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(DISCLAIMER: None of this matters and/or is real...) I am the most objective person I know, a creature of logic. Chances are, I've been there, done that. This is why I do not judge or fear, anything. Go ahead and test me. Just be sure not to be the one who dissapoints me by hesitating to sit shotgun with me, as we ride that rollercoaster together. Bring it. I love free, and hate just as fiercely. Show me who you are and I'll accept that. Hide from me, just as well. I can only work with what this life is willing to give me. I won't beg, but instead I am very generous with myself. Unless, of course, you give me reason not to be: hypocrisy, cowardice, and greed, or shadows of such. If I have to choose sides, I choose the one that doesn't cross me. I am quick to anger and slow to cool. "Push a glacier, stand in the way of lava; see what happens. I am lava, I am glacier."... Use care when treading on me... Life, I live as an experiment, with the mind of a scientist. Perhaps the only reason I haven't commited suicide: You may die at any time, for any reason; but as far as we know, you only live once. So why not give it go until you expire? And why not explore every unknown while you're at it? Crisp, clean, logical. We as frail humans do not have the luxury of time to be afraid. Fear is our greatest enemy. The maker of all our insecurities. I choose not to fear. Want to tag along?... What I have learned in life is that there is one universal equation that will lead to fulfillment: timing is everything + don't get greedy. Keep in mind that the only things that are real are the emotions we feel and the relationships we share with one another. And one more thing: LET GO. It's the greatest feeling in the world...br/DRUNKEN NINJA!...
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My Interests

Being naked. Ben and Jerry's icecream. Chemistry. Cirque du Soleil. Cosmology. Dancing. Elite automobiles. Elite motorcycles. Foriegn languages. Industrial music. Isle of Man TT. Making love to my beautiful Leslie. Mathematics. MotoGP. Motorcycle road racing. Movies at the theater. Musical composition. My Leslie. Piano. Physics. Sailing. Salvia Divinorum: the porthole to the Gates of Hell. Sex. Shamanism. String instruments. Survival Horror video games, namely the Silent Hill series. Thai Boxing. The paranormal. Theology. Unconventional warfare. Unfamiliar destinations. Voyeurism. World History. Writing.

I'd like to meet:

God. Jesus Christ. Monica Belucci. Shakira. Anne Hathaway. The man who inspired Paula Cole's "Feelin' Love". The man who inspired Shakira's "No", so I can shake his hand, then punch him. Ronan Harris. Nicky Haden. Valentino Rossi. Trent Reznor. Anne Rice. Robert Hunt. Siddhartha Gautama. William Wallace. Sparticus. Salah al-Din. Vlad III Dracula. Alexander III. Garry McCoy. Tony Jaa. Muhammad Ali. Leonidas. Christian Bale. Lucifer. The Antichrist. They make this box entirely too big...br/!!!I'D RATHER BE RACING MOTORCYCLES!!! INTRODUCING THE FASTEST MEN, ON THE FASTEST BIKES, IN THE WORLD...
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AND ANY OF YOU JIVE TURKEYS WANT TO START TALKING SMACK WITH ME, HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF HOW I'LL HANDLE YOUR ASS. AND THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. POLICE OFFICER... Vader

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Music:

VNV Nation; there is no other... Good music should SOUND the way it FEELS to f$ck a beautiful woman, and bring her crashing to orgasm at your command, be it physical, mental, spiritual, or the holy trinity itself. The dizzying heights of the capacity that is human, and what that SOUNDS like... Of course, anything else that I deem "good", is. (Remember, I'm the most objective person I know.)

Movies:

I've got a top podium for you: Donnie Darko, Man on Fire, and third place is shared by Fight Club, Legends of the Fall, and The Last Samurai, until further notice. Sense a trend?... You're so smart. Of course, all other movies that I deem "good".

Television:

Adult Swim. Discovery Channel. HBO. History Channel. National Geographic Channel. Playboy Channel. Speed Channel. TLC.

Books:

Most anything by Anne Rice or Stephen Hawking. Wild at Heart. Captivating.

Heroes:

Spawn. Predator. Luke and Bo Duke. Xander Crews (a.k.a. Awsome X). "Fast" Eddie McClintock. Ronan Harris... ...and if you know who this is, you know too much already.

My Blog

...And when the Sun set, it was then, He could see the billions of suns that superceded it...

When it happened, I wondered if it would come to this& For that has always been the arrangement: When the child comes, Canaan would step down& Then there was no child. Empty, a...
Posted by Canaan on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:26:00 PST

Hold...

They called it a "blighted ovum"& But she felt movement. There was a heartbeat& And now that flame has been reabsorbed into the fire& Came and gone, from and to a place that I am still not familiar wi...
Posted by Canaan on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:39:00 PST

I am the face...

&of Devery Haircare. Hey y'all, I've got some more great news that I want to share: Last week was the kickoff of deveryhaircare.com. Devery Haircare is a hair and body product l...
Posted by Canaan on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:01:00 PST

We are with child...

We are with child... We're pregnant& We're getting married& Two things the world never expected to hear from me. Yet here I am, an expecting father, and soon-to-be husband. Her name ...
Posted by Canaan on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

Woman on Fire...

Think of it as a journal entry... The following is very real glimpse into the life of a friend. What she says, says it all. Take a moment, and understand. Will the wo...
Posted by Canaan on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:00:00 PST

The Burn

Eden. Eden is the name of a woman who has grown close to my heart, in recent months. Friend, confidant,& sleeping witch& Her life is rich in tragedy, and a smooth stone of perseveran...
Posted by Canaan on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:45:00 PST

I've heard that tune before...

So I recieve this message, a little while back: buy a bottle of GIRARD. its an old vine zin. Sit on your porch alone, drink it. and as you do, think upon the elements of desire. Because me and you. Le...
Posted by Canaan on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:48:00 PST

SCHMIGULLY-SCHMUCK: Advice!

So I receive this message a while back: I'll be the student you be the teacher.... Body: So I have this good friend named Daniel. Very sweet, super sexy/self employed bad boy. Any...
Posted by Canaan on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:53:00 PST

Part IV...

It had been too long since I'd seen my best friend George. He had a new job and a new place; it was time I caught up with the life and times of my alpha-brother. Austin; still the unrivale...
Posted by Canaan on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

Part III

Yes, again& I just can't seem to stay away from Vegas& Actually, I am starting to get a little bored with it. I figure I'll be taking one more trip, for a very specific reason, befor...
Posted by Canaan on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:35:00 PST