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this isn't who you are looking for

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About Me

i like lots of fun stuff! fun things like comic books and reading comic books and drawing comic books and talking to people about comic books. i only work one crappy job (soon to be none!) where people throw rocks at me all day. i play the guitar and the bass guitar. i hang out with my wife samantha a lot and try to convince her to let me draw naked pictures of her. next month i will be moving somewhere, but i am not sure to where yet.

My Interests

i like to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee and draw and paint and be really fucking retarded. lately, i haven't been all too interesting. i read a shit ton of useless books and my mind is filled with all kinds of tidbits from my days of being a library clerk. i am also interested in seeing what married life will be like. at this time, i have been married for six months. i also enjoy talking to crazy, crazy people. you know, the kind that usually should be avoided at all costs. i also like watching cartoons. oh, the cartoons i've seen!

I'd like to meet:

i guess that i would like to meet people who have something important to say and that can change the world to make it a better place filled with flowers butterflies and maybe monkies that could dress in tuxedos and serve everyone drinks and little sausages on toothpicks all the time and they would also have to wear a monacle to affect a true feeling of civility. yeah, those are the kind of people that i would like to meet.

Music:

against me, fantomas, boards of canada, cannibal ox, at the drive-in, j-live, mr. bungle, jim o'rourke, ween, dianogah, ruins, maserati, mars volta, lightening bolt, don caballero, mercury program, secret chiefs three, rush, stereolab, captain beefheart, trans am, yo la tengo, tom waits, rec one, holtzclaw, anything def jux really, sufjan stevens, wilco, fugazi, bogden raczinsky (however the fuck you spell that), my friend josh's random keyboard drum programming sputterings, zombi, voice in the wire, blackheart procession, sparta

Movies:

big lebowski (phone's ringin' dude!), beyond the valley of the dolls (you shall drink the black sperm of my vengeance!), dead alive (your mother ate my dog!), cemetary man (naagi!), they live (i came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum!), big trouble in little china (you play your cards right, you live to talk about it!), texas chainsaw massacre (you're just the cook!), blue velvet (baby wants to fuck!)

Television:

i only watch cartoon network. that's right, i'm that fucking cool!!!

Books:

dude, if it ain't a comic book with the pitchers and all that shit, then i don't read it.

Heroes:

the person who invented the toilets that flush themselves! i always hated touching those handles that you know that everyone was aiming at with all of their pissings and the such.

My Blog

a holiday note...

remember, even if you think that things cannot under any circumstances get any worse, they can and usually will. no christmas miracle yet, still waiting, merry fucking christmas to the rest of you....
Posted by this isn't who you are looking for on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a parade in my honour!!!

right now, it is kicking ass outside with a rather large and unexpected snowblast. i love it. no one is coming into the library because of it. good stuff. last night, i had a bunch of really shitty dr...
Posted by this isn't who you are looking for on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nobody reads these fuckers anyway!

shit, yesterday i became a godfather to my nephew. i went to the catholic church and answered yes to all of the questions even though i am not a catholic. i then held the small child whilst the pries...
Posted by this isn't who you are looking for on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

maybe, maybe, maybe...

maybe i am going to korea...maybe i am not going to korea...maybe the army will be sending me to korea...maybe they will not...what a fucking mess. well, surprisingly enough, samantha is getting sent ...
Posted by this isn't who you are looking for on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

late last night...

i finished the book battle royale last night and i must say that my ass has been thoroughly kicked by it's japanese goodness. long live shuya and noriko!!!
Posted by this isn't who you are looking for on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happy thanksgiving for everyone!

hmmm... so thanksgiving was a definite experience this year for sure. it was the first that my wife and i got to spend together. the first ever. and, i must say that they can only get better from now...
Posted by this isn't who you are looking for on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

read this or you will die...

the other day at work, some guy told me not to work to hard and then told me to remember that work is a four letter word. what the hell does that mean? anyone? i am not sure, but i know that it makes ...
Posted by this isn't who you are looking for on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

at work i am an awesome dude!!

i am tired at work right at this moment. people keep coming up to me and asking me to do things...i do not feel like doing things. especially for other people. people. people. as of late, i have been...
Posted by this isn't who you are looking for on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucking christ!

well, it's been a long time since that i wrote anything in this shitting space. i'm not sure why...i really haven't had much time or much that i wanted to say, yet here i am. writing to god knows who...
Posted by this isn't who you are looking for on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another life's work moment!

well, as i have said before, i work in a building that is full of mentally handicapp-ed peoples all wandering about and drooling on one another. it is interesting to say the least. it kind of puts th...
Posted by this isn't who you are looking for on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST