i like to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee and draw and paint and be really fucking retarded. lately, i haven't been all too interesting. i read a shit ton of useless books and my mind is filled with all kinds of tidbits from my days of being a library clerk. i am also interested in seeing what married life will be like. at this time, i have been married for six months. i also enjoy talking to crazy, crazy people. you know, the kind that usually should be avoided at all costs. i also like watching cartoons. oh, the cartoons i've seen!
i guess that i would like to meet people who have something important to say and that can change the world to make it a better place filled with flowers butterflies and maybe monkies that could dress in tuxedos and serve everyone drinks and little sausages on toothpicks all the time and they would also have to wear a monacle to affect a true feeling of civility. yeah, those are the kind of people that i would like to meet.
against me, fantomas, boards of canada, cannibal ox, at the drive-in, j-live, mr. bungle, jim o'rourke, ween, dianogah, ruins, maserati, mars volta, lightening bolt, don caballero, mercury program, secret chiefs three, rush, stereolab, captain beefheart, trans am, yo la tengo, tom waits, rec one, holtzclaw, anything def jux really, sufjan stevens, wilco, fugazi, bogden raczinsky (however the fuck you spell that), my friend josh's random keyboard drum programming sputterings, zombi, voice in the wire, blackheart procession, sparta
big lebowski (phone's ringin' dude!), beyond the valley of the dolls (you shall drink the black sperm of my vengeance!), dead alive (your mother ate my dog!), cemetary man (naagi!), they live (i came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum!), big trouble in little china (you play your cards right, you live to talk about it!), texas chainsaw massacre (you're just the cook!), blue velvet (baby wants to fuck!)
i only watch cartoon network. that's right, i'm that fucking cool!!!
dude, if it ain't a comic book with the pitchers and all that shit, then i don't read it.
the person who invented the toilets that flush themselves! i always hated touching those handles that you know that everyone was aiming at with all of their pissings and the such.