of time.
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