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Mikee

Know the VALUE behind every dollar you MAKE!

About Me


OhTay...some stuff about me...
I hate it when people have so many damn videos/music/retarded shit on their profile page that it takes forever to load! Fuckin' delete that shit! You open up their page to hear all this crap going on in the background, it freezes up your damn browser, and you've got to kill it. Fuck all that flash shit too...
Lived in Vegas for almost 3 years, born and raised in Walnut, CA. Went to Oswalt, Rincon, then Nogales (that's right you bitches...I didn't pussy out like all ya'll who was scared of the gangs of Nogales and instead went to Walnut, Bishop, Rowland, or Diamond Bar). Graduated "fourth" in my class, went to SAC for a while, transferred to UCSD, finished in the summer of 2003 but didn't walk till 2004 because I felt it was wrong of me to walk until I was actually done. Moved to Vegas after graduating, found a job sitting in front of the computer (dual monitors baby) at least 8 hours during the day, not counting when I get home (why do you think I have the damn online icon on all the time on MySpace?).
Got drunk in 10th grade before 1st period started (around 7am in the morning) because we were supposed to drink the night before, but for some reason I couldn't make it, so my friend fuckin' brought a 40 of Mickey's and a 32 oz Strawberry Hill to Nogales. No way am I gonna fuckin' carry that shit around in my backpack the whole day, bottles clinging all the time, teacher's wondering what the fuck is that sound, and why I'm carrying my books instead of keeping them inmy bag. So....I drank it all. Some of my teachers knew, but they wouldn't rat me out because I would get expelled...ahhh the perks of being an honor student...even my mom came to pick me up, and for some reason I didn't go home...Sobered up by 6th period Show Choir (that's right bitches, I was in Show Choir, don't hate because I know where the pussy's at) and didn't regret it 1 bit. Now, I'm trying to get drunk only once a week...used to get drunk from Wednesday through sunday...but now, just trying to keep it either on Friday or Saturday...In fact, I don't even try to get drunk anymore...just a good buzz...cause being drunk sucks like hell...
Been a Laker fan since back in the day when 4 of 5 Laker starters were All Stars - Kareem [not Rush], Magic, Worthy, and Cooper, jerry-curled Green, when Mitch Kupchak swung at Olajuwon (you're a true Laker fan if you remember this). Never cared too much for football...until this past year because fantasy is fucking dope...and LDT is too...and Reggie Bush will go first in the draft...fuck Vince Young and the LongWhores...
Witnessed my first death when I was 12...been in a fight behind Seafood City...close friend moved to Vegas, and then when I moved to Vegas he moved back to Cali (LOL)...won't miss the June Birthday of my close friend since kindergarten...found my long lost Ate (pronounced ahh teh - means older sister) at work...ran over a ladder going to UCLA...talked about masturbating with your elbows before going to a Save Ferris concert...a dove will tell you that I like to horde condiments from restaurants when in fact I'm trying to save them for use later...this dove will also tell you that I'm lazy when in fact the dove is lazy too...stole a love letter from someone and still have it to this day...smoked out once at the edge of a cliff and really thought I could fly (not suicidal though), but realized "no I can't"...smoked out before performing in Upland...a disney fan who had an annual pass for 2, I think 3 years in a row and would randomly go to Disneyland just to eat lunch (Monte Cristo at the Blue Bayou or Clam Chowder anyone?), ride splash mountain, or shop...handcuffs?...I used to hate Nike's because everyone sported them so I sported Fila; however, most of my shoes are now Nike cause they are engineered w/ the best performance compared to anybody else...Vans are still cool especially warped tour...Vegas every New Year's since 1994...only 1 cousin (auntie) with the same last name, and that won't even last because she'll lose it when she gets married...chasing down tequila shots w/ oranges...then throwing up those oranges...long talks in the Mama's Accord while watching everybody else play tennis @ Walnut Ranch...walking all over UCSD while dazed and confused...drunk in class at least once in both high school and college...Tres Boy...Schwoman Number 10 AKA 10...Swee oh Sweee...Man or Beast...Grey Goose and Cran, so you can flush it all out when you're done...
I'm proud of the OUTLAWS and where we are now...yah we're all not living close to each other but we can get together and chill as if we saw each other yesterday...Vegas is a catalyst - just ask Joel...Proud of my siblings, because even though they're lazy, they can do some great stuff...
Still continuing to find myself or define myself or whatever you wanna call it...but I don't know...maybe I won't have to do it alone..... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Climax Las Vegas . . . another great event coming to you soon!

You can find more about me at my blog: vegasmikee.blogspot.com

Anyways, in case you were wondering who the hell I am and why I'm adding you as my friend, it's because I knew you in my lifetime before, whether it was at Oswalt, Rincon, Nogales, SAC, UCSD, Los Angeles, San Diego, or currently in Las Vegas.

I'd like to meet:

Old Friends, New Friends, Friends I've never met - dammit, all y'all!

Television:

.. Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Heroes:

If you can figure how:
1 + 1 = 10
then you're my Hero.

My Blog

Check out this event: Climax Revolution - Lunar New Year Party

Hosted By: Climax Las VegasWhen: Friday Feb 08, 2008 at 11:00 PMWhere: The Beatles Revolution Lounge @ The Mirage3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd.Las Vegas, NV 89109United StatesDescription:Climax Las Vegas Cli...
Posted by Mikee on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:43:00 PST

2008 Resolutions

Gain 50 lbs.Spend all my money w/in 1 weekDefault on all paymentsStart SmokingBecome an AlcoholicStart new DrugsAvoid all exercises and basketballStop watching Naruto, LakersStop reading ESPN.comStop ...
Posted by Mikee on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:18:00 PST

Kobe Has Love for the P.I.

Had to blog about it soon after I read it:Yahoo Story Direct LinkBryant welcomed into Manila fold at start of Asian tourBy PAUL ALEXANDER, Associated Press Writer September 5, 2007 MANILA,...
Posted by Mikee on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:09:00 PST

Check out this event: Climax Revolution - Jeepney Party

Hosted By: Climax Las VegasWhen: Tuesday Aug 28, 2007 at 10:00 PMWhere: The Beatles Revolution Lounge @ The Mirage3400 S. Las Vegas Blvd.Las Vegas, NV 89109United StatesDescription:Climax Las Vegas...
Posted by Mikee on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:29:00 PST

Your Lost KG

Seriously, are you kidding me?!?  You chose to play w/ injury prone Paul Pierce and Ray Allen.  That's good you're not a ball hog because they definitely are!You gave up the chance to play w...
Posted by Mikee on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:38:00 PST

WTF?!? Japanese Super Mutation Turtles?!?!

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Posted by Mikee on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:05:00 PST

Messenger Of God

PREACH MOTHER FUCKER...PREACH ...
Posted by Mikee on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:49:00 PST

Part Deux

Kobe & O'Neil Part II?Wrong O'Neil - not Shaq but Jermaine!!![Edit]As requested:From Espn Insider:O'Neal To The Lakers? May 31 - The New York Post has learned a championship-caliber collaborator s...
Posted by Mikee on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:11:00 PST

Oh Lakers...

You're killing me!!!  Don't let one man do all the work!
Posted by Mikee on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:27:00 PST

JIN CITY - CONCERT & AFTER PARTY

Hosted By: Climax Las VegasWhen: Saturday Mar 31, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: University Theater4735 S. Maryland ParkwayLas Vegas, NV 89119United StatesDescription:Climax Las Vegas Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Mikee on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST