As of November 4, I have gone to 85 concerts since January 1st, 2007. Yet I still hear, "Dude, where have you been?" Hmm. I wonder.
The cruel deity who "intelligently designed" a body that responds to your accidentally bitten inner cheek or lip with swelling that just makes you bite the cheek or lip more. That's retarded and someone needs to tell Him that.
I'm excited to have my audiophile turntable back from repair so I can listen to Wild Man Steve comedy albums.
Some of the D's in my music collection: Dag Nasty; Dangerfield, Rodney; Darkthrone; Dead Can Dance; Death; Deathspell Omega; Debussy, Claude; Denver, John; Dickies; Die Kreuzen; Dissection; Don Caballero; Dr. Know, Drive Like Jehu-- (Bands I've been grateful to play drums for: Keep in Mind, Suede Fruit, Gription, Davenport, Vehicle Flips, Human Investment, Aus-Rotten, Alpha Control Group C, Arrivals & Departures, Model Homes, and now the new Brad and Tim and Mike metal band, ABYSME) -- (Bands I've been happy to roadie for: Hurl, Taking Pictures)
From now on, I will be listening intently for the Wilhelm Scream when I watch movies.
I got pretty indignant once when there was a John Denver category on Jeopardy and the contestants only got one correct answer.
The Encyclopedia of Bad Taste
Will Shortz and other puzzlemasters. Pitbull mixes that are good hikers and good snugglers. Musicians that don't believe in "songwriting."