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David

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I can tell if you are the creamiest, but it is a long and intense process. The three most important things to remember when cooking naked are; never drop a knife, never drain boiling water and pasta between your toes, and baccon greese splatters! I have knowledge of many things inane, give excellent long and deep massages, know enough about good wine to get by, cook well, and love to be outside. To me, most cities are just big buildings, no nature and all stress. And if you pull on a lions tail, man, you better be able to run fast! Unless the lion is dead, in which case you are just one sick puppy.

My Interests

red wine, rock climbing, MY universe, being the king of Pez, snowboarding, cooking, EATING (sushi, Thai, Italian...), rock climbing, wild sweaty... more on that later, the Make-A-Wish foundation, hiking, liberals, hippies, kindness, nature, hiking, camping, beautiful words, lust...

I'd like to meet:

very bad people, who like to do very bad things. People who know how to separate work from the fun stuff in life. If you love your job, I am a little jealous. I think there is a lot more to life than partying every night and spending your days recovering. I think honesty and openness are crucial in any relationship. But if you lie and cheat, you probably would not tell me anyway...

Music:

James Brown, Kool & the Gang, Tribe Called Quest, John Digweed, James Zabiela, Cass, Tyrant, Karl Denson, John Scofield, Moe, Widespread Panic, Phish, Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Doors, Beatles, Parliament, Miles Davis, Charlotte Church, Thelonious Monk, your momma, Jimmy Cliff, Bob Marley and so many more.

Movies:

Rashamon, usual suspects, Blade Runner, Buffalo '66, 5th Element, Dark Crystal, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Monty Python Holy Grail, Great Muppet Caper, Shawshank Redemption, Akira, Big, Pulp Fiction, Shogun, Amelie, Y Tu Mama, History of the World, Star Trek (all of them, even the crappy new ones), Star Wars (only the first three), Space Balls, An Inconvenient Truth

Television:

Yes, I have two.

Books:

Jack Kerouac, Franz Kafka, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, The Odyssey, Hemingway, Dr. Seuss, Curious George, On the Road, Confederacy of Dunces, Of Men & Mountains, Crime and Punishment, anything by John McPhee, Where's Waldo, Into the Wild, the phone book, your diary, Douglas Adams

Heroes:

Mahatma Ghandi, Joe Simpson (Touching the Void),

My Blog

random old words

When the world is ringing and shaking and skies are falling out of the ground, and the stars are all shooting and gliding with comets and quasars, infinity begins below the nothingness. My thoughts ar...
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Leonardo

"Read me, o reader, if you delight in me, because they are very rare the times that I am reborn into the world. Because the patience of such a profession is found in few who wish to recompose anew sim...
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beware

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

much

I am not sure that a travel electro shock therapy machine is a standard issue party accessory. I could claim many things. For example, I invented the toaster. I invented the word is as well. Bef...
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How smart are you?

http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/ My IQ score is 136 "Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that ca...
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST