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Stephen aka *House Kat*

YOU'RE NEVER BORED, IF YOU'RE NEVER BORING!

About Me

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID, DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT FOLLOWING YOU !!!!!!I HAVE A CLEAR CONSCIENCE, ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE A BAD MEMORY!!!..
Myspace LayoutsIF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, SKYDIVING IS NOT FOR YOU!!!IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DOES, IT'S HOW YOU DOES IT!TWO GUYS WALK INTO A BAR.....WHICH IS PRETTY STUPID CONSIDERING YOU WOULD THINK THE SECOND GUY WOULD HAVE SEEN IT!I FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T DRINK, 'CAUSE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING...THAT'S THE BEST THEY'RE GOING TO FEEL ALL DAY!IF YOU LIKE TRULY AUTHENTIC MEXICAN FOOD, YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS PLACE IF YOU ARE EVER IN THE AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!Remember This!!SOME WEIRD PLACES TO GO!!!I INTEND TO LIVE FOREVER - SO FAR, SO GOOD!WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH, TWICE?IT'S A SMALL WORLD, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO PAINT IT!EVERYWHERE IS WALKING DISTANCE IF YOU HAVE THE TIME!I WAS SAD I HAD NO SHOES UNTIL I MET A MAN WHO HAD NO FEET!I SPILLED SPOT REMOVER ON MY DOG...NOW HE'S GONE!I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE IT WITH MY OWN!

My Interests

Optical Illusion #1Optical Illusion #2I Call It OUCH Street!OOOPS!..... Someone lost their keys!!!I Love Fast Women!!!Jumping: Off Buildings, Off Cliffs, Off Bridges, Out of perfectly good Airplanes, Up and Down. Gravity is Over-Rated!

I'd like to meet:

SophieSadeClairAishwaryaMeganKateCarlyLakanaThe Dalai LamaHughGummoThe (Real) Family GuyRAUL IS A CHICKEN FUCKER

Music:

"DANCING IS A PERPENDICULAR EXPRESSION OF A HORIZONTAL DESIRE"MY POSSE!!!!!

Movies:

BEAUTIFUL GIRLSTHE BURMUDA DEPTHSIT'S ALL GONE PETE TONGBARAKAWET HOT AMERICAN SUMMERBOURNE IDENTITYRONINBREATHLESS

Television:

HHOF

Books:

Cat In The Hat

Heroes:

.. .. ......Ayrton Senna, Greg Moore, Steven Wright, Hugh Hefner (For Obvious Reasons!), James Dean, Vladislov Tretiak, Stewie Gilligan Griffin and the guy who wrote the article on this page:http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/justin/6-19-05.htmP .S. Nascar Lovers Should Not Read This, You'll Probably Shit Your Pants And Wake Up Your Sister!EVERYBODY NEEDS A GOOD LEI!!!!!I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTSCURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT, BUT FOR A WHILE, I WAS A SUSPECT!!!YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, I WAS A BEAUTIFUL BABY!!!Just Working On The Patents. Should Be Available Soon!RAUL IS A PUNK ASS BITCH!!!