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Chris Von Creepy

You might be surprised to see that I dont really care.

About Me

Howdy,Im Chris.I live in Glassport.So that explains alot.Lets just say....."Kinda shy untill you get to know me type,into cheesy movies,music and other forms of lowbrow lo-fi entertainment seeks others into same".I like horror movies:all eras.Im very open to all music,unless it sucks and makes me feel dirty(not in a good way).I prefer nude photography from the 50's-60's more than hardcore pink Hustler type pics.It would also help if you were really cute and had no expectations of a good looking man being into the stuff I am.

My Interests

Movies,HORROR MOVIES!!!!,filmmaking in all its many forms and glories,music,books(reading...WOW!!!),comics,burlesque performers,pinups,horror,cemetaries,the deep dark woods,oldschool strippers,horror,zombies,cats,dogs,Ed Wood,Vampira,Tor Johnson,Old school horror actors and actresses,The Aztec Mummy,Santo,John Waters,getting a truly great kiss,more tattoos than laws allow,Famous Monsters Of Filmland,Rue Morgue,pain and suffering,happiness and joy,baby puppies and sunshine,Jesus,Satan,model kits,DVD collections,monster masks,old school Rock N Roll,beer,vodka,monster toys,kung fu movies,a womans feet,fetish stuff,chicks that wear glasses,horror,cartoons,old movies...blah,blah.......did I mention I like horror?

I'd like to meet:

People with lower self esteem than me.Girls that like blood,gore,suffering and cheesy rubber monsters.Pinup models.Old school strippers.No-nonsense types thatll make me feel like 32.98.Actors.Actresses.Filmmakers.Makeup peeps.Fill in the rest._________,__________,________,____,____,_______, _______ and finally________!!!!

Music:

ROCK!ROCK!ROCK!,horror metal,horror punk,horror music in general,rockabilly,psychobilly,old halloween music,movie soundtracks,porno soundtracks,goth,punk,polkas!!! For further examples...check out the bands I have on my friends list...that'll help...

Movies:

You can say I have a thing for horror movies in general!!!But I dig anything that dosent insult my intelligence.

Television:

Cheesy sitcoms,Family Guy,Simpsons,South Park,The Its Alive Show,My Name is Earl,Da Ali G Show,CSI type stuff,documentries,Seinfeld,Action,Dexter,Spaced,Adult Swim programming,the news.

Books:

Everything everyone has ever written.

Heroes:

To quote a friend...A hero aint nutting but a sandwich.

My Blog

My geek badge is ripped from my blouse...

I liked Spiderman 3. Does that make me bad?
Posted by Chris Von Creepy on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

Caltiki

Im watching Caltiki The Immortal Monster. Mario Bava had a lot to do with it,even though his name isnt on it. Its really cool,once again proving American filmmakers couldnt handle making a movie about...
Posted by Chris Von Creepy on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

Lisa Simpson was right...

Why is it that a person who is well liked,a good person,has a job,pays his bills and taxes and seemingly intelligent always feel depressed? I make graphs.A lot of graphs.
Posted by Chris Von Creepy on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:59:00 PST

LADIES DRINK FREE!!!!...8pm to 10 pm...

You know ladies.... If I had a car,a better job,a better body,nicer teeth...Id probably still dissapoint you. In a few weeks,Im turning 34.FUCK....that makes me ill just thinking.And Ive been alone ...
Posted by Chris Von Creepy on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:06:00 PST