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About Me

Myspace Glitters

My profile pic IS pretty Hottt. I think it's the cameltoe and pubic beard that draws them in when I'm out on the streets, althooooough ... it could be the facial beard, whatever. Anyway, I'm saving for Public Electrolisis, an Anus Bleaching, and a Labia Trimming (Gawd know's a nice smile never hurts a girl ... :). Donations are greatly appreciated. :)

Myspace Graphics

***((((THE BEARDED LESBIANS LATEST BULLETIN))))*** After several seconds of deep contemplation, I've decided to dedicate my life to Mick Jagger ...

My Interests

Bearded Lesbians, Cats, Smooth Nancyboys, PETA, Lilith Fair, San Francisco, Cats, Hirtsue, Doc Martins, Martina Navratilova Veganisim, Cats ... and Jon Bon Jovi :)

I'd like to meet:

My 1st choice would be Sarangi, he's a musical genius ... I absolutely adore him!! ____If you look closely at the video below "Honkey Tonk Woman," You'll see me, The Bearded Lesbian rush the stage approximately 41 seconds into the song in an attempt to collect my man. Unfortunately, those three dicks nicked me before I could snatch Mick ... TBL ...

Music:

Melissa Etheridge, K.D. Lang, The Indigo Girls, Me'Shelle NdegoCello, Tracy Chapman, Ani DiFranco, The Butchies, Dusty Springfield, Joan Jett, Anne Murray ... and Jon Bon Jovi :)

Movies:

Boy's Don't Cry ... Brokeback Mountain (Before this film, I thought the only Gay Cowboy in America was the Cowboy in The Village People) ... Stonewall ... My Beautiful Laundrette ... Urbania ...

Television:

It's only on for background noise :)

Books:

The Bell Jar. Be Glad You're Neurotic.

Heroes:

Elton John and Bernie Taupin ... for having the longest lasting celebrity marriage in history.

My Blog

Apologies

To all the myspace 'Models' who try to add me: Sorry, but I only add GOOD looking people to my friends list . Ciao !!! TBL ......
Posted by The Bearded Lesbian on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:06:00 PST

!! Mmmmmick !!

Posted by The Bearded Lesbian on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

_Ono Haiku_

_Me have feeling John make Yoko Shave her beard_ ...
Posted by The Bearded Lesbian on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

_T.E.M.P.T.A.T.I.O.N _

After several seconds of deep contemplation, I've come to the conclusion that Mick Jagger is the only man in this world who could tempt this 'Lesbian' to shave her beard ... TBL
Posted by The Bearded Lesbian on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:40:00 PST

Strangely Familiar

Posted by The Bearded Lesbian on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:56:00 PST

Welfare.

Queen Elizabeth and her brood of tittyvamps are the most famous Welfare recipients in the world. If it's good enough for the Queen ... :) Send me a fkn check ! ...
Posted by The Bearded Lesbian on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:59:00 PST

!! Hottt !!

My profile pic IS pretty Hottt. I think it's the cameltoe and pubic beard that draws them in when I'm out on the streets, althooooough ... it could be the facial beard, hummm ... whatever. Annnywaaay,...
Posted by The Bearded Lesbian on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:15:00 PST