Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass)

About Me

I am just a man, a father, a husband, and a son. I believe in many of the old fashion values and traditions, but I am never bound by them. I am flexible yet strong. I may bend, but I will never break.My words of advice to everyone is: "It is better to die on your feet then to live on your knees.""It is better to die for something than to live for nothing.""Live your life, do the things you have always wanted to do and die without regreat."..
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My Interests

All Martial Arts, MMA.The 17 Time World Champs The Boston Celtics!(Kids Slide Show)Kimono Pics:(Our 2007) Good Old Dilbert..Sailor Slideshow:

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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% The Flash 85% Iron Man 85% Hulk 80% Green Lantern 80% Catwoman 80% Superman 75% Batman 60% Robin 60% Wonder Woman 55% Supergirl 50% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Bruce Lee so he could kick my ass. I'd like to meet Jesus Christ so he could save me. Then I'd like to meet Satan, so all three of us could kick hiss ass!..A REAL Patriot, President John McCain:
You scored as Captain America, Captain America represents the pinnacle of human physical perfection. He experienced a time when he was augmented to superhuman levels, but is no longer. Captain America has a very high intelligence as well as agility, strength, speed, endurance, and reaction time superior to any Olympic athlete who ever competed.

Captain America

80%

Mister Fantastic

75%

Iron Man

60%

Spider-Man

60%

Blade

55%

Wolverine

55%

The Hulk

40%

The Thing

25%
What Marvel Hero would you be (Version 2)?
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Music:

I like all kinds of music, but I am a Rock-N-Roll guy at heart.My Playlist.

You scored as Navy, Accerlerate your life with the U.S. Navy. Not only will you find the most advanced ships in the world in the Navy, but probably the most diverse way of life in all of the Armed Forces. You could visit foreign ports, work on naval fighters, or even spend your term undersea in one the nation's numerous submarines.

Navy

75%

Marines

64%

Air Force

54%

Coast Guard

46%

Army

46%
Which branch of the Military are you?
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Movies:

Enter The Dragon, Godfather, Taxi Driver, Full Metal Jacket.My Movie Reviews.
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Television:

Favorite Television Shows: O'Reilly Factor, Family Guy, 24, CSI, and a lot of Documentaries (History, NGO, TLC). Ukemi

Books:

Favorite Books: Culture Warior, "Bill O'Reilly" Art Of Wat "Sun Tsu" My Life Fighting "Chuck Lidell"

Heroes:

Bruce Lee Is the closest thing I ever had to a Real Hero. There was no one better...... PERIOD!Check out the Mick Experience........ !

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My Blog

Going Back To Cali

Well, it's been 3 short years in Japan. My tour is over and I will be headed back to beautiful San Diego, CA. I have had a fan-fucking-tastic time here in Okinawa and I am going to miss it dearly. So ...
Posted by Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass) on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:31:00 PST

What The Bush Haters Don’t Want You To Know.

John Glenn said... This should make you think a little: ; ...
Posted by Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass) on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:14:00 PST

Comming To America

Yes, I have been away for a long time. About 2 1/2 years to be exact. Being in the Military is not always easy, but it's a sacrafice not everybody has the testicular fortitude to do. I have been in Ja...
Posted by Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass) on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:50:00 PST

Aliens and Politicians

Some of you may recall on July 8, l947, witnesses claimed that an Unidentified Flying Object, with five aliens aboard, crashed into a sheep herd on a ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This...
Posted by Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass) on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:16:00 PST

More on Not Marying Career Women.

(I decided to re post a reply comment to one of my favorite blog topics. A couple of months ago a guy who works for Forbes magazine wrote an article on "Not to marry Career women". It got a big hoopla...
Posted by Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass) on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

More Mick Poetry - Bullet

More original poetry by The Mick. BULLET CREDIT CARDS MAXED, PAYCHECKS OVER TAXED, CREDITORS ON MY BACK, AND I CAN'T RELAX! I'LL GIVE YOU THE FACTS, MY BOSS IS ...
Posted by Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass) on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:26:00 PST

I Got Jokes (Dirty Joke Page)

I Got Jokes MICK'S DIRTY JOKES PAGE... A priest is teaching a young alter boy how to swim one day and the boy says, "Father, will I realy sink if you take your finger out?" How can you tell if an Ir...
Posted by Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass) on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:45:00 PST

Funny as Hell

Good old Weird Al does it again...Posted By:ScottmanGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass) on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:15:00 PST

Don't Marry Career Women

http://www.forbes.com/opinions/2006/08/23/Marriage-Careers-D ivorce_cx_mn_land.html Ok, an article on forbes.com was recently published and the response was less than favorable. The article opene...
Posted by Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass) on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:04:00 PST

The Code Of Conduct

Words to live by. God Bless America I I am an American, fighting in the forces which guard my country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense. III will never surr...
Posted by Johnny Mac (The Worlds Largest Can Of Whoopass) on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:09:00 PST