Burst forth from a pile of yak spew in 1985. Sole survivors of the great yak fire. We sold our souls to learn how to play the instruments. The best in the world. Virtuosos. After working out with Dave Matthews one day in the weight room, he quickly decided to produce our album, and then forgot who we were, so we were forced to resort to shameless self promotion. Resorting even to hiring hookers and telling them about us, but we usually kill them, so that doesn't work out too well. They're not people. Hollywood hates us. Japanese children love us. Chinese children love us. We're glad to sell our album to any Chinese children as long as they're not adopted. We hear we have a big following in Ghana. We hate all races. White, black, asian, you name it. We ourselves are raceless. All the songs we sing are true. Events that have happened to us. Of someone we have loved dearly. Yaks that have come and gone.FALL, 2006, YAK ATTACK DEBUT ALBUM RELEASED, UNDER THE TABLE AND YAKING - omfg. 16 tracks of pure orgasmic power rock. want a copy (for free)? contact us at [email protected] or a myspace message.
