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Rick

They got chili dogs over there?

About Me

The name's Vaughn. I'm also known as Rick, Ricky, Wild thing, Vile thing, grab your throat and choke thing, and also veg-head. I played for a stint in Portland where I ran into some trouble with the law. After my stretch in Portland I moved to the California penal leagues where I was contacted by the Cleveland Indians. I played in Cleveland for a few years where I won the pennant and the division title. I have engineered pitches such as The Eliminator, Humiliator, Masturbator, The see-you-later, and the out-of-stater. I have also been inducted into the Hall of Shame.

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" ..I enjoy riding my Harley, beaning batters, Chili dogs, beer, broads, classic comics, especially crime and punishment. I'm not particularly into Song of Hiawatha though, Stealing cars, the veg-a-matic, Sticking it up teams fucking asses, my horn rims, Rexman's wife at the Capri lounge, The American Express Card, Restaurant type places, Suzanne Dorn, Fastball. I hate caps and sleeves.

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" .. Suzanne Dorn (again), Rachel Phelps (so I can take her outside and kick the shit out of her),

Music:

Wild thing by chip taylor, Randy Newman, Most of all you

Movies:

Anything starring the black hammer, Gone in Sixty Seconds

Television:

Oz, Prison Break

Books:

Classic Comics and the copy of Moby Dick Taylor lent me.

Heroes:

Lou and Donovan for giving me a chance