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the best around

"What if being straight-edge was cool?" - peer outreach

About Me

yo my name is dave thomas. im an insane rapper and pianoist. i enjoy long walks in parking lots, candleit breakfasts, and balls. many people say "hey do you know your name is the same as that wendys guy?" i say "no shit shirlock" so drrrrr. my favorite website is meatspin but lemonparty is up thurrThis profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? Lake
Pizza or Chinese? Pizza
Mansion or Penthouse? Penthouse
Have you been on a Jet Ski? no
Are you afraid of clowns? no
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 1
Favorite band/group? led zeppelin
Baseball or football? baseball
Favorite brand of makeup? no clue
Waffles or pancakes? pancakes
Do you have an IPod? yes
Bike or scooter? scooter
Ever go in a hot air balloon? no
How will you celebrate turning 21? how every other real man celebrates
What brand computer do you have? gateway
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? 0
Favorite city? Venice Beach
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice Cream
Do you think you are fat? yes
Ever throw up in a public place? yes
Do you have a pool? yes
Ever drive a car? yes
How many times a month do you go to the movies? 2
Last movie you saw? Lady In The Water
Who is your hero? Elian Gonzalez
How old are your parents? dont no
What deceased person would you like to meet? dave thomas
Do you chew ice? no
Have you been to California? no
Last book you read? Harry Potter
Favorite teacher? Mrs. Hatzidakis
Do you like to go fishing? yes
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? fuck you
How many of those do you regret? all
What is you average in school? 79
Favorite professional team?
Do you like mohawks? no
Do you floss? yes
Do you have braces? for one more month
Do you bite your nails? yes
What is your last thought before falling asleep? wow im tired
Do you fall in love easily? no
Ever have a crush and they never knew? no
Do you babysit? no
Ever been shot at? yes
Do you work out/exercise? no
Do you have 6 pack abs? not really
Do you consider yourself nice? no
What movie character would you like to be? Harry Potter
Do you go to camp for the summer? no
Ever been bit by a snake? yes
Have you been on a boat? yes
Name of friend you have known the longest? scott
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? yes
Ever break a bone? yes
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? rebecca
What is your ultimate job? sperm donar
Do you want to walk on the moon? no
Can you name the seven dwarfs? nope
Favorite TV show? queer eye
Apples or oranges? apples
Favorite model of car? 1970 Pontiac GTO
Favorite flower? Daisy?
Favorite color? green
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? yes
Ever climb out your bedroom window? no
Do you live in an apartment or house? house
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? none
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? no
How many cousins do you have? forgot
Do you believe in ghosts? no
If you were a bird, what would you be? penguin
Ever get stitches? yes
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? no
How many kids do you want to have? 5
Dogs or cats? dogs
Who do you tell your problems to? myself
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? no clue
Would you marry outside your religon? yes not mormon though
Volleyball or tennis? tennis
How many people were at your last party? ?
Ever ride in a limo? no
Ever drink champagne? no
Favorite dinner? pizza
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My Interests

My interests include scootering and going golfing
How much do you hate Sam Grandgeorge? oooo... you have no clue
How many past things do you regret? many
Are you jellin? fuckin right
Have you ever had a foreign exchange student take pictures of you in the winter? haha of course
Are you black? below the belt
Have you ever watched meatspin? yup
Who is your hero? the wendys guy
When was the last time you wore birkenstocks? never
Do you know what a meatus is? ya you learn about it in health class
Do you laugh uncontrollably haha sometimes
More randomness...
When was the hardest you have ever laughed? yaaaa
What is the worst subject you have for school? history
Do you like the gas prices? ya i might marry them then fuck them on my honey moon
If you could kill Josh Spain, would you? of course
Do you know anyone who is mormon? of course (titty clits)
What are you listening to right now? kielbasa (tenacious d)
What is your least favorite sport? wrestling
Ever been called a pervert? many times
What is your favorite number? 69 (refer to the previous question)
Ever been in love? big time
Favorite...
Song? that was a crazy game of poker (O.A.R.)
Person? crazy frog bros.
Video Game? godfather
Gay person? Josh Spain

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U Unnatural
N Naive
I Insane
T Tempting
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet1. Samuel Hunter Grandgeorge (jk i hate him) 2. Josh Spain (o ya i hate him too) 3. Ruben Studdard

Music:

i like anything that sounds good. i am not judgemental when it comes to music. i hate the people that say ooo my god rap is gay rock only. you gottaadmit u enjoy at least one gangster song cockbag

Movies:

gay porn
Favorite band led zeppelin
Favorite food pizza
Favorite tv show queer eye
Favorite animal monkey
Favorite fast food place wendys what do you think
Favorite video game godfather
Favorite candy junior mints
Favorite sport baseball
Favorite drink coke
Favorite person gail
Favorite color pink
Favorite word asshole
Favorite school subject break
Favorite movie american history x
Favorite animal didnt you just ask that?
Favorite athlete dennis rodman or bill lee
Favorite season summer
Favorite sports team red sox
Favorite state cali
Favorite website meatspin
Favorite number 69
Favorite shape triangle
Favorite type of milk fatty
What shirt ur wearing naked
What pants ur wearing naked
What jewlery ur wearing naked
What sneakers ur wearing naked!
What computer u have gateway
What color is ur computer grey
How long u think it took me to make this how long did the jews live with oil? i think thats the real question asshole
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Television:

queer eye for the straight guy and UFC

Books:

Harry Potter

Heroes:

Abraham Lincoln

My Blog

the world has become a bunch of posers

you know what, in society "weed smokers" used to be cool, cuz they were all non conformists and shit. g town is pissing me off. everyone does it now. its fucking getting to me. people that do it are s...
Posted by I officially hate myself on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST

life

you know the saying "lifes a bitch" you know what it is. theres fuckin nothing you can do about it too. you can either be lucky and live a happy life, or just grow old and eventually die. i mean its t...
Posted by I officially hate myself on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST