Dear Mr. Sawyer,
You don't know who I am, but I know who you are and I know what you done. You had sex with my mother and then you stole my Dad's money all away so he got angry and he killed my mother and then he killed himself too. All I know is your name, but one of these days I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna give you this letter so you remember what you done to me. You killed my parents, Mr. Sawyer.
I suggest you take moment and gander at these words. Don't worry, I'm going to keep it short and sweet. There's going to be a few rules for this here profile from now on.
Do NOT add this profile as a friend without reading the blog titled "Disclaimer" and fully understanding it.
Do not leave a comment about how "hot" or "sexy" I am. You think I don't know that? You're only making yourself look like a silly little sixth grader.
Do not repost someone else's graphic as an excuse to leave me a comment, especially if it's risque. When I want to see unoriginal or dirty images, I read Playboy.
Do not try to roleplay with me as a character from some TV show. You're only revealing yourself to be fat, desperate, or another silly little sixth grader.
Most importantly, do not forget that I attract all ages of people. Keep it clean and use proper grammar or I'll show you the proper way to clean someone's clock.
Do NOT post ANYTHING that could be construed in ANY way as a SPOILER. Not everyone who reads this profile ruins the show by reading spoilers.
