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Brian Chinaski

Stick your spoon in the wall & we'll slaughter them all...

About Me

e•gre•gious- 1. extraordinary in some bad way; glaring; flagrant: an egregious mistake; an egregious liar. 2. Archaic.distinguished or eminent. 3. Outside the herd.

Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You
can intelligently debate any topic from
theology, history, literature and philosphy...
though only while you're out of your skull on
booze.

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?

My Interests

Reading, writing, watching movies, Mickeys Fine Malt Liquor, fixing this damn computer, starting a cult, setting fire to the elderly, killing zombies, driving out demons, threatening to stab customers, stabbing customers...

I'd like to meet:

You! if you give me a dollar...

Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

Music:

WEEN!!! Unkown Hinson, Tom Waits, Clutch, The Unicorns, Violent Femmes, Type O Negative, Townes Van Zandt, Blood for Blood, Life Of Agony, Flamin Hellcats, Camper Van Beethoven, Rev. Horton Heat, DROPKICK MURPHEYS!!!!, Primus, Buckethead, Steve Burns, Bobby Darin, Radiohead, Johnny Cash, Jeff Buckley, Black Flag, Clutch, At the Drive In, Doors, Dangerous Olive & the Portable Buicks, Flaming Popes, Poison the Well, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Voltaire, Ramones, Bargain Music, Burden Brothers, Hank Williams III, DONKEY PUNCH, Janet Vodka, MC5, Go Betty Go, loves me some rockabilly, ska, old country, claasic rock, punk, and off the wall shit

Movies:

Big Lebowski (really anything by the Coen brothers), 25th Hour, Ed Wood, just about any zombie movie, Vanilla Sky, Henry Fool, Ladykillers, THINGS TO DO IN DENVER WHEN YOUR DEAD, Fear and Loathing, Donnie Darko, the Jacket, Moving, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Reservoir Dogs, Willard, Buffalo 66, Everything is illuminated, Chan-woo Park (Oldboy and a host of other badass korean films) MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE (worst movie ever made, I love it so)

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

Television:

Adult Swim, Millennium, Carpacalypse, Good Eats, History Channel

Books:

What I'm Reading Right Now One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Lamb
Old Favs Catcher in the Rye, Haunted, Choke (really any Palahniuk), Cheese Monkeys, Any Vonnegut, Twelve, Satan Burger, Animal Farm, Preacher series, Perks of Being a Wall Flower, Henry Rollins, Jack Keroac, Hunter S. Thompson, Big Fish, Maus, Ray In Reverse, V for Vendetta, Contortionist Handbook, Das Energi, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Sirens of Titan, Factotum, Watchmen, Attention. Deficit. Disorder., Brimstone...

Heroes:

Henry Rollins, Hubert Selby, WEEN, Steve Buscemi, Bruce (the man) Campbell, Rod Serling, Bill Brasky (a mountain of a man at 7' 10" he's the father of every kid in this town)

My Blog

McRib Season...

November 7th... the day we've all been waiting for (or at least me).  The McRib is back!It's time to spend some of that money you've been saving, buy 'em a dozen at a time cuz it won't be here lo...
Posted by BR*AN on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:40:00 PST

the good life and how it brings me down

i've told most of you about the script for the good life, a film i hope to make about me & jay back in the books-a-million days, a story about loving someone who won't love you back while working ...
Posted by BR*AN on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST

what do a hack author and a wash up singer have in common?

I've never been a big fan of scifi, it's flowery, redundant, pretntious crap (in most cases). Not too long ago Terry Goodkind posted in his blog that he's pissed that book stores put him in fantasy, h...
Posted by BR*AN on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:06:00 PST

im super-fucked in the head!

DisorderRatingParanoid:ModerateSchizoid:HighSchizotypal:Very HighAntisocial:HighBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:Very HighNarcissistic:Very HighAvoidant:Very HighDependent:Very HighObsessive-Compulsive:...
Posted by BR*AN on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST

fuck salt, fuck shoes, fuck dallas

I loves me some Palahniuk, but i hates me some waiting in like for 4 hours, i also hates everything bein closed by the time we get our shit signed, all & all everything was cool though, nick b bro...
Posted by BR*AN on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:31:00 PST

and now for something completely different!

Well kiddos, I know I've been kinda bitter in these things, but it recently came to my attention that right now, my life rocks ass.  1) I've finally gotten the girl I've been in love with for the...
Posted by BR*AN on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 08:28:00 PST

have a drink, it'll be better in the morning...

First off, for all you freaks out there, I've started a new cult section @ work with the likes of Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Brett Easton Ellis, Amy Hempel... so come down & show the old ladies that the...
Posted by BR*AN on Wed, 03 May 2006 08:44:00 PST

Six Degrees to Buscemi...

Ok kiddos, I'm revising an old game Jay, Jared, and me used to play @ Denny's, six degrees to Steve Buscemi.  Give me any movie actor, and I'll link em back to Buscemi in six moves or less, pleas...
Posted by BR*AN on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:17:00 PST

damn tag game...

So the rules are taged, you have to write a blog with 6 wierd things about yourself. In the end you neeed to choose 6 people your going to send this to. They then have to make a blog. 1.  One tim...
Posted by BR*AN on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:31:00 PST

This is a call...

2005 is drawing to a close, which means the decade is halfway over.  What has our generation done to define ourselves? NOTHING.  There is no progress for our generation, no great enlightenme...
Posted by BR*AN on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:43:00 PST