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Mark Wooding

I am here for Networking

About Me

My enemies describe me in colorful but pejorative terms. My friends don't describe me, because they are kind, and because they don't want to lie.

On my website, I try to add a humorous blurb daily.

My website: http://www.markjameswooding.com
If you find my little humorous items interesting and you'd like to keep up with the new headlines, you can subscribe to my MySpace blog, or to my RSS feed at http://www.markjameswooding.com/rss.xml.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God (eventually; I'm in no hurry); Socrates; Jesus; Buddha; Lao Tzu; Confucius; Thomas Jefferson; Benjamin Franklin; Shakira; (Not necessarily in that order)

My Blog

Janitor Admits To Extramarital Affair

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Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:54:00 GMT

Jokes

I’m in the process of switching computers, so I may not have any new stories until Monday.  Here’s a few jokes from an old joke book.******************************"It was terrible, Mo...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:59:00 GMT

Man Finds Time In A Bottle

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Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:22:00 GMT

Horse Challenges Cow For Vegetarian Party Nomination

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Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:17:00 GMT

Cow Announces Candidacy For President

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Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:21:00 GMT

Alien Lands In Times Square

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Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:49:00 GMT

Preacher Claims Oreo Cookies Are Racist

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Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:45:00 GMT

Is Actors Strike Real Or Just An Act?

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Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:58:00 GMT

Criminals Tremble As Wonder Woman Hits Menopause

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Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:58:00 GMT

Skunk Festival Held In Stinkton, Virginia

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Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:07:00 GMT