Johnny Angel

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Johnny
Birthday: Sept 2nd.
Birthplace: The City That Never Sleeps, NY, NY
Current Location: In the swamps of Lou-easy-easy-anna
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Jet Black
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Under-Handed
Your Heritage: Guinea/Mic slang for Italian/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Motorcycle Boots
Your Weakness: A woman's beautiful Face and Ass. so I can watch her, Come and GO.
Your Fears: Chocolate
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything from Cafe' Nino - NOLA
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Beating a Vegas Casino slot machine...without the hammer.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I? and WHO the hell are YOU?
Your Best Physical Feature: It MUST be my right leg, cause my dog is always humping it..! But..it must NOT be too pretty...cause he always has his eyes closed as he's humping it...!
Your Bedtime: After my massage with the "Happy Ending"
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget
Pepsi or Coke: Barque's and A&W root beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: PORT OF CALL- here in NOLA
Single or Group Dates: Groups...Beth, Diane, Jenn, Leslie, Faith, Nicole, Ashley...etc...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bourbon
Chocolate or Vanilla: Dark Chocolate with a touch of rasberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Expresso...Double Shot
Do you Smoke: Only during Sex
Do you Swear: Only during Sex,
Do you Sing: Only at work
Do you Shower Daily: Only when I work
Have you Been in Love: Some say Love is like a lottery..BullShit..A lottery you can WIN once in a while! But I can look at a girl and tell what kind of a pass she's going to have.
Do you want to go to College: In College I had a balanced diet, A beer in each hand.
Do you want to get Married: My wife and I were happy for 25 years...Then We met..! I came home early from work and found my friend in bed with my wife. I said, Luigi, I HAVE to...But YOU?
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in the Trinity; ME, Myself, and I
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: I like my mirror. Even though it never lies, it just cracks up from time to time
Are you a Health Freak: Of, Course *Cough* I *Cough* Am..*sniff* ,*sniff*, *Cough*
Do you get along with your Parents: They moved one day while I was in school...Still can't locate them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if there's lightening with it.
Do you play an Instrument: does a Geiger counter, count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink
In the past month have you Smoked: No...I like to DEEP FRY.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: My manager told me, "Johnny, don't use drugs as a crutch." A crutch is something that helps you walk, drugs are like the steps I didn't see. (lifted and altered slightly from...Mitch Hedberg..thanks Mitch..!)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I recently signed up with a dating service, but I quit when they matched me up with my wife!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The last time I went I asked the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push me around in it.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Chocolate Chip and pecans
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes..three day old sushi...smelled a little funny though
In the past month have you been on Stage: MY life is a stage....and Y'all are my audience
In the past month have you been Dumped: N/A
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only while in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Well, I think of it as Pilfering jokes..Not stealing them.
Ever been Drunk: The other night I was so drunk I couldn't walk...So I took my car...!.
Ever been called a Tease: Ha...a few times..BUT..I always PLEASE in the end...
Ever been Beaten up: yeah..the last Gal I teased...
Ever Shoplifted: Only for food...for the neighborhood cats
How do you want to Die: Definately, NOT on stage!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Rebel WITH a cause.
What country would you most like to Visit: Red China & Black Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blood shot
Favourite Hair Color: Redheads, Blondes, Brunettes..I'm very picky that way
Short or Long Hair: Either one
Height: 5'2" to 6'2"
Weight: 100lbs to 130lbs
Best Clothing Style: Anything with a gridle underneath...to keep an unfortunate condition from spreading.
Number of Drugs I have taken: A drug addict was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for the usage of drugs." The druggie says "HELL YEAH...let's get started!"
Number of CDs I own: a boxful
Number of Piercings: NONE..never will
Number of Tattoos: I have a $10. bill tattooed on my dick. When I get excited it turns into $1,000. I Love to watch my money grow....!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I've had a few, but then again...too few to mention.

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