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Jesus Crisis

O Thor, Krush me with your mighty hammer!

About Me

My new music!

My Interests

My music and noise projects:http://www.digitizenature.com http://www.noiseprojects.com

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Prince, Kobain, Can, 'Pet Sounds'-ish, walls of sound, Jim The Monkees, The fuckin Kinks, O'Rourke, 'OK Computer', 'Kid A', Beck, Q-Tip, Adrian Belew, Bowie, Philip Glass, Sunny Day Real Estate, Grizzly Bear, Psychic Ills, Beach House, Nick Drake (the poor bastard), Elliot Smith (the poor bastard), Magnetic Fields, Palace Music, David Byrne, Thriller, Jeff Buckley (the poor bastard), Lauryn Hill, Modest Mouse's 'The Lonesome Crowded West'...

Movies:

Crispin Glover!, Alien, Baraka, Happiness, Akira Kurasawa's Dreams, OldBoy, Back to the Future, The Last Waltz, Good Fellas, Standing In the Shadows of Motown, Harold & Maude, Kieslowski's 3-color joints, the Piano.

Television:

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Books:

1984, Ray Bradbury, KV's 'Cat's Cradle', Twain is funny, Lovecraft is creepy, Hemmingwaaaayyyy, Raymond Carver, Heinlein, Iain Banks's 'The Wasp Factory', Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov, 'Fear & Loathing', JK's 'Into the Wild', Jung, Thich Nhat Hanh, RB's 'Trailerpark', PA's 'Oracle Night'.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Jedi

Intent Shun   I was riding in a shuttle from one job site to another with some of my new coworkers and someone said, "&knock on wood." Then the guy next to me knocked on the door of the van. That...
Posted by Jesus Crisis on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST

oh fuck!

About a month ago, maybe two months ago, I woke with a stabbing pain in my left ear. It was one of those situations where you know going to work is not an optionyou can sense that something serious i...
Posted by Jesus Crisis on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:29:00 PST

Candy-ass

A couple quick points: 1) Thanks for the warm reception and synergy at our show last night. I was having fun up there even if you weren't (Tron. Yes, I saw you and appreciated you not talking to ...
Posted by Jesus Crisis on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:35:00 PST

crying femme, FUCK

I'm working at the circulation desk tonight when this woman comes up to check some books out. She's a lady I chat with every once in a while, she lives in the women's shelter on 2nd street, pretty nic...
Posted by Jesus Crisis on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST

Life Lessons from The Ultimate Warrior

This is a long one, so I'll highlight the "best" parts. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  As you probably don't know, I've joined the gym across the stree...
Posted by Jesus Crisis on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

The origin of my dementia?

     I've never really wondered why I have an irrepressible ass fetish or an obsession with mythology and the End of the World or an attraction to highly-dangerous animals (you?), ...
Posted by Jesus Crisis on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

I wrote a poem on my way to work.

I think its genius speaks for itself:   A: Honkey Tonk? B: No, Donkey Kong. A: Hokey Pokey? B: No, Pokey Honkey! No, wait: Okey Donkey!     Of course the pills helped......
Posted by Jesus Crisis on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:26:00 PST

Kosmik Aikido

The tables have turned, the Black Horse is on the mount, but not to worry. Dark may overtake light, light may have a fighting chance, but never you mind. I look to (sometimes impersonate) the Trickste...
Posted by Jesus Crisis on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:40:00 PST

Jim Morrison, Jedis, Shamans

You've seen the way a school of fish swarms in such striking coordination, based on real-time reactions to each other's electrical fields, as well as to the Collective electrical field. The end result...
Posted by Jesus Crisis on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST

befuddled

You know that feeling you get when you're proud of yourself for something you did, but you're also dreadfully ashamed? That's been happening a lot lately in my life. I got kicked out of The Rock and R...
Posted by Jesus Crisis on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:53:00 PST