Sorry I was Never Enough..."To all the girls who look past nice |
I'm sorryThat I bought you rosesTo tell you that I like you I'm sorryThat I was raised with respectNot to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughTo "sati...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:48:00 PST |
I'm not a whore! |
Ok so my brother and I went to pub 13 last night. He's never been there, so I was pretty much showin him around. For those who don't know what it is. Its a dueling piano bar/ sports bar (u...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST |
A kick in the nuts that left a smile |
So for those of you who don't know, I started my own video production company. So now I have 3 jobs...as if I wasn't busy enough. We were hired to shoot a national sporting event with a bu...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:16:00 PST |
Sleepless Dreamer Video |
Here is the Logo video I made for my companyGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:45:00 PST |
Poem |
This is a poem a cool lady I just meet had on her profile and I really liked it so I figured I would post it as well....wow I haven't written anything of my own in forever...
BANG! another come...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:04:00 PST |
International Rules of Manhood |
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.b. The moment Angelina Jolie s...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:08:00 PST |
Lost Hope |
Every day I go through like I try to find possitive things to hold on to. Things to give me hope and show that there is still good in this world. At times I've found it hard to try and fin...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 01:40:00 PST |
All Or Nothing |
It's funny how a simple song can hit so close to home....
O-Town
All or Nothing
I know when he's been on your mind That distant look is in your eye I thought with time you'd realize It's over over It'...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Guy Rules |
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now her...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Penis Requests a Raise |
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
