Joe

BEWARE: I am extremely weird and the epitome of lame/satirical/tasteless/meme/morbid humor. If you are easily offended or believe everything what i say... then, GTFO, gb2/bed, and come back when you grow a sense of humor. Other than that, leave a message... I'm busy.

Let's see... things about me. I get bored all the time so I sleep, I get stressed at times so I sleep, I get sleepy most of the time so I sleep.

I attend Cal State Northridge ; majoring in Computer Science... almost done .:3 -- to make a functional battle android w/ communication features!!
Important stuff about me:Watch anime (usually anything from the 1990s, mecca, any shoujo, comedy, or magical girl)Listen to anison(anime songs).. I love those high-pitch voices Collect anime figures (usually cute female ones :3 ) Play Bishoujo gamesPost stuff on Forums and Image BoardsEven though I am majoring in computer science, I failed my first programming class (CSCI110 - Fundamentals of Comp Sci using C).Learning new Programming LanguaesLearning Japanese and KanjiLearning how to cuss in different languagesStacking soda cans... personal best 22 cans single stack.Going to the arcades(i play fighting games)Trying different types of foods.I procrastinate a lot.If you order me to do something, I'd probably do the opposite thing for the sake of pissing you off :3Zoning out when people talk to me .. that's when i reply back with ... "huh?" or "what happened?"I tilt my head to the left when i get confused..When i turn 28, I'm going to have a omiai(arragned marriage). So 4 more years of fun. But, for now... im gonna try my best to scare and piss off girls in unique ways ... for the lulz.

Miscellaneous stuff about me:I bet large sums of money on roulette just to get that great nervous feeling.I When they develop the first Sex Robot, I will the first one to buy it.When i go to conventions, my name on my badge will usually be "Jope of Hope".I love being an antagonist. And i love to contradict everything you say.I love it when people talk shit to me, make fun of me, and/or try to make me angry. It makes me feel happy People suck on my toes for fun.Once i get enough money, I will put my motorcycle license to use and buy a bike and go 200mph during rush hour traffic, naked, no helmet, drunk, talking on the cell phone, and blindfolded. One of my life dreams...I have tried many times to quit smoking... but i cant... been smoking since i was 16... need to definitely stop when i turn 26.If i ever get to live in Japan.. i want to live in or around akihabara... thatll be awesome. Everyday will be a feild day at the arcades!!I am fascinated with cute things. I will buy things that look cute impulsively...I also have more scarfs than neckties... i should wear a scarf as if it were a tie.. their awesome.I'm currently learning Perl and Python for web development. I am also studying to get my CCNA(Cisco Certified Network Associate) certification and eventually get my CCNP(Cisco Certified Network Professional) certification.

Great Achievements:passed Final Fantasy 7 in one week passed Chrono Trigger in 4 days passed King of Fighters 96' with one quarter my first time i played the game... and the team i used was Kyo, Mai, and Athena).passed Samurai Showdown III with one quarter my first time i played the game... using Rimururu in Slash mode.passed Resident Evil: Dead Aim in an hour and a half... yes just walk by the zombies... they wont hurt u....they cant run... conserve bullets... duhdrank 2 40oz of mickeys and smoked 3 bowls of chronic at work... and drove home almost crashing into sidewalks, signs, islands, and what have you... and smoking a cigarette at the same time... left hand - (cigarette), right hand-(co-steering, shifter), left foot-(clutch, brakes), right leg-(co-steering, throttle)able to stay up for 3 days... and slept for 2 days after that.... didnt know what day it was nor if its dusk or dawn....Downloading 136 eps of Naruto in a matter of 3 days... watching 73%(102 eps) of it in a matter of 3 daysi worked for 20 hours straight.... I thank the numerous cigarettes i smoked that one long ass shift to help keep sane....i should report my boss to the BBBDuring my Senior year in high school, I was rejected by 15 girls when i asked them to go to Winter Formal. I was going for 20... but the 16th said yes, damn