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Darren (D.J.)

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About Me


You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?Well what about me? I go to work, I come home, go to the gym, go home, go to yoga, go home, go out with friends, go home, then back to the gym. I love living in Austin. Anything can happen here and most of the time it does. I dont think there is only one true great love in ones life. I think there are three. I had one when i was 19, one when I was 23, and I have the best one now. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm kinda a name brand whore. It it is made by Luis Vuitton, chances are i own it! Armani is my second home and with Austin getting the new Domain with a Tiffany's and Neiman Marcas...WATCH OUT!!!
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there.
For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing. Inside the Room of Your SoulMySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds

My Interests


You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?Soccer, baseball, UT football, even though I went to St Ed's, My friends, Dustin, Harley and Case, anything fun, working out, yoga, townlake, floating the river

I'd like to meet:


You Are an Orange Martini
Everyone's favorite drunk, you're fun, flirty, and charming.
Unfortunately, you often spark jealousy - and unintentionally start bar fights.

You should never: Drink and dial. You'll just end up with multiple booty calls at your door!

Your ideal party: Is huge and lively. You love to work a crowd.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Blueberry Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Dirty Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Darren J Maines
Birthday: 02/05/1978
Birthplace: San Antonio TX
Current Location: Austin TX
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown/Blond
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Hispanic and white boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue adidas kicks
Your Weakness: Dont have one
Your Fears: Fear is for people who have something to hide....I got nuthin
Your Perfect Pizza: Veggie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go Sky Dive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: OH DAMN WHO'S THAT!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Its a secret I'll show you later ;)
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass the hell out
Your Most Missed Memory: Um well if I am missing the memory, then how do i know what it was?
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Hello Fat...no thanx
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No Thanx
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends what mood i'm in
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, duh
Do you Smoke: Only when I drink
Do you Swear: Only when I'm awake
Do you Sing: Like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: eww yes
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: Done and done
Do you want to get Married: no thanx i'm good
Do you belive in yourself: I would hope so
Do you get Motion Sickness: wimp...NO
Do you think you are Attractive: yep
Are you a Health Freak: pretty close
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yes
Do you play an Instrument: play a few, cuz i'm cool like dat
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahahaha yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yes smoked a lot of stuff ;)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Several
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: daily
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hells to the yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes always seem to get naked when i'm drunk
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no I can afford it thanx ghetto
Ever been Drunk: only Wed - Sunday of every week
Ever been called a Tease: nope i'm pretty easy
Ever been Beaten up: no everyone loves me
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Im not ever going to die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A real like pimp with my own set of bitches and everything. That does come with a big pink hat right?
What country would you most like to Visit: Been to all the ones I wanted to go to
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: brown/blond
Short or Long Hair: either as long as its clean
Height: 5'8 - 6'6
Weight: 120 - 200
Best Clothing Style: Fashion savy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Dunno a lot
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 And you all know his name

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Music:

Jack Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong at Stubbs for the Gnarls Barkly concert. I worked out with them at Lances gym earlier in the day!!! What character from 'Will & Grace' are you?
You are Karen!

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Movies:

I like action movies, chick flicks...ok and yes I cried when we watched the Notebook....dont judge me you heartless bastards. Horror movies too, but really I pick bad movies. FYI never let me pick the movie because its gonna suck.
Your Pimp Name Is...
Backdoor Bling What's Your Pimp Name?

Television:

The OC duh, The Hills, That 70's Show, My Super Sweet 16, Nip Tuck, Hero's, WorkoutWHAT THE HELL!!!!
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

Books:

I like books with lots of pictures, pop up books are my fave!! Look im cute and popular I dont have to be smart. ;P

Heroes:

Im sorry..did you call me a balla?!? Yeah you can say that again!

My Blog

Riddle me this

Ok, so if anyone saw me out last night, please tell me what the happened.  I dont know why I think it necessary to go out during the week, even though it was a fabulous VIP party, and proceed to ...
Posted by Darren (D.J.) on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:46:00 PST